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Chapter 201 Toilet!

You can travel thousands of miles by holding back your urine, but it is difficult to walk an inch if you have diarrhea.

Li Er stayed in the latrine for a long time this time, Wang De was a little anxious.

"Is the saint safe?" Wang De asked.

Li Er rolled his eyes.

"How long have I been squatting? You've been outside asking me if I'm alright. I'm doing well. I'm finally comfortable. Melon seeds chocolate strawberry ice cream is delicious!" Li Er said.

The corners of Wang De's eyes twitched, he had diarrhea from eating, and he said it was delicious!
Not long after, Wang De heard a groan.

"Saint, what happened?" Wang De exclaimed.

"It's okay, my legs are numb." Li Er said.

Wang De: "..."

"If you want to see the imperial doctor, you have to pay attention to diarrhea." Wang De said.

"What are you afraid of? I drank horse blood back then, didn't it still look good? This little ice cream won't cause me any serious trouble!" Li Er said.

Wang De sighed, it's a good thing to be dissatisfied, but you still have to take care of your body, otherwise, it will be too late to regret later.

"Let the royal chef make some food for the saint to warm and nourish the spleen and stomach. If you don't see a doctor or take medicine, you have to eat." Wang De thought to himself.

When Li Er came out, he couldn't help complaining: "It's so uncomfortable to go to the toilet, my legs are numb, I have to control my time in the future!"

Wang De tentatively asked: "Saint, does His Highness the Crown Prince have a lot of research on these things, or let him improve the toilet?"

"Nonsense! I haven't said anything wrong with him yet, but you gave me a bad idea. He is a prince, and he doesn't learn how to govern the country and how to control people. He makes strange things every day. I will never agree!" Li Er said.

Wang De rolled his eyes. He didn't know who said that the potatoes made by Li Chengqian were a great invention that could ensure the Tang Dynasty for a hundred years. Who had diarrhea after eating ice cream!
Of course, since Li Er said that, he didn't have much to say.

The two walked back.

Li Er said abruptly: "You just said that Gao Ming can make me go to the toilet more comfortably?"

Wang De said: "I'm just guessing privately, it's not counted, maybe His Royal Highness doesn't have a good way, after all, toilets are really not very elegant."

"Let's do this. You go to him and ask him to do this. Just say that you want him to help. Not to mention that my legs are numb from being stewed in the toilet, so you ask him to do this." Li Er said .

Wang De could only say with tears in his eyes, "Yes."

If he came up with an idea to put himself in, who did he provoke?

Of course, this matter requires Li Chengqian's consent. Remodeling the toilet is not an interesting thing. If Li Chengqian doesn't agree, he can't force it.

After all, the sage made it very clear that this was what he wanted Li Chengqian to do, not what the sage meant.

Prince's Mansion.

"Wang De, why are you here again? Don't you understand that there is no more ice cream?" Li Chengqian said.

"No, no, this time I have an unfeeling request. I want His Highness to renovate the toilet so that it is more suitable for me to go to the toilet." Wang De said.

Li Chengqian could tell at a glance that this must be Li Er's sand sculpture idea, and he used Wang De to block the gun. That's right, the majestic emperor, it's unreasonable for the prince to do such a thing!

However, he didn't want to let Wang De go just like that, Li Chengqian said: "This matter is too simple, I can draw it for you now."

Wang De was overjoyed. He didn't expect that this matter could be completed so easily!
He hurriedly said: "His Royal Highness is a talented person, hurry up and draw it!"

Li Chengqian went to the study, followed by Wang De.

"Xiao Cui, sharpen the ink for me, I want to write something." Li Chengqian said.

Xiao Cui was very pleasantly surprised, Li Chengqian wanted to write a poem!This is a rare and good thing, many people are waiting for Li Chengqian to write poems!

She quickly rubbed the ink for Li Chengqian, and spread the paper by the way.

Li Chengqian picked up the brush, dipped it in ink, and began to write something on the paper.

Xiaocui and Wang De opened their eyes wide, watching Li Chengqian's movements, stroke by stroke, it seemed that he was not writing, but painting.

Wang De knew that what Li Chengqian told him before was painting.

What Li Chengqian drew first was the sign of a men's restroom. After finishing the painting, he felt good about himself.

"What is this?" Wang De asked.

"This is the logo of the men's restroom. Look, is it very vivid?" Li Chengqian said.

Although Li Chengqian, the stick figure, only has a few strokes, he draws a man standing upright, which is indeed very vivid.

Xiao Cui said: "I never thought His Highness is so good at painting!"

"You are the only one who knows how to flatter someone!" Li Chengqian said.

Obviously, Li Chengqian misunderstood Wang De's meaning.

Li Chengqian continued to draw, and she drew a sign for the women's restroom.

Then, Li Chengqian looked up at Wang De and continued to draw.

He drew a one-legged man.

"This is your logo." Li Chengqian said, "One leg is missing."

Wang De: "???"

"Negative emotion value from Wang De, +188"

Sure enough, it was convenient for him, Wang De wanted to thank Li Chengqian's eighteen generations of ancestors!
Li Chengqian frowned: "What's wrong, why are you unhappy? You eunuchs finally have your own hut. Isn't this a happy thing?"

Wang De: "You misunderstood me. I mean, it's more comfortable to go to the toilet. It's not that there is a place to go to the toilet. Besides, we went to the men's toilet."

"Okay, I won't tease you anymore, you go back first and wait for my good news." Li Chengqian said.

"Then wait for the good news from His Royal Highness," Wang De said.

Wang De left, Xiaocui was a little worried.

"His Royal Highness, how are you going to renovate the hut? This place is already dirty." Xiaocui asked.

"It's okay, I know it well." Li Chengqian said.

Anyway, just do everything according to the toilets of later generations, which is not difficult.

The first thing he thought of was the toilet. Moreover, the toilet is very easy to make. Ceramic is a very common material. He can easily make a ceramic toilet.

He told Yan Lide the idea of ​​the ceramic toilet, and Yan Lide was surprised when he saw Li Chengqian's random drawing.

This thing is really wonderful. Of course, he is not very clear about the flushing system of this thing. Li Chengqian's introduction only mentioned the flushing device inside the toilet, but he didn't draw this thing.

And the thing that made Yan Lide speechless the most was that Li Chengqian actually added a sentence behind it.

"I don't know how to do the flushing device, you can figure it out for yourself."

"Negative emotion value from Yan Lide, +128"

"Yan Shangshu, what should I do? It seems that this flushing thing is not easy to make!" asked the master.

"It's okay. The idea of ​​the toilet is very good. We can make this flushing system after a little thought." Yan Lide said.

The main staff of the Ministry of Industry held a small meeting to discuss how to fix the flushing device.

Finally, they thought of a way, that is to use the height of the flushing water to make the water storage bucket higher, and it is normal to slightly modify the toilet painted by Li Chengqian.

"Very good, we will start trying to make this toilet right away." Yan Lide said.

The official kiln received an order from the Ministry of Industry and started making it. Except for the shape, which they didn't understand, the making process was very easy.

The toilet is not a whole, but made of separate parts, which greatly simplifies the manufacturing process and procedures.

After the assembly was completed, I immediately tested the flushing system. Sure enough, when the height was raised, the flushing effect was very good.

Yan Lide was very satisfied.

"The main reason is that the shape under the toilet is very good. I don't know why, as long as the water is flushed, the dirty things can always be flushed away, leaving clean water." Yan Lide said.

Of course, they can't really test it with shit, they use ink, black ink, and it washes away every time.

Everyone was so impressed that they sent the first toilet to Li Chengqian. Li Chengqian was also very satisfied with this toilet. It was a very good improvement, although the flush button was changed to a lever.

People have to add water to the water storage bucket above from time to time, none of which will affect its advanced nature.

Early the next morning, Li Chengqian was sitting on the toilet, reading the new newspaper, as if in a lifetime. Isn't this what people will do every morning in the future?
It's just that many people have replaced newspapers with mobile phones, and the time they spend squatting on the toilet has greatly increased.

Many people are very interested in the toilet, and there is a long line in front of the latrine, everyone wants to try what it feels like to sit and poop.

There were even people who just wanted to go in and sit on it. After entering, they sat on it, pretending to pick up the newspaper Li Chengqian had read, and looked at it.

They felt very good. Li Chengqian shook his head. These people were really speechless, as if they had never seen the world!
The toilet was naturally sent to Li Er, and the people from the Ministry of Industry were very helpful, and directly gave all the credit to Li Chengqian.

Although Li Er knew the specific production steps, Li Chengqian really contributed a lot, so he didn't say anything.

Li Chengqian gave Li Er a pair of myopia glasses by the way.

After staying up late all year round reviewing memorials, Li Er's eyes have long been short-sighted, but he didn't have the concept, and his short-sightedness was not too serious, so he didn't care about it.

"What is this?" Li Er asked.

Wang De said: "These are myopia glasses specially made for you by His Highness. They are made of crystal. He said they can help saints see more clearly."

"Oh?" Li Er tried.

He didn't see very clearly.

"It doesn't work." Li Er said.

Wang De: "..."

This is embarrassing...

Of course he couldn't see clearly, and Li Chengqian didn't test Li Er's degree of myopia, how could he get the glasses for myopia?

However, it is not difficult to test the degree of myopia. If it is not possible, I will make a few more pairs of glasses, and there will always be a pair that suits Li Er.

Li Chengqian sent Li Er myopia glasses, not because he got up for a while, but because he received a form for testing his eyesight.

This thing is not expensive, and he was not much surprised when he received it. It just gave him more impulse to make glasses.

Wang De is here.

"His Royal Highness, you messed up your game! The saint said he didn't see clearly." Wang De said.

"This is normal. I did not test his vision. Of course he would not get the correct glasses for myopia." Li Chengqian said.

"What's going on?" Wang De was surprised.

"Just take me to him, and I'll demonstrate in person." Li Chengqian said.

Not long after, Wang De took Li Chengqian to see Li Er.

Li Chengqian said: "Father, please cooperate with me later, you will do whatever I say."

Li Er was puzzled: "What are you going to do?"

"Test your eyesight, and then give you suitable myopia glasses." Li Chengqian said.

Li Er thought about it. The eyes Li Chengqian made before were actually useful, but the effect was not obvious.

Now Li Chengqian has to make suitable glasses. To be honest, he is still looking forward to it.

"Yes, I will cooperate with you." Li Er said.

Li Chengqian went to the back room and put on a white coat, black-rimmed glasses, and took out a pointer.

He came out, hung the eyesight test chart in a suitable place, and then pointed at the largest E with a pointer.

Li Er was a little confused, he looked at that E, then at Li Chengqian, not knowing what to say.

Li Chengqian sighed, and said, "Father, cover one eye, and then, say which side the three crosses of E point to, up, down, left, and right, you understand."

Li Er was very interested in this matter, he covered his left eye, compared to the right.

Li Chengqian continued on...

After a short time, he tested the degree of myopia of Li Er's eyes, which was about 100 degrees after conversion.

More than 100 degrees is actually not very high, it just needs to be protected. Of course, wearing glasses can indeed see more clearly.

At Li Erdu's age, the muscles of his eyes will become more and more relaxed in the future, so he doesn't need to be afraid of rising degrees.

Maybe it will gradually recover in the future and you won’t get presbyopia.

Myopia surgery in many hospitals is very bad for patients, so it is better not to do it.

Many doctors are short-sighted. Of course, some experts have to say that these doctors are short-sighted for work.

Some surgeons must be nearsighted.

"Okay, father, your short-sightedness is not serious. You usually review memorials, and if you go out to look at the green mountains in the distance after watching it for an hour, it won't be serious in the future." Li Chengqian said.

His tone really sounded like that, Li Er subconsciously nodded.

"Very good, Wang De. Do you want me to test your eyesight?" Li Chengqian asked.

"No need." Wang De said hurriedly.

After the sage tested his eyesight, he followed up with the test, what kind of words!

"Father, just wait for me to bring the glasses later." Li Chengqian said.

"Okay, I'm looking forward to it." Li Er said.

After Li Chengqian went back, he asked people from the Ministry of Industry to make glasses.

Many people came to Li Chengqian to discuss the toilet, especially many businessmen, who were very excited when they saw this business opportunity.

This thing must be very popular. Everyone likes to enjoy it. There is nothing more comfortable than sitting in the morning.

"Lu Zihou, I will leave this matter to you. You are the general distributor of the toilet. You can take care of everything." Li Chengqian said.

"Okay!" Lu Zihou was very excited.

Li Chengqian sighed, you can make money no matter what you do!

He suddenly wanted to know what would happen if he earned more than 50% of Datang's total wealth.

There was a long way to go, so he decided to continue looking for some ways to make money, and his eyes couldn't help but focus on the escort agency.

Escorts are express delivery in ancient times. Li Chengqian decided to integrate the Escorts to create a new network where ordinary people can buy things at home.

As for the name, let’s call it Ding Ding Dong Dong.

(End of this chapter)