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Chapter 16 This is...

The noodle soup is neither white water nor noodle soup, but authentic bone soup. The red chili oil floats above, but the inside is milky white. The contrast is very strong. If you don't stir it, Li Chengqian will not notice so much.

When a few noodles are picked up, the curly noodles are suddenly straightened and elongated, but they are continuous and full of toughness, and these noodles are pulled out little by little, and finally, the whole noodles are pulled out.

At this moment, the noodles bounced with a burst of soup, Li Chengqian squinted his eyes in fright, then, he blew on the noodles, put it into his mouth, and started to chew.

The cooks swallowed their saliva, what kind of elastic and invincible noodles!It can actually bounce up the soup.

"Good!" Li Chengqian sighed in his heart, "The cooking time is just right, and the noodles maintain elasticity and toughness, and these two things endow the noodles with the most important thing, chewy, this noodle..."

Li Chengqian shouted: "It's too chewy!"

He even felt the moment when the noodles broke off, they exploded in his mouth, and bounced to his tongue, palate, and teeth. Every time he chewed, it was like a series of explosions in his mouth!

"My tongue is numb!" Li Chengqian said.

"Negative emotion value from Guo Yun, +88"

"From..."

Isn't it necessary to be so surprised when we are just eating noodles?The cooks watched eagerly as Li Chengqian ate the noodles one bite after another. They also wanted to try what it felt like to have their tongue numbed by flicking.

"A few cloves of garlic." Li Chengqian said.

If you eat noodles without garlic, your nutrition will be reduced by half.

The peeled garlic was given to Li Chengqian, who put a clove of garlic into his mouth, chewed it a few times, and took a big mouthful of noodles.

"Sweet! The noodles are going to be a big mouthful! If you don't take a big mouthful, it will be soaked and it will lose its chewiness!" Li Chengqian swallowed the noodles, not forgetting to give a wave of explanation.

"Negative emotion value from Guo Yun, +96"

"From..."

The cooks wanted to go up and grab this bowl of noodles from Li Chengqian. They didn't understand, they just ate when they ate, and they had to keep explaining if they couldn't get enough of it. Isn't this a disease of the brain?

After adding garlic, the rhythm of Li Chengqian's eating noodles changed. He had to eat quickly, otherwise, his tongue really couldn't stand the spicy taste of garlic.

While eating, the beef at the bottom of the bowl appeared in front of Li Chengqian, and his expression instantly became solemn.

Life needs a sense of ritual, instant noodles, who would eat instant noodles if it weren't for the jingle of poverty?As for the instant noodles that the poor only eat, who would really follow the advertisement picture of the instant noodles?

The chunks of beef and green spinach in this instant noodles are a kind of respect for life and a sense of ritual of life!

He picked up the beef, put it in his mouth, chewed it slowly, tears flashed across the corner of his eyes, yes, this is the taste, thick, soft, salty, this is the real braised beef noodles!This is life with a sense of ritual.

After eating the last piece of beef, the soup couldn't be drunk anymore, Li Chengqian breathed a sigh of relief, feeling comfortable!
"Huh, delicious." Li Chengqian said.

It's not new anymore, everyone knows that Li Chengqian's previous exaggerated performances, they are not blind, of course they can see clearly, this noodle is really delicious.

"His Royal Highness, do you want His Majesty to taste such a delicacy?" Guo Yun asked.

Li Chengqian frowned, what kind of international joke was he kidding? He only had twelve barrels of braised beef noodles in total. If he ate one barrel a day, he would finish it in twelve days. If others knew about it, would he still have something to eat?

"I still have some soup at the bottom of this bowl, and there is a little bit of flour in it. Try it and make it for him yourself. Aren't you chefs? The most powerful thing about chefs is that they can make exactly the same things they have eaten. Copy it." Li Chengqian said.

"Negative emotion value from Guo Yun, +123"

"From..."

They are very confident in their cooking skills, and they also know that their cooking skills are top-notch, and they also have the ability to restore the food they have eaten, but...

It is difficult for a clever woman to cook without rice!
Where can they find that spicy, inexplicable umami, and diced carrots?There is no need to find it!

After breakfast was full, Li Chengqian walked away. After returning, he began to hesitate, should he use these negative emotional points to buy low-level express packages?

He has calculated by himself that the value of a low-level express package is about 100 negative emotion points. If you buy it directly, you will pay ten times the price. It is a steal!

But when he thought of the braised beef noodles, he couldn't help it, buy it!
Bought three directly to see the negative sentiment value.

Negative Sentiment Value: 876
Li Chengqian sighed, feeling uncomfortable!

He started to open the first express package, and his hands were firm and ruthless. After opening, a foul smell filled the air. Immediately, Li Chengqian frowned.

The things inside, the more you look at it, the more it looks like a poop...

He was very unwilling, and was about to start catching it. At this time, he remembered a joke he had heard before.

It is said that a person was walking forward on the road and saw a piece of shit, he thought to himself, this is a piece of shit, and then he had some doubts in his heart, is this really true?
In order to verify his idea, he got down on the ground and smelled it. It stinks, it should be, but he was a little unsure in his heart, so he stepped on it, it was sticky, like shit, he was still not sure, and finally, he touched it with his hands. Take a little and put it in your mouth.

Finally confirmed, this is a bubble of shit.

He realized that what he wanted to do now was what the person in the joke wanted to do.

In the end, Li Chengqian made a difficult decision. He went out with this low-level express package that looked like shit.

"Come on!" Li Chengqian shouted.

All the eunuchs and maids here gathered together, waiting for Li Chengqian's instructions.

"As for me, there is a box with something inside. I hope you can take a look at it for me." Li Chengqian said.

After he finished speaking, he put the low-level express package on the ground, opened it, and let everyone see what was inside.

Before anyone could see clearly, a smell came out.

"Negative emotion value from Xiao Cui, +123"

"From Xiao Ningzi..."

"From..."

Everyone was speechless. Did Li Chengqian bring a piece of shit to show them?

"What do you think this thing is? I'm only sixteen years old, so I don't have much experience."

Li Chengqian's words puzzled Xiaocui: "What does it mean to be in vain?"

"The imaginary age is your age calculated from the time you emerged from your father's body, and your actual age is the age calculated from the time you emerged from your mother's womb." Li Chengqian said.

"Negative emotion value from Xiao Cui, +134"

"From..."

Xiaocui regretted a little, she shouldn't have asked this question, what is the age calculated from the time she came out of your father's body!There is always a very uncomfortable feeling when listening.

"Okay, back to the topic, let's analyze what is in this box."

Everyone has nothing to say, what is there to analyze in a pile of shit?
(End of this chapter)