Chapter 18

I can go to Nima's Mushroom God!

Seeing Ye An's unkind expression, Li Yanran, who thought she knew Ye An's true identity, panicked...

She is afraid!
What happens if God is angered?Li Yanran didn't know and didn't want to know, anyway, the consequences of angering God should be more serious than angering the director of personnel, right?After all, pissing off the director of personnel could lead to unemployment.

But what about angering God?
On the mountain of knives?
Go into flames?
Or put the oil pan?
Hiss~ It's terrifying!
"Aren't you the Mushroom God?" Li Yanran's tone was a little weak, and she even moved her head cautiously. Seeing that Ye An didn't refute her words, she continued to ask, "Could it be the Mushroom God?"

Ye An: "..."

Why is the whole horse a mushroom!
You are a good little girl, why did you grow a mouth?Donate if you don't know how to speak!
"Let's talk business!"

"OK……"

Although very annoyed, Ye An wasn't going to get too entangled in the issue of mushrooms and microbes.

Pretending to be calm, Ye An knew it was his turn to perform acting skills!

As long as you think you are a boss, then you are a boss!Anyway, as long as I feel that my performance is not embarrassing, then it is others who are embarrassing.

His primary purpose now is to create a channel that can sell plants in large quantities reasonably and legally, but as an otaku, he currently does not have the level to accomplish this.

and so……

Only fool others to do it for him.

To put it bluntly, I still lack the ability, otherwise why would I need to get entangled with this stupid woman here?

"You want me to be a god?"

Li Yanran pointed at herself, and asked Ye An in disbelief.

"Yes!"

Not to mention being an ordinary god, it is not impossible to assign this woman a world and ask her to become a creator god by herself.

It's all outsourced anyway...

As long as the profits are yours by then!Moreover, it can also get rid of a lot of trouble. If you don't see, he almost made himself exhausted mentally and physically just by making a biosphere.

But Ye An still takes it for granted. Adults who can survive in this world are not a fool. If you put your 100% effort into it, especially when this bastard is still very self-aware, things will become extraordinarily complicated.

"But what do you see in me?"

This is not because Li Yanran is arrogant, but because her reason tells her that there is no free pie in the world.

At the same time, her self-knowledge is also reminding her, don't you still not know what ability you have?

[-] points for elementary school, [-] points for junior high school...

When I got to high school, I could only pass the exam, and then relied on this score to take the civil education exam, but ended up failing every time.

With such a mood, Li Yanran obviously would not agree to Ye An immediately.

Even if Ye An put the knife on her neck, she would not agree!

Ye An: "..."

I'm greedy for your body, can't you?
But when it comes to saying it, it turns into: "I think you can do it!"

Girls, it's right to boast more.

But who is Li Yanran?She is an old leftover woman who has been deceived emotionally!What means haven't seen it?

……

In the end, Li Yanran agreed to Ye An's solicitation and became the patrol envoy responsible for contacting the gods and the world.

As for where is the God Realm?Of course, randomly choose a larger one from the world of 60 trillion cells, and use divine power to decorate it at that time, and see if you can trick this little girl.

"Ugh!"

Life is not easy, Yan Ran sighed.

The reason why she agreed to Ye An was not because she felt that she was capable enough to become a god, nor because Ye An's salary was so high that she lost her mind, but because of the knife in Ye An's hand...

Li Yanran had never seen the recruitment technique of putting a knife on her neck.

"Can you remove the knife now?"

"You should have promised not to!"

So, now these people are all so cheap.

When the opportunity does not come, you blame everything and everyone, saying that you were born at the wrong time.

When the opportunity was in front of me, I began to doubt myself again...

What is this?
When the knife is placed on the neck, it can only be used to catch the duck.

"Don't make a sad face," Ye An showed his majesty as a god, and was going to give Li Yanran, a new little god, a science introduction he just made up...

No, it is the God Realm rules and God Realm benefits that have existed for tens of millions of years and have never changed——

After patting Li Yanran on the shoulder, Ye An continued: "In our God Realm, we didn't hire you to do things for nothing. After all, if you want the horse to run, you have to give the horse grass!"

"Then will you give me grass?"

Looking at those eyes full of curiosity, Ye An suddenly felt that the Chinese he learned was different from the Chinese learned by others?
Ye An: "..."

What the hell is going on with this Chinese, can it still be used well?
The air is shaking and cold, when will we people who have learned Chinese wrong stand up!

"Cough cough!"

After clearing his throat, Ye An finally calmed down the situation, "First of all, it is the God of Patrol Envoy that I just promised you, and I will send this to your body later."

"Inside...inside?"

How to send it in?

Repeating Ye An's words, Li Yanran immediately blushed. Is this the rot of the leftover woman?
Ye An: "???"

Why is this girl still blushing?
After being silent for a while, Ye An, who saw that nothing unusual happened, continued: "There is also about your authority and responsibility. After all, there is no free lunch in this world, let alone a free god position!"

Speaking of this, Ye Anna's originally majestic and upright expression suddenly turned dark, and he even set up a divine power barrier around him, as if to prevent someone from eavesdropping.

Here we come, here we come, the main event is coming.

Next, as long as he, Ye An, made up the god position of the patrol envoy a little more powerfully, and then hinted a little that he was using it for private use, and recommended her to be the patrol envoy for the purpose of smuggling trees from the God Realm, after all, as a human patrol The responsibility of the messenger is to check whether the gods have committed any crimes in the human world.

This kind of rhetoric is simply perfect!
Not only can Li Yanran's worries be dispelled, but also why she is chosen to be such a useless person as the human inspection messenger. After all, only a useless person will not delay Ye An, a criminal from the gods' world, from smuggling trees.

Well, that's it, it all makes sense!

Under Ye An's hint, Li Yanran finally understood why Ye An chose her.

"What if we are discovered?"

"If you don't tell me, if I don't tell you, how will the people above find out?"

Ye An hugged Li Yanran's shoulders, like a good buddy for many years.

"Then what can I get?"

"Isn't the position of the inspector of the world not enough? Women, don't be greedy!"

As soon as this sentence was finished, Ye An pushed Li Yanran's shoulder away, and the whole person became gloomy again.

"Three floors!"

"One floor, no more!"

"make a deal!"

You see, wouldn't you become good friends who fell and corrupted together?This is a relationship stronger than the three irons in life.

Li Yanran felt that she had made a profit, and Ye An also felt that he had made a profit. So who lost?

Of course it is the God Realm!

But does the God Realm exist?

Therefore, the loss is Blue Star!

……

(ps: There are so few tickets, it’s uncomfortable.)
(End of this chapter)

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