I really don't want to be lucky

Chapter 98. Nose Picking Attack

Chapter 98. Nose Picking Attack

After landing, You Xiaowu looked around, sure enough, all the acquaintances were there, but they didn't seem to be having a good time.

Shu Wuji's whole body was dusty.

There were a lot of blood scars on that huge tail, and it looked like he had been living in a garbage dump for several days and nights.

Wang Yi, who was usually arrogant, had a runny nose and covered his hands.

The way he shrunk his head, combined with the leather vest he picked up from nowhere, looked rustic and foreign.

Wu Yingying couldn't help but mocked:
"What a turtle."

Because she was on the same team as Yu Changshou, who had the habit of taking care of his teammates, she didn't suffer much.

In contrast, Hua Snake Sisi was in a very miserable state.

Half of the snake hair on her head was ripped off, and if she hadn't ruthlessly torn off the snake hair to cling to the wooden frame when the strong wind blew, she wouldn't even be able to survive.

And if anyone is the most respectable in the field, it has to be the four of Leng Zideng.

The big black gold umbrella in their hands is bright in color and of high quality, and anyone can tell that it is a magic weapon.

It's just that the fan of the big umbrella was blown to pieces in many places.

What surprised You Xiaowu the most was that Zheng Li sent by the Holy Church was actually still alive.

Although of his trio in black suits, he was the only one left.

Among the three werewolf brothers, only Tu Yi and Tu San are still alive.

The werewolf Tu Er was blown off the wooden grid because he was usually greedy and not active in cultivation. He died completely.

The werewolf had committed public outrage by cheating people through any door before.

Now that his enemies are all around, he naturally doesn't want to let him go.

A group of creditors approached the werewolf with ill intentions.

Among them, Leng Zideng, who was still wearing a gentle smile, looked the most frightening, and the large-caliber pistol in his hand could not be resisted by even supernatural creatures.

The three Bone Brothers don't know what skills they practiced. Now they have dismantled and reassembled all the bones in their bodies. They have merged into a three-meter-high Bone Giant, and their six hands are eager to scratch in the air.

Tu Yi never expected such a situation behind the stone gate.

Originally, he was thinking about how far he could run after exploiting this amount of energy, but it turned out that the road to Encounter was narrow...

Just when Tu Yi was guarding Tu San behind him, ready to protect his brother with his own death, a cough suddenly sounded.

The image of Doctor Strange was projected in the air. He caressed the air unceremoniously, and the enemies led by Leng Zideng were instantly beaten away.

Obviously this is just an illusory projection, but it really showed its power.

Dr. Strange said unhappily:

"Private fighting is prohibited in my territory, you can fight as you like after you go out, but now you can only cooperate with me to choose the final winner!"

These words were not polite, but no one dared to resist.

"What are the rules?"

Leng Zideng couldn't help but ask.

But Dr. Strange, who was in an angry state, ignored him at all, and just glanced at everyone with his wolf-like eyes.

When he saw the bone giant, the doctor frowned:
"Since it is one body, why divide it into three parts? Let's see people with this face in the future."

The body of the white-bone giant solidified instantly. From then on, the images of the three brothers were fixed like this, and their internal organs would also be shared.

"There are still a lot of people alive. It seems that the wind of the electric fan is not strong enough."

Doctor Strange seemed a bit disappointed after the count.

But Wang Yi, who was used to being a dog, didn't dare to go forward to flatter him, so he could only cover his toothache and hide behind.

Everyone was nervous and on alert, fearing that the doctor would give an order to start the fan again.

Mainly because they discovered it after they came down.

Some of the supernatural creatures that were blown away fell to the stone wall and died, and some were twisted into the fan blades and turned into meat residues.

"Forget it, I'll go back and think about the second level. You guys can fix it here for now."

The doctor seemed to be joking.

But he just touched it casually, and an invisible gravity fixed everyone in place.

Everyone stared at each other, but they didn't expect that they were forced to sit down and rest.

It's just that the rest is a bit tiring.

Everyone's lower body was fixed in a sitting position, but their upper body could move.

Because there was a rule against private fighting, Tu Yi breathed a sigh of relief, thinking that no one would be able to hurt the two brothers now.

Moreover, the place where they sat was far away from the crowd, even if someone wanted to have a simple fist fight, it would be difficult.

But soon reality hit him in the face.

I saw the white-bone giant lying on the ground with difficulty, and then threw his long arm over...

The white-bone giant slapped the Tu brothers hard, and the two sides started fighting with only their upper bodies.

Although in the end it has developed into a funny picture of the bone giant digging Tu Yi's nostrils hard, and Tu Yi leaning back with difficulty to avoid it.

There was no way, even if Tu Yi's wolf claws slapped the white bone giant hard, the latter was just a skeleton and could not feel any pain.

Compared with the farce of the werewolf, Leng Zideng and Zheng Li's charade diplomatic contacts, You Xiaowu's side is obviously much easier.

I saw them eating ice cream and chatting leisurely.

It was so comfortable that it was like coming out to hold a tea party, and it couldn't help but aroused envious and jealous eyes from all around.

Sisi pitifully wanted to join You Xiaowu's team, but was unanimously opposed by Wu Yingying and Yuesha.

In this regard, You Xiaowu can only sigh:
Women's minds are indeed smaller than the tip of a needle, so it's better not to offend them in the future.

But suddenly, the two soldiers under Leng Zideng began to tremble.

They were originally fat and thin twins, but now they were both sweating and shaking, and their eyes were bulging out in confusion.

"Brother, give me the painkillers..."

The fatter brother stretched out his hand with difficulty, while the thinner brother shook his head.

Trembling, he took out a capsule from his arms and swallowed it without even drinking water.

"This is the painkiller given to the two of us from above. How can you take it alone?"

The younger brother was very unconvinced.

But as the symptoms of his brother who took the medicine lessened, he also felt better.

"Since we are brothers, it doesn't matter who eats."

The twin brother said nonchalantly.

But he just glanced at the painkiller and felt the desire to swallow it again.

In order to force these twins to perform tasks together, Leng fed them special addictive drugs. Only by taking painkillers on time can they avoid death from pain.

"Why! Just because you are my brother!"

Although the pain was relieved, the rift between the twins was growing.

The younger brother was so angry that he scratched his elder brother's face, and the elder brother seemed to be possessed by a demon, completely disregarding brotherhood, and just desperately hit his brother on the head with his elbow.

"asshole!"

"Go away!"

"It's mine, it's all mine!"

A pair of twin brothers were suddenly beaten to a bloody head.

Until Shang Li used gunshots to scare the two away, the brothers were still staring at each other fiercely, gritting their teeth and wishing they could tear each other's bones apart and eat their flesh.

(End of this chapter)

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