I really don't want to be lucky

Chapter 63. Chapter 63

"Life in this world is nothing more than eating and drinking, what else can you do for it?

In order to eat all the delicacies in the world and satisfy the appetite.

In order to wear luxurious clothes, as the saying goes, people rely on clothes and Buddha relies on gold.

In order to feel the blue sky and white clouds, nature always makes people feel small.

for……"

You Xiaowu talked nonsense without thinking, the golden text in the sky flickered for a moment, but there was no response immediately.

It was obvious that You Xiaowu's answer did not satisfy the questioner.

"It's really distressing, how can I, a rough person, think about this kind of philosophical problem?

Only a cultural person like Yuesha can come up with a series of convincing theories. "

You Xiaowu sat down.

He has figured out the trick.

Instead of trying to maintain balance, it is better to go with the flow and stabilize your heart.

You Xiaowu was so bored with nonsense that he even said that life is a genetic requirement.

As the sky was getting dark, You Xiaowu, who was talking dry mouth, stroked his already hungry rumbling stomach, feeling a little irritable.

"What is the purpose of living? People who ask this question are also a little funny."

"Living is simply living. What's the reason? When a real natural or man-made disaster strikes, don't people have to drink their own urine in order to survive?"

You Xiaowu muttered.

As if receiving some kind of enlightenment, the words in the sky flashed rapidly at first, and then began to arrange themselves in a crosswise manner.

The glass on which You Xiaowu was sitting began to make an unbearable "cracking" sound, and then it shattered completely.

You Xiaowu fell into the deep sea with a lot of glass shards.

Cold and stuffy are You Xiaowu's first feelings.

However, a few seconds later, he appeared in Wanjia Hotel out of thin air.

He fell from a high altitude, and when he grinned in pain, he saw the old monk staring at him with a smile.

"The young man is wise even if he works hard."

The old monk was holding a brush and writing rapidly.

You Xiaowu stood up and glanced at it, it was exactly the complaint he had about "living" just now.

"That's it, I have another article in my Chicken Soup book."

"You're plagiarizing!"

"No, no, your words haven't been authenticated, what's the matter if I use them early? It's okay, when the time comes to make money from publishing books, I will share some with you."

The old monk raised his chin with an expression of "you understand".

"Where is Yuesha? What have you experienced inside?"

You Xiaowu noticed a long time ago that Hua Mengmeng was playing with the bat on Yu Changshou with a smile on his face, and Yu Changshou backed away with a flushed face:

"Sister Mengmeng, don't be like this. This bat shares my senses."

"If Yuesha can't handle it inside, just let me out."

"Do you understand cosplay? Yuesha is beautiful but she can't let it go. As soon as I entered, I cosplayed, ba la la Xiao Moxian, with a score of [-]!"

Hua Mengmeng pinched Yu Changshou's face with an evil smile on her face, she even trembled a bit:
"The skin is so good, how do you take care of it?"

"No, the line is wrong."

"It should be: You scream, even if you break your throat, no one will come to save you."

Yu Changshou also said awkwardly:
"As soon as I got in, I was asked to perform a song and dance, and then I directed the bats to dance a 'Pure Land of Paradise'. It just said that I have the potential to be a superstar, so I was kicked out."

"Okay, Hua Mengmeng, please restrain your bad intentions. Changshou is my apprentice after all."

You Xiaowu still grabbed Huamengmeng's pigtail and pulled her away, Yu Changshou shook and finally let out a long breath.

The monk suddenly took the fan and slapped them impatiently like flies:
"Don't get in the way, there are other people who will test your IQ. My song and dance DVD is still lacking in content."

You Xiaowu felt his head was in a mess,

He really didn't understand what the hell this was a chicken soup book, a cosplay show, and a song and dance performance.

In such a daze, the three of them were pushed aside.

Hua Mengmeng is still teasing Yu Changshou,

You Xiaowu was completely caught in the confusion of "who am I, where am I, and what am I doing".

However, there will be no newcomers coming here to report at half past one,
Looking at You Xiaowu's confused eyes, the old monk kindly explained:

"Young people don't think too much, you just need to understand that you are contributing to social development."

"Although you are just a small screw, even though you still don't understand why 996 is a blessing..."

"Hey, far away, far away."

"Do you think a blue star is the most supreme existence? No, no, no, the universe is far broader than you think."

"There are gods who opened up a world lower than Blue Star. They are ignorant and uncivilized. These chicken soup books and song and dance performances are to enrich their cultural life."

"Young man, you are also contributing to the export culture."

The monk first patted You Xiaowu on the shoulder, and then quickly began to receive the newcomers.

Not long after, the old monk's deception mission was completed.

He threw a rough map made of yellow paper and a small metal card to You Xiaowu and the others:

"Young man, I know it's hard for you to accept this reality, but as you live longer you will find that anything is possible."

"This is the map as promised, and there is a coupon for a [-]% discount on the massage chair next to it. This is a personal benefit I give you."

"After all, there are not many sincere sons like you."

The old monk had just finished sighing, and immediately put on a smiling face and asked for alms to the next visitor.

Yu Changshou had already taken the map aside to fiddle with it to confirm its authenticity.

You Xiaowu was still a little confused as he held the massage card.

Hua Mengmeng impatiently pulled out the massage card from his hand:

"Look at your ignorant look. You don't even recognize the hotel massage card? I often travel for business, so..."

Hua Mengmeng raised her head and laughed so hard that she deserved a beating.

You Xiaowu let go of his pride in the past, and earnestly asked for advice:
"What kind of strange world have you seen?"

"Then what, most of them are similar to Iron City, and there are at most a few superpowers pretending to be aggressive in it every day."

"If you really want to say that there is a big difference, it is the most different among these ten thousand hotels."

As Hua Mengmeng said, she salivated at the young lady passing by in a miniskirt.

You Xiaowu pulled back her who stretched out her two evil long claws, as if she was sleepwalking.

I thought to myself that after doing it for a long time, Hua Mengmeng is also a bumpkin who is not much better than herself.

"How can you, a little girl, be so covetous about appearance?"

"It's wrong, it's wrong, everyone has the love of beauty. How can I be the only one?"

Hua Mengmeng was grabbed by the collar, and her short legs were still bouncing up and down in the air.

There is indeed a massage area in the hotel lobby, but it is empty and no one enjoys it.

As soon as You Xiaowu swiped his card, the machine automatically searched who had money.

When the money bucket pointed at Hua Mengmeng and flashed green light, she was unwilling to hold the money bag tightly.

However, the huge suction still sucked away the 2 yuan in change from her body, and also spit out a few steel coins for her by the way.

"This is the money to open a room later!!!"

"The massage service will begin soon, please lie down."

"Hey, the [-]% discount card is in effect, and the giver will be provided with a [-]% rebate for this service."

(End of this chapter)