I really don't want to be lucky

Chapter 246 245. Pray to God and Find Answers in Psionic Tabloid
The scholar holding the rice bowl struggled to keep balance with his hands and shook his head:

"There is nothing to help. When we encounter problems, as long as we pray to the true God in our hearts, we can find the answer in the psionic tabloids the next day."

With a bang, the rice bowl in Bai Yan's hands shattered.

Several incredible glances were directed at the scholar at the same time.

"The true god gave you instructions through the psionic tabloids?"

"Can you read the newspaper?"

You Xiaowu smiled embarrassingly:

"I'm not looking down upon you, I'm just a little surprised that you can read and read newspapers."

The scholar smiled indifferently, and even got up and took the broom to sweep away the debris of the bowl.

"It doesn't matter, we have experienced such doubts many times."

"You may not believe it, but the true God has always taught us to read and write in dreams."

"After a period of study, the vast majority of zombies are now able to simply read and understand text."

"But you still didn't say how the psionic tabloids helped you solve your problems."

Yu Changshou muttered with his mouth full of food.

The scholar thought about it for a while, and gave a few more examples.

“When we were unable to live normally due to lack of water, we first asked Leng Zideng for help, but we had not yet received the Leng family’s drilling team.”

"Suddenly a psychic tabloid floated from the sky, telling us how to survive in the wild and find water."

"When we had all kinds of healing medicines sent by Leng's but didn't know how to use them, the spiritual tabloids had instructions on the use and instructions of family emergency medicines the next day."

"When we couldn't walk in the sun for long, the psychic tabloids published tutorials on how to use wild plant leaves to make light-proof clothing."

There was silence all around, except for the sound of Yu Changshou chewing rice diligently.

"Maybe these are just coincidences?"

Bai Yanshuang asked tentatively, after all, she didn't have a good impression of the psychic tabloids.

"not real."

The scholar said stubbornly.

"I can't convince you, but this is really God's care for us."

Xiao Zhan, who has always been naughty, also nodded seriously.

"How did the newspapers get to your Zombie City? It doesn't mean anything, it's just that your place is relatively remote. Normally, newspapers should not be circulated."

"You might not believe it."

The scholar felt that he had found an opportunity to verify his words, and became even more excited.

"The psychic tabloid suddenly floated to our place one day, and it just solved our problem of finding water."

"That's why we specifically applied to Leng Zideng afterward. Other material assistance can be less and slower."

"But the monthly psionic tabloid must be delivered by someone."

"Go and read that newspaper too, it's really good."

"Oh, by the way, I haven't read the latest issue yet. It should be circulated in Tiangong City, right?"

The scholar said excitedly that he didn't know that the latest issue of the psychic tabloid had slandered You Xiaowu.

"Psionic tabloid? Interesting and interesting."

You Xiaowu pondered and said, he is now in Li You's office in the City Lord's Mansion.

Li You was in a meeting, and You Xiaowu simply asked his servant for the latest issues of the psychic tabloid to read.

At first, it was just a boring pastime, after all, he didn't believe how powerful the psychic tabloids that could be bought would be.

But when You Xiaowu read through the five pages of the psionic tabloid, and then read the first words of the sentences in the five pages together, he suddenly found something wrong.

"The rat-faced man is a creature belonging to the inner world, and should not go to interfere with the outer world."

"The shadow layer passage is damaged, and creatures may escape. It needs to be stopped as soon as possible."

……

The first words of the psychic tabloids are connected to form a puzzle sentence. With this discovery, You Xiaowu seems to suddenly open the door to a new world.

He was sitting in the office, and soon an old servant who came to refill the tea came in, You Xiaowu quickly stopped him:
"There are many psychic tabloids here, bring them all to me."

"Psionic tabloid? We only have the last five years here. I'll get it for you right away."

The old servant was already too old to move around, and he also wondered why You Xiaowu was suddenly interested in the newspaper, but he didn't ask any more questions and just obeyed.

The documents in the archives of the City Lord's Mansion were neatly arranged, and the old servant came back soon.

He brought all the psychic tabloids from the past five years, a total of sixty newspapers.

"Okay, thank you."

As soon as he got the psychic tabloid, You Xiaowu quickly immersed himself in it. His eyes widened and he wanted to print every word into his head.

By connecting the first words of each newspaper, You Xiaowu decomposed a few more sentences:
"The Buddhist monk's purifier fell into the surface world. It's time to find someone to retrieve it when the time comes."

"People who fall asleep will reduce energy consumption, but also prolong the reincarnation time."

"The Psionic Encyclopedia is lost."

"There is a soul in the outer world that strays into the inner world."

Forty of the sixty newspapers could not be linked together, and the remaining twenty could only be broken down into four sentences.

You Xiaowu frowned and fell into deep thought, muttering:
"It shouldn't be, it shouldn't be just these few words."

He didn't believe in evil and tried to interpret other newspapers according to the method of concatenating the last words with the last words, but what he got was some sentences that made no sense.

Or read newspapers diagonally?

Or interpret the newspaper according to the intervals of one, three, five, two and four six?

You Xiaowu can occasionally interpret some plausible words, but the rules used cannot be applied to the next edition of the newspaper.

The unbelieving You Xiaowu held his pen in his mouth and scratched his head, feeling that he didn't have enough brain cells.

Li You and Li's top executives finished their meeting, and they walked towards their office with a little anger in their apprehension.

Because he knew You Xiaowu was waiting for him there, the two inevitably had another unpleasant conversation.

But when Li You took a deep breath and opened the door, he found that there was no one inside.

Sensing the master's doubts, the old servant flashed out from the side like a ghost, and said respectfully:
"Lafayette, Mr. You waited here for a while and then left. Before leaving, he also left the psychic tabloid for the past five years."

Li Youyuan's heart was still pounding, and he stared at the old servant for fear of hearing any bad news.

It turned out that after taking away the newspaper, he let out a long sigh and lay down on the swivel chair:
"It's just a few old newspapers. Give him all he wants. Heh, it's like picking up rags."

……

You Xiaowu sat in his courtyard, the stone table in front of him was covered with psychic tabloids.

He really held up a magnifying glass and looked at each word.

While You Xiaowu was concentrating on studying the password of the psychic tabloid, Hua Mengmeng, who had just left recently, pushed open the courtyard door and ran out of breath to speak:

"Go, go, I need your help with something."

With a face full of helplessness, You Xiaowu came to Hua Mengmeng's guest house room, looking at the strong pink decoration, the corner of his mouth twitched involuntarily.

A pistol that looks like a hair dryer is placed on the table in the room. The black and white streamlined body is luxurious and high-profile, and it is extraordinary at first glance.

"This is Fang's high-tech weapon given to me by Leng Zideng. It can turn the enemy into a monster."

(End of this chapter)