I really don't want to be lucky

Chapter 238. Chapter 237.

In the end, the witch boy was bound by the Buddha's light mantra, and the purification light circle slowly rose from the bottom of the feet, and every inch was the pain that burned the soul.

Yu Changshou stood nearby, as helpless as a chicken or duck waiting to be slaughtered.

The Great Compassion Curse Ice Cream can indeed heal the shell people in Tiangong City, even Li You personally came to thank You Xiaowu.

"Before taking the magic medicine given by Mr. You, I felt like my whole soul was floating in the sky."

"Sometimes it turns into a stone and is constantly trampled by people, and then it turns into a circus lion, which is forced to open by the whip every day."

The young Li You burst into tears when he said this.
"But after I ate the ice cream, I immediately felt clear-headed."

"It's just that my body has an instinct to spit out ice cream, and I know that once I spit it out, it will be a failure."

"So I covered my mouth and didn't let go, and finally waited until my stomach digested the ice cream before I hurried to the bathroom."

"Hey, that's called unobstructed."

Li You half closed his eyes, all the wrinkles on his face stretched out.

He looked excitedly at the people on both sides, and even showed an expression of wanting to exchange ideas.

You Xiaowu hurriedly handed him a glass of water, avoiding the topic
"Wait a minute, you said you felt like vomiting after eating ice cream?"

You Xiaowu chewed on Li You's previous words and felt something was wrong.

"Yeah, I just didn't feel well at that time."

"Obviously knowing that the ice cream you gave is beneficial to the body, but the mouth, throat, and stomach all touch the ice cream and want to vomit."

"Oops!"

You Xiaowu thought of something and rushed out.

Sure enough, some ice cream vomit appeared on the street, and the residents who had regained their sanity stood outside again in a daze.

Unbelievably, You Xiaowu stuffed the patient with an ice cream again.

The man swallowed it with difficulty, then his eyes widened and he screamed before falling to the ground.

You Xiaowu didn't realize it at first, he only thought this person was pretending to be a monster, but when he went to test the person's breath again, he was confirmed dead.

"No, the Great Compassion Curse ice cream is medicine."

"Because we're not sure how much ice cream these people absorbed and how much drug they absorbed."

"That's why you can't give the patient an ice cream at a time for detoxification, so as not to overdose and cause death."

You Xiaowu touched his chin and started thinking.

"Duojin, your robot is equipped with an emergency medical system that can detect the amount of ice cream remaining in the patient's stomach."

"So how many more people do you have?"

Duo Jin, who was suddenly caught by the cue, was stunned, and then he lowered his head and raised his fingers to start serious calculations.

"Including the new domestic robots that came in, I have about 500 people under my command, and many of them are machines like washing machines and TVs before the catastrophe."

"Their medical system is not perfect, so the physical examination is not impossible, but very slow."

You Xiaowu answered:

"There are tens of thousands of residents in Tiangong City... Even if five hundred robots check one by one, it will take a lot of time."

"But there is no better way now, forget it, just do it."

"Okay, let me sort out the number of machines first."

Dojin turned and left as he spoke, and seemed to mutter to himself:

"Xiao Zang left with his clansmen. I have nothing to do and I can only play with the robot."

"I didn't expect this to come in handy. The plan really couldn't keep up with the changes."

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"The residents of Tiangong City lined up one by one, ready to check the remaining amount of ice cream in their stomachs."

Duo Jin shouted to the crowd with a loudspeaker, and the huge spotlight on the tower swept across the ignorant crowd being driven away below.

The guards of Tiangong City, who managed to finish eating the ice cream of the Great Compassion Curse without throwing up, barely kept awake, were maintaining the formation of the crowd, trying to avoid dangerous stampedes.

The guards of Tiangong City have strict discipline, so although the Great Compassion Curse ice cream makes them stomach-churning, they can still eat it under the forced military order.

The residents of Tiangong City who had turned into empty shells were driven to line up. Five hundred robots under Duojin stood up. In front of them was a row of red tables, and behind the tables was a long line of residents waiting for medical examinations.

The robot physical examination will take half an hour, and the amount of ice cream to be given to the Great Compassion Curse will be determined based on the different physical conditions of each patient.

The washing machine sucks the patient into the trunk and examines it by shaking the patient's body violently.

The TV requires a resident to sit facing him, and continuously emits blue rays to scan his body.

The difficulty of the entire physical examination process is to let the empty shells sit still. Once the body is slightly distorted, the physical examination is interrupted and can only be restarted.

"Xiao Wu, the test results are out."

After two days of non-stop work, Duo Jin said to You Xiaowu in a heavy voice.

Big Eyes looked around for his own robot, constantly unplugging and plugging the plugs to transmit the residents' medical examination reports, and finally these data were transmitted to the Duojin data analysis terminal.

"The physical characteristics of the residents are normal, but the mental fluctuations are abnormal. In scientific terms, they have Alzheimer's disease, which is commonly called Alzheimer's disease."

"This? Can an ice cream tube be cured?"

"It's a bit difficult, mainly because we have missed the best time for treatment. It has been 36 hours since the residents turned into empty shells."

Duojin and the others had been working nonstop for the past two days, but in the end they missed time.

Facing the chaos in Tiangong City, You Xiaowu and others were helpless, but Li You's mansion was full of lights and festoons.

Li Youzheng directed people to hang lanterns and prepare ingredients.
"What is this for?"

"This time Tiangong City has done a good job in resisting the stagnation. Our family will send people down to inspect it."

"Isn't it just to welcome the messenger, so I made some small preparations."

Seeing that their expressions were not right, Li You stroked his beard and asked:
"Are heretics coming? I immediately summoned guards to stop them. People from above will patrol, so we can't lose face."

You Xiaowu stopped Li You with a bad tone:

"People in the city are suffering from Alzheimer's disease. You don't treat them? Aren't you afraid that this will embarrass you?"

Li You slapped his head, suddenly realizing:
"Yes, yes, you are right, I will handle this matter immediately!"

Li You's solution is to have people install fake hearts on the residents of Tiangong City.

This is a high-level bionic object imported from Iron City, with various laborer memories built into it.

The operator only needs to press the button lightly, and the person who installs the prosthetic heart will show a heartbroken expression.

As long as the operator touches the button lightly, the fake heart will smile happily like a pet being stroked.

"With the fake heart, the residents of Tiangong City can work normally as before. I just press the button and they will cry and laugh. At least on the surface, they are normal people with expressions, so the inspectors from my family can't find anything abnormal. gone."

Li You completely ignored the ugly faces of You Xiaowu and the others, and just talked on his own.

(End of this chapter)