I really don't want to be lucky
Chapter 193 192. Trick the dog into killing it!
Chapter 193 192. Trick the dog into killing it!
"The fight against the stalemate is related to the safety of the people of the city. As the chief who selects talented young people, how can you easily resign?"
01 is confident and confident, but no matter how strong he is, his small body has no deterrent effect.
"Your hat is too big. I'm just a soldier in charge of registration."
The younger sister smiled a little stiffly.
"Now it's dark and I should get off work, otherwise the zombies will come out to arrest people later, are you responsible for my safety problems?
Besides, there is only so little time left, and I can't test the ability for you.And vestments are temporarily out of stock. "
"Just wait until tomorrow. Can you come and I'll be the first to sign up for you?"
The younger sister was already holding back her anger.
"No."
01 still insisted on signing up.
"01? Why are you here? Don't you make coffee in the camp?"
There was a meeting in the city lord's mansion, and the voice of the dispute came in again, so You Xiaowu could only come out alone to check what was going on.
"I can go without drinking coffee for a day, but zombies cannot go without resistance for a day. Only by killing them can I really make coffee with peace of mind."
"Brother You, you happen to be here, help me tell this lady about the registration."
01 Stand up straight and straighten your clothes, looking like an elite preparing for an interview.
"Why are there so many people going through the back door today?"
The little sister muttered something in a low voice. You Xiaowu glanced at her and said seriously:
"It's not a back door. This 01 barista is a very powerful person. It's our honor for him to sign up, but..."
The corner of You Xiaowu's mouth twitched after the explanation, and he patted 01's shoulder and he walked away to talk.
With a few steps away, his head was spinning rapidly, thinking about how to persuade 01 to go to the rear and do logistics with peace of mind.
"The battlefield is ruthless, 01, you are so young, wouldn't it be a pity if something happened to you?"
You Xiaowu persuaded him wholeheartedly.
"You're younger than me."
01 looks a bit silly, but actually it doesn’t fit at all.
You Xiaowu couldn't hold back his face for a second, and the younger girls who signed up later covered their mouths and smiled.
"Don't make trouble, look at your small body, won't you be bitten by two zombies when you go out? There won't even be any bones left after overnight."
"I have developed a new "Qi Luck Coffee", which can improve the luck of coffee drinkers. The most obvious manifestation is that there will be capable people who will take the initiative to be his subordinates."
"Let me make you a cup. After drinking it, aspiring supernatural beings will come to you on their own initiative."
"Why me? Haven't the others drank?"
You Xiaowu's eyes tightened for a moment, feeling that things were not that simple.
"Don't worry, both Duojin and Yu Changshou have drank it.
There were indeed people who came willingly to work for them, but then left for some reason. "
01 Thinking of Yu Changshou's dark blue eyes that disappeared in those few days, he couldn't help hesitating when speaking.
"You also know that capable people are generally more arrogant.
Maybe when you come to our backcountry, you will have the idea of leaving.
But it is more painful for you to beat people, and your ability to persuade people is also stronger.
So it is most appropriate for you to manage after the capable person is 'summoned' by coffee. "
You Xiaowu almost laughed out of anger. Was this a hint that he should use violence to retain talents?
"01 can't see that you still have these thoughts."
"Come and drink this cup of 'Qi Luck' coffee, and people who are capable will rush towards you, and they will recognize you as their destined noble person, and will beg to worship you as their teacher."
"Where's the coffee?"
You Xiaowu looked around, there was nothing but air.
"Don't worry, I have a solution."
01 stretched out a finger and smiled complacently, took out a black silk sac from his bosom, reached in and took out something, it turned out that it was a space device.
On a table are a pile of coffee-making bottles and jars, a steaming kettle, and a pack of coffee powder.
01 took a glass of water, brewed the instant coffee and handed it to You Xiaowu.
"That's it? With such a big battle, I thought you wanted freshly ground and freshly brewed coffee."
You Xiaowu felt weird holding the coffee.
"No, the coffee powder is placed at the bottom, which is more difficult to get."
01 said without changing expression and heartbeat, staring straight at You Xiaowu.
"All right, all right, I'll drink. It won't work if you agree. You can't pester me anymore."
01 held back for a long time:
"Hao Xue said that a good man should make meritorious deeds, and I will go to the battlefield for her."
"Are all of you under the spell of love? Isn't it good to be single honestly? Damn it, you even tricked me into killing me!"
You Xiaowu just took two sips of coffee, and he felt that the taste was mellow and fragrant, very good.
But I was immediately forced to spit out by 01's words.
"Spray lightly, this is what I made with great difficulty."
Seeing that 01 was a bit reluctant to give up the coffee, he even stretched out his finger to rub the coffee next to You Xiaowu's mouth, as if he wanted to save it and try it for himself.
You Xiaowu hurriedly jumped aside, quickly wiped his mouth clean, and persuaded earnestly:
"01, girls like men who are more masculine, do you understand that?"
"I understand! I should just drink one-third of the coffee and give it to you, right? This way it won't be wasted, and all the luck will be concentrated on you!"
You Xiaowu was dumbfounded, and compared his thumbs three seconds later:
"This is your reading comprehension!"
It was almost dark, and only the last rays of the setting sun were still slowly struggling to land.
You Xiaowu accompanied 01 to wait for the capable man who was about to defect to him.
"Come here after drinking? Isn't this amazing?"
"Just trust me."
01 Looking forward to it, full of confidence.
The girl who signed up had already left after seeing that there was no new show to watch for a long time.
There is a square wall outside the city lord's palace to block the nocturnal zombies. At this moment, you can faintly hear the sounds of them sharpening their claws, shaking their feet, and hissing code words.
"There shouldn't be anyone coming, right?"
The servant of the City Lord's Mansion thought so, shaking his hands and preparing to close the door.
The servant didn't see it, but a big bearded man in the distance jumped towards him like a ball, with a distance of five meters at a time.
The servant began to push the door, and the thick iron door creaked harshly, and it was still one meter away from being fully closed.
"No~Yes~Close"
"Wait for me~ah!"
The big man with the beard ejaculated quickly, and his fat body shrank to the thickness of a pancake at that moment.
"Do you know how to shrink bones?"
"Are you the child of luck?"
The big bearded man fell to the ground in embarrassment, and then Yuyue stood up. He and You Xiaowu looked at each other and asked questions at the same time.
01 nodded in satisfaction.
"It is indeed a beautiful scene of master and apprentice recognizing each other."
You Xiaowu saw the scene where the big bearded man was getting started, and thought that this man was a little bit wise.
"It's not impossible for you to become my disciple..."
"You are also worthy to be my master?!"
The big man with the beard punched You Xiaowu fiercely, gnashing his teeth as if he wanted to kill his father.
"Who am I not worthy of?"
The clay figurine also has a bad temper, not to mention that You Xiaowu is not a good person.
He leaned over and dodged, dexterously like a monkey, went behind the big bearded man, and restrained the big man with the pain in his arm from screaming with his backhand.
(End of this chapter)
"The fight against the stalemate is related to the safety of the people of the city. As the chief who selects talented young people, how can you easily resign?"
01 is confident and confident, but no matter how strong he is, his small body has no deterrent effect.
"Your hat is too big. I'm just a soldier in charge of registration."
The younger sister smiled a little stiffly.
"Now it's dark and I should get off work, otherwise the zombies will come out to arrest people later, are you responsible for my safety problems?
Besides, there is only so little time left, and I can't test the ability for you.And vestments are temporarily out of stock. "
"Just wait until tomorrow. Can you come and I'll be the first to sign up for you?"
The younger sister was already holding back her anger.
"No."
01 still insisted on signing up.
"01? Why are you here? Don't you make coffee in the camp?"
There was a meeting in the city lord's mansion, and the voice of the dispute came in again, so You Xiaowu could only come out alone to check what was going on.
"I can go without drinking coffee for a day, but zombies cannot go without resistance for a day. Only by killing them can I really make coffee with peace of mind."
"Brother You, you happen to be here, help me tell this lady about the registration."
01 Stand up straight and straighten your clothes, looking like an elite preparing for an interview.
"Why are there so many people going through the back door today?"
The little sister muttered something in a low voice. You Xiaowu glanced at her and said seriously:
"It's not a back door. This 01 barista is a very powerful person. It's our honor for him to sign up, but..."
The corner of You Xiaowu's mouth twitched after the explanation, and he patted 01's shoulder and he walked away to talk.
With a few steps away, his head was spinning rapidly, thinking about how to persuade 01 to go to the rear and do logistics with peace of mind.
"The battlefield is ruthless, 01, you are so young, wouldn't it be a pity if something happened to you?"
You Xiaowu persuaded him wholeheartedly.
"You're younger than me."
01 looks a bit silly, but actually it doesn’t fit at all.
You Xiaowu couldn't hold back his face for a second, and the younger girls who signed up later covered their mouths and smiled.
"Don't make trouble, look at your small body, won't you be bitten by two zombies when you go out? There won't even be any bones left after overnight."
"I have developed a new "Qi Luck Coffee", which can improve the luck of coffee drinkers. The most obvious manifestation is that there will be capable people who will take the initiative to be his subordinates."
"Let me make you a cup. After drinking it, aspiring supernatural beings will come to you on their own initiative."
"Why me? Haven't the others drank?"
You Xiaowu's eyes tightened for a moment, feeling that things were not that simple.
"Don't worry, both Duojin and Yu Changshou have drank it.
There were indeed people who came willingly to work for them, but then left for some reason. "
01 Thinking of Yu Changshou's dark blue eyes that disappeared in those few days, he couldn't help hesitating when speaking.
"You also know that capable people are generally more arrogant.
Maybe when you come to our backcountry, you will have the idea of leaving.
But it is more painful for you to beat people, and your ability to persuade people is also stronger.
So it is most appropriate for you to manage after the capable person is 'summoned' by coffee. "
You Xiaowu almost laughed out of anger. Was this a hint that he should use violence to retain talents?
"01 can't see that you still have these thoughts."
"Come and drink this cup of 'Qi Luck' coffee, and people who are capable will rush towards you, and they will recognize you as their destined noble person, and will beg to worship you as their teacher."
"Where's the coffee?"
You Xiaowu looked around, there was nothing but air.
"Don't worry, I have a solution."
01 stretched out a finger and smiled complacently, took out a black silk sac from his bosom, reached in and took out something, it turned out that it was a space device.
On a table are a pile of coffee-making bottles and jars, a steaming kettle, and a pack of coffee powder.
01 took a glass of water, brewed the instant coffee and handed it to You Xiaowu.
"That's it? With such a big battle, I thought you wanted freshly ground and freshly brewed coffee."
You Xiaowu felt weird holding the coffee.
"No, the coffee powder is placed at the bottom, which is more difficult to get."
01 said without changing expression and heartbeat, staring straight at You Xiaowu.
"All right, all right, I'll drink. It won't work if you agree. You can't pester me anymore."
01 held back for a long time:
"Hao Xue said that a good man should make meritorious deeds, and I will go to the battlefield for her."
"Are all of you under the spell of love? Isn't it good to be single honestly? Damn it, you even tricked me into killing me!"
You Xiaowu just took two sips of coffee, and he felt that the taste was mellow and fragrant, very good.
But I was immediately forced to spit out by 01's words.
"Spray lightly, this is what I made with great difficulty."
Seeing that 01 was a bit reluctant to give up the coffee, he even stretched out his finger to rub the coffee next to You Xiaowu's mouth, as if he wanted to save it and try it for himself.
You Xiaowu hurriedly jumped aside, quickly wiped his mouth clean, and persuaded earnestly:
"01, girls like men who are more masculine, do you understand that?"
"I understand! I should just drink one-third of the coffee and give it to you, right? This way it won't be wasted, and all the luck will be concentrated on you!"
You Xiaowu was dumbfounded, and compared his thumbs three seconds later:
"This is your reading comprehension!"
It was almost dark, and only the last rays of the setting sun were still slowly struggling to land.
You Xiaowu accompanied 01 to wait for the capable man who was about to defect to him.
"Come here after drinking? Isn't this amazing?"
"Just trust me."
01 Looking forward to it, full of confidence.
The girl who signed up had already left after seeing that there was no new show to watch for a long time.
There is a square wall outside the city lord's palace to block the nocturnal zombies. At this moment, you can faintly hear the sounds of them sharpening their claws, shaking their feet, and hissing code words.
"There shouldn't be anyone coming, right?"
The servant of the City Lord's Mansion thought so, shaking his hands and preparing to close the door.
The servant didn't see it, but a big bearded man in the distance jumped towards him like a ball, with a distance of five meters at a time.
The servant began to push the door, and the thick iron door creaked harshly, and it was still one meter away from being fully closed.
"No~Yes~Close"
"Wait for me~ah!"
The big man with the beard ejaculated quickly, and his fat body shrank to the thickness of a pancake at that moment.
"Do you know how to shrink bones?"
"Are you the child of luck?"
The big bearded man fell to the ground in embarrassment, and then Yuyue stood up. He and You Xiaowu looked at each other and asked questions at the same time.
01 nodded in satisfaction.
"It is indeed a beautiful scene of master and apprentice recognizing each other."
You Xiaowu saw the scene where the big bearded man was getting started, and thought that this man was a little bit wise.
"It's not impossible for you to become my disciple..."
"You are also worthy to be my master?!"
The big man with the beard punched You Xiaowu fiercely, gnashing his teeth as if he wanted to kill his father.
"Who am I not worthy of?"
The clay figurine also has a bad temper, not to mention that You Xiaowu is not a good person.
He leaned over and dodged, dexterously like a monkey, went behind the big bearded man, and restrained the big man with the pain in his arm from screaming with his backhand.
(End of this chapter)
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