I really don't want to be lucky

Chapter 177 176. Too gay?

"It doesn't make sense, even if it's dead, there should be some traces, no bones, no blood, nothing."

Zuo Qingqing tried to be brave, but there was uncontrollable worry on his face.

"It's not really dead, is it?"

"of course not……"

At this moment, Zuo Qingqing suddenly felt a gust of wind coming from his back, followed by a heavy slap on the shoulder.

She turned her head stiffly and slowly.

Yu Changshou was dirty, his face was black, his head was swollen like a pig's head, and he was trying to smile at her.

"You you you... why did you go here?!"

Zuo Qingqing was startled and jumped to the side.

Although he really didn't want to admit it, Zuo Qingqing really felt that Yu Changshou in his impression was much more pleasing to the eye than now.

"Hey, I didn't scare you.

It's okay, I was just poisoned by zombies, and I was in a hurry to come back to see you, so the speed of Qi and blood was accelerated, and the virus quickly infected my body. "

Yu Changshou said it was fine, but suddenly sat down.

He was panting heavily, looking very tired.

"You... are you fighting fiercely?"

Zuo Qingqing sat down next to Yu Changshou after a fierce ideological struggle.

"It's just as intense.

Yang Dadan and I fought head-to-head, but I just fought head-on with my body and skills.

But he used a lot of magic weapons, his expression was very distressed, and he kept scolding because he didn't read the almanac when he went out today.

Although I don't know who will win if we don't fight until the end, Yang Dadan may think that this kind of battle is too cost-effective.

After scolding me for being too handsome, he turned around and ran away with the poisoned person. "

Yu Changshou wanted to say more, but was suddenly interrupted by Zuo Qingqing's hand.

She opened her beautiful almond eyes and said in disbelief:
"Yang Dayan called you handsome and then ran away? Such words between two men? Isn't it too gay?"

"That's right, he said that I am agile and fast, and I am big, and I can actually command bats to fly around the sky deftly like a ghostly talisman.

Listen to this envious tone, isn't it just praising me? "

"Uh...if you think this is a compliment, then so be it.

Keep going and leave me alone. "

Zuo Qingqing wiped the sweat from his forehead, feeling that the person in front of him really had a strange brain circuit.

"Then I followed Yang Dayan and ran away.

I was so excited to chase him that I didn't even notice Yang Dadan's little tricks.

During his escape, he kept injecting zombie poison into the captives.

Those prisoners were all transformed by my little bats, so every drop of the poison was injected into my body.

Seeing that he has been chased far away from the wild, it may not be fruitful if he continues to chase.

And thinking that you might be waiting for me too, I came back. "

Yu Changshou said helplessly with his swollen and blackened face.

Maybe other men would deliberately say such things to take credit, but Zuo Qingqing knew that the naive Yu Changshou was a straight man, and he had no intention of saying anything.

Although it sounds very romantic to come back to this kind of words just for yourself.

Although Zuo Qingqing didn't think she was a chivalrous woman who judged people by their appearance.

But at this moment, facing the pig's face, she was also a little disgusted, and at the same time, she wanted to swing a sword at herself, so as to cut off those weird thoughts in her mind.

For example, is the braised pig's head delicious?
How wide should the red oil pig ears be cut into shreds?
How much sesame is best to add chili oil to the marinated pork walnut meat...

Although Yu Changshou is simple, he is not stupid.

Seeing Zuo Qingqing step back unconsciously, he touched his face and understood.

The innocent Yu Changshou's eyes revealed a trace of injury, but he still scratched his head and retreated consciously.

"Actually, it's not that serious. Don't you have antibodies in your body? The swelling will subside soon."

Out of humanitarian principles, Zuo Qingqing forced herself to do business with a smile, and at the same time, she also reflected on whether she was too aggressive at ordinary times.

"Oh……"

Yu Changshou complied ignorantly, and then took a big step forward with his buttocks, only one punch away from Zuo Qingqing.

"Then what, I have to leave first."

Zuo Qingqing took a deep breath and was about to run away, but Yu Changshou's voice came from behind:

"I don't look good like this, does it scare you?
Although the zombie poison in my body can be resolved by itself, it still takes several days.

Why don't you poke me a few times to release the toxin? "

Hearing this request, Zuo Qingqing's body stiffened.

She slowly turned her head, her expression slowly changing from a smile to expressionless.

"Poke you a few times? Is your human body made of plasticine? Can it be restored after being poked?
Even if you don't want me to go, you don't need to say such things on purpose to anger me, right?

Your tone is too green tea whore!

Although I usually can't make a move, but if you want to provoke me like this again, maybe it will happen! "

Zuo Qingqing said in a cold voice, clenched the two swords in his hands tightly, and there was a cold golden light shining on them.

Yu Changshou stared wide-eyed, full of thoughts:
"???"

"I don't understand what you're talking about, but I'm really not a human, I'm a bat..."

When Zuo Qingqing heard that this person was still obsessed, she became even angrier:
"I don't have time to play with you here, let's go!"

"Wait, I didn't want to play with you!"

Yu Changshou was at a loss, and was anxious to pull Zuo Qingqing's hand.

"rogue!"

Zuo Qingqing was completely annoyed, jumped out all at once, and pointed at Yu Changshou with a cold sword:
"Do you really want me to do it!"

"I didn't mean that.

Ah, no, I really want you to do it to me. "

As the saying goes, a woman's heart is a needle in the bottom of the sea, Yu Changshou is really going to be fainted by Zuo Qingqing.

Annoyed at his stupidity and his inability to speak, he stretched out his hand and hit his head heavily twice.

Immediately afterwards, Yu Changshou took off his coat, clenched his hands into fists and squatted halfway, forcing the zombie poison to his back with all his strength.

Many pustules bulged on Yu Changshou's back, and many small bats with green faces and fangs rushed into the pustules.

"Come on, help me break these pustules."

"Don't think it's great to force me like this, let me tell you, I really know how to do it!"

Zuo Qingqing's face turned pale from the disgusting pustule.

But she resolutely refused to admit defeat, stubbornly thinking that Yu Changshou was teasing her.

After all, who would really want to chop their own body to pieces?

Both painful and life-threatening!
"Come on, I'm not kidding you. Are you brave?"

Zuo Qingqing was completely enraged by Yu Changshou's straightforward questioning, and she walked over with heavy steps:
"You really think that Miss Ben dare not do anything? Hmph, don't ask me for your life if you die!"

"It's not your fault."

Yu Changshou promised that he closed his eyes as if he was being punished.

Zuo Qingqing caressed the golden sword body with two fingers, and the golden light disappeared instantly, and the golden sword turned into a bronze sword.

Zuo Qingqing brandished a sharp sword, her figure was as nimble as a swallow, and her figure was as graceful as a fairy.

The point of the sword pierced the pus, and white liquid and green gas gushed out at the same time.

The little bat wrapped in the pustule let out a shriek and disappeared.

The tip of the sword pierced deeply into the flesh and then drew a circle along the way, and a piece of imperfect circular skin was peeled off.

(End of this chapter)