I really don't want to be lucky

Chapter 127 126. High Concentration Zombie Nutrient Solution
In the early morning, Yu Changshou made a guest appearance as a big rooster, clucking and crowing to wake up the neighbors.

Enthusiastic aunts and uncles all praised him for his loud voice.

This was still a daily job, and steel coins of various denominations fell into Yu Changshou's arms like rain, and he didn't mind the quantity, nor did he count who gave how much.

He thought that this would be enough money for him to drink porridge next to his master.

As for work, if you don’t want to earn a lot of money, you just want to have fun.

You Xiaowu, who just got up to wash his face and brush his teeth in the yard, saw him so excited, so he couldn't help cheering him on.

"Hehehe, everyone is too enthusiastic, so I'll call twice more tomorrow to repay you."

"Farewell, boy, your voice is too high, I'm afraid I won't be able to get up on the bed because of excitement."

The old man who had already set up a chess game under the big tree on the street corner waved his hands again and again, causing a lot of cheerful laughter.

And the gate of Tiangong City, which was originally opened at ten o'clock, has now opened at seven o'clock.

There is a team of personnel in protective clothing beside the reed beach, waiting with a stretcher.

A few men with big iron hooks by the river rushed to the surface of the water and flung out the hooks lightly. The hooks plunged heavily into the dead bodies of zombies floating on the water.

"Bang bang" is quite powerful.

These are zombies that floated down from upstream, and they've been crouching here for days.

The zombie was still baring its teeth and wanted to attack people, but it was quickly injected with a tranquilizer.

The outer layer of its skin is rotten and ugly, but the inner layer is as bright red and lovely as a normal person.

Because this thing has no mind and cannot be trained as a war machine, the Fang family of Tiangong City did not let people from the Ministry of War intervene in this matter, but instead asked researchers from the biochemical line to study zombies.

A zombie was thrown into the stretcher, and the man with the iron hook continued to catch the zombie in the river until the intercom at his waist rang:
"Downstream troops, the five zombies in the upper reaches of the river have been washed down in sequence. May I ask if you have received it?"

"Received, the zombie has been successfully captured and returned to its place, and is now ready to return."

Upstream is an observation post, which the Fang family established initially to detect stowaways.

Later, after zombies continued to flow out, the staff at the observation station reported the number of zombies full-time and assisted downstream in capturing them.

The five zombies were neatly carried away by the personnel in chemical protective suits, but they had to stop when they reached the gate of the city.

The soldiers at the gate of the city greeted the chemical protective suits, tested them with a germ test gun and gave them a green light to pass.

After the zombies were placed on the ground and wrapped in thick layers of plastic wrap, they were carried into a steam machine for a second disinfection.

"It's really troublesome."

A chemical suit muttered, and his superior patted the back of his head:
"How do you talk, don't you want an iron job?"

A soldier defending the city passed a cigarette to make friends:
"Follow the procedure as usual, the little brother is just ignorant, calm down."

As soon as a cigarette is smoked, the friendship between men begins, and they start talking nonsense along the way.

"Don't look at the hideous appearance of this thing, but it has a very strong regenerative ability. Maybe tomorrow it will become an important ingredient in our cleaning products in Tiangong City."

"Is this batch of 'goods' delivered directly to the factory?"

"No, it was sent to the practice academy. There are many scholars in it who are very interested in this. A few days ago, they jointly signed a letter requesting Chief Fang to assign them a few zombies for research."

After the chat, five zombies of different ages and genders came out, and they were welcomed into the city after being heavily wrapped.

"Big event! The zombies found outside the city have been captured and brought back to the city, everyone hurry up and watch the fun!"

An aunt shouted loudly in the yard where You Xiaowu was.

Those idle grandpas and aunts immediately went out to watch the excitement.

The rumbling footsteps sounded like an earthquake, making You Xiaowu almost think that some enemy came to him.

"Master, let's watch the fun too! The zombies they caught are different from the ones we caught."

Yu Changshou said excitedly.

You Xiaowu felt that it was reasonable, so he asked Duojin to go out to watch the excitement, and he didn't even have time to eat the breakfast prepared by Bai Yanshuang, leaving her alone to stomp her feet.

The crowd was huge, and everyone crowded around, as lively as the New Year.

There are actually people who eat melon seeds and watch idle dramas.

It is half an hour's journey from the gate of the city to the Tiangong City Practice Academy.

The truck loaded with zombies rumbled past the crowd of onlookers, and the residents waved and cheered. The scene was once magical.

"Hey, aren't you afraid?"

You Xiaowu couldn't help poking the uncle with the big mole next to him.

The latter flicked his cool long hair:

"What's so scary about this? I still hate that I'm not a senior professor in the training academy, so I can't study this zombie myself."

"Isn't it considered a supernatural power to be able to die without decay? If you apply it to a living person, wouldn't it mean immortality?"

The zombie convoy came to the gate of the practice academy.

The gate opened with a bang, leaving only a gap for cars to pass through, and then closed with a bang after passing through.

In fact, the practice academy is similar to the university before the catastrophe. Normally, the gate will not be closed, but now is the time to escort zombie tributes, of course, you must be more cautious.

After seeing off, the lively crowd dispersed after watching.

You Xiaowu thought that he would stay in Tiangong City for two days first, and then report to the practice academy after checking the situation.

As a result, the next day, the streets and alleys of Tiangong City were covered with posters.

The factory has produced a new oral nutrient solution, which contains active ingredients of zombies. It is now selling very well, and it is a holy product commonly used by the aging nobles in Tiangong City.

The slogan said that this nutrient solution code-named zero has now been pre-ordered, and the next batch of goods will reopen the pre-order channel in five days.

It doesn't matter to residents who can't afford this high-concentration nutrient solution.

The factory has also specially developed a [-]% diluted zombie liquid lotion for them, and the price is first come, first served.

The female star on the poster was still ogling You Xiaowu in all her glory.

The price below is intentionally and unobtrusively written as 1000 yuan/10ml.

Is this not expensive?

And if you buy a cleaner, you can wipe the dirt at home at most, right?
Can anyone really buy this?
But to his surprise, a table was set up at the entrance of the practice academy that afternoon, and the process of purchasing detergent was started.

Not to mention the grandpas and aunts around You Xiaowu Courtyard who used to play mahjong and chess together, even the grandpas and aunts who often closed their doors to raise flowers and play birds also ran away in a hurry.

There are many people lined up behind a subscription table, and the registration staff are like flying fingers to register the quantity and fragrance that the aunts want.

The funniest thing was that there was an old man in a vest who ordered [-] bottles of Sakura Bubble Zombie Cleanser, and shouted that he could buy a few more bottles to give away if the purchase wasn't restricted.

There are also uncles and aunts rushing towards this side, You Xiaowu stopped one casually:
"Aunt, are you not afraid that this is cheating you of money?"

(End of this chapter)