I really don't want to be lucky

Chapter 101 100. Grandpa Xiao Ming's Secret of Longevity
No one spoke, they were all old foxes who were thousands of years old, so what was the point of talking about chatting here.

Interest without real money?Then don't talk about wooing!

Zheng Li, who was coldly received, was not discouraged. He used his three-inch tongue to make some "different" comments on the people present.

"First of all, Senior Shu Wuji, what you are most proud of is the attack power of your long tail, right?

But the tail is just flesh and blood, doesn't it hurt if you hit it like this?
You are completely irresponsible for your own body.

Once the tail is completely injured and disabled after the battle, what should I do?
But you will not have this problem when you come to our church.

We will design a set of special armor for your tail, and the inside of the tail will also be implanted with polymer composite materials for transformation.

Look at your age, why don't you know the word maintenance?
It's embarrassing to actually need me, a junior, to remind me. "

Shu Wuji blushed when Zheng Li said these words.

According to his temper, if anyone dared to speak so disrespectfully to him, he would have taught him a lesson long ago.

But even though this kid hurt him a lot, the truth he said was really on point.

Although others such as Wu Yingying were a little unhappy with Zheng Li's accusatory advice, they subconsciously felt that what he said was right.

Only You Xiaowu noticed that Zheng Li exuded a strange scent.

It was a special spice made by the Holy Church. Hua Mengmeng had used it on him before, but he avoided it.

Yu Changshou's nose is more sensitive.

After he whispered "stirring things" in a low voice, he turned his head and ignored Zheng Li.

At this moment, Zheng Li's eyes turned to the bone giant.

The look of him looking left and right, coupled with the evil smile on the corner of his mouth, successfully aroused the bone giant's uneasiness.

"What are you doing? The three brothers of Lao Tzu are used to living alone, and don't accept the solicitation of any forces!"

"Yes, yes, but what I want to talk about is not this, but your hairstyle!"

"Look at your bald heads. At first glance, you look mighty and scary, right? But in fact, this is where you are most vulnerable!"

"Not to mention others, if someone from our church can just pick up an electric drill and bang it on your head twice, you will all fall apart!"

"Hairstyle is not only a personal preference, but also represents the image and temperament.

Look, do you have a bit of image and temperament to speak of now?
When you go out, you just beat your chest like an orangutan and shouted 'Who dares to fight me'?
Come on bro, it's a new era now.

Don't say you're fighting like this, even if you're picking up girls, no one is willing to look at you. "

After Zheng Li finished speaking, he shook his head regretfully, it was extremely regrettable.

The three bones brothers are usually worried about not finding a wife, but now they are poking at their weakness, and they can't help lowering their voices and asking:

"Then how?"

"It's very simple!" Zheng Li slapped his thigh and said.

"We have specialized hairstylists in our temple. If any monster or devil can pass through their hands, it will be smoother than what comes out of a star-making factory."

Immediately afterwards, Zheng Li took advantage of the victory to pursue.

He also said that Sisi's manners are not good, and she can't be a seductive fairy.

He also said that Wu Yingying is too strong, so he should come to a personal trainer for one-on-one body management training.

He also said that Leng Zideng could go to the School of Management opened by their holy church to study. There are many bigwigs who engage in schemes.

He also said that Wang Yi, who had died, was a scumbag, so he should accept the re-education courses of their church, and then send him to the countryside for teaching activities, and he would definitely find the light and warmth of hope from the children.

Zheng Li preached to everyone except You Xiaowu.

First, they are worthless and their self-confidence is hit to the bottom.

Immediately afterwards, he stood up as the savior and told them mysteriously that they could still be saved.

In short, all problems encountered by these people can be perfectly solved in the church.

"His career PUA skills are really superb."

"I simply suspect that he is the lecturer responsible for brainwashing in the church, and he also carries the incense of ecstasy on his body. These people will believe what he says."

You Xiaowu explained to Yu Changshou in a simple way.

The latter nodded repeatedly, but looked at Wu Yingying with complicated eyes.

"By the way, I haven't asked about the two of you yet?
How do you feel about Wu Yingying?When others treat you well, you must have a clear attitude. "

You Xiaowu felt that he had really entered the state of a master, and even worried about his apprentice's lifelong affairs.

"Master, I have no love for Wu Yingying."

Yu Changshou answered decisively:

"Before, I regarded her as a comrade we could work with, but now it seems that she has also been confused by the enemy's sugar-coated bullets."

……

You Xiaowu didn't know what to say, so he could only pat him on the shoulder comfortingly.

And Zheng Li looked at the others in deep thought with satisfaction, and finally couldn't help turning his head to look at You Xiaowu.

The sincerity in his shining eyes really made people wonder if he had other plans.

"Brother You..."

Just as Zheng Li opened his mouth, he was interrupted. You Xiaowu stared at him:
"Do you know why Xiao Ming's grandfather lived to be 80 years old and still not dead?"

"Why?" Zheng Li paused with a smile on his face and asked.

"Because he never meddles in his own business."

You Xiaowu succeeded in killing Tian with one sentence.

Can be called excellent!

Yuesha finally picked up the documents and materials scattered on the ground, and after she carefully put them away, a gleam of joy finally appeared on her face that had been cold all day long.

Sisi looked at her aggrieved.

She had lingering fears about being rejected before, so she would never dare to come forward to help again.

The supernatural creatures are still twisted and trapped in various reagent pipes at this moment, but these guys dare not speak out.

After all, Wang Yi's corroded half of his head was still lying on the ground.

Yue Sha came over and put the various reagents back into place.

She was skillful and successfully put all kinds of crumbling tubes back on the table safely.

Shu Wuji's body had become stiff and fell to the ground due to standing for a long time.

But in order not to make a big noise and prevent the test tube rack from falling, he counterattacked himself with his tail abruptly, and beat himself back to the original place.

You Xiaowu looked at those reagents with some greed.

Although I don't know what it is used for, I always have the urge to collect.

Yue Sha glanced at him and shook her head:
"These reagents have great requirements for the preservation environment."

"If you take it with you, it may not be used on the enemy. The test tube will explode first and corrode you into a puddle of liquid."

These words successfully silenced everyone who was about to move.

Only Leng Zideng glanced at a row of potions, and took away a small bottle of purple liquid without fear of death.

(End of this chapter)