Yu-Gi-Oh fake card king

Chapter 55 Disruption
"duel!"

"duel!"

The duel officially started. Since Suoke was not affected by his little trick at all, Peacock Dance didn't play the trick of drawing cards from the back and guessing cards.

From the beginning, Peacock Dance has already drawn the main battle card "Harpy Girl", as well as a series of auxiliary magic cards such as "Electronic Tights" and "Electric Shock Whip".

Looking at the cards in her hand, Peacock Dance directly played her main battle card "Harpy Girl" with the spirit of a queen: "Let me attack first! The card I played is the Harpy Girl!" (4 stars, attack: 1300, defense : 1400), it's your turn, Sock!"

"1300 white monster..."

Sock gritted his teeth with a headache: "If I knew it earlier, I would have used the White Dragon Speed ​​to attack the face, why should I use the Archmage deck..."

Peacock Dance heard Suoke's words, and her red lips slightly raised: "Sock, I have watched all the videotapes of you in the All Japan Contest. I know that there are extremely rare and powerful monsters like the blue-eyed white dragon in your deck, but my girl They will never be afraid of this... On the contrary, when I think of defeating the so-called strongest white dragon, I can't help but tremble with excitement!"

"Come on, Sock!" Peacock Dance spread his hands and said with a confident smile, "Let me see if the Blue-Eyed White Dragon is as powerful as it is in the legend!"

"Um……"

Sock looked down at the cards in his hand, scratched his head and said, "Although you said so, I don't even have a single white dragon in this deck..." After finishing speaking, Sock stretched out his hand and took the card on the far right of his hand. A card was put into the battlefield: "I summoned, disturbed blue (2 stars, attack: 0, defense: 1000), put it on defense, and then end the round."

Since there is no virtual illusion system here, and Sock didn't use the little penguin's illusory ability, so Disturbing Blue didn't pop out of the card.

But even across a table, Peacock Dance can still clearly see an extremely wretched-looking blue **** pervert scratching his head and posing on the card!
"you!"

Peacock Dance angrily slapped the table and stood up: "Are you humiliating me!? Why not use the blue-eyed white dragon, but this ridiculous perverted monster!?"

"Because perversion is justice!"

Suoke replied solemnly, reached out and clicked on Chaolan's card: "Don't think he looks wretched, but he is actually patriotic."

……

Peacock Dance was almost choked to death by Sock's words, and it took him a long time to react, pointing at Sock in embarrassment: "Damn it! Even if you use this ridiculous monster that doesn't even have attack power, I won't show mercy Go! Harpy! Use your magnificent claws to tear it apart and shatter the claws!"

Disrupting Blue 1000's defensive power couldn't stop Peacock Dance's attack at all, and was directly sent to the graveyard by the battle.

Suo Ke squinted and said: "Hey, there is no virtual illusion system now, and it is useless for you to shout so loudly. You are quite old, shouldn't you have passed the age of the second year?"

Peacock Dance's pretty face flushed, and she said angrily, "I like it, why don't you!? Also, I'm only 24 this year!"

"Tsk tsk, 7 years older than the city, I feel that you two have gone far..."

Thok shrugged indifferently and said, "Crying will not increase the attack power or effect of your normal monsters, but the effect of disturbing blue that I was sent to the graveyard has already been activated at this time..."

"What!?" Peacock Dance was shocked: "That kind of weak perverted monster actually has special effects!?"

"Of course, to be honest, when I played cards in my previous life, I was usually terrified when I saw a monster with 0 attack power, because since he has no combat power at all, the effects in other aspects must be amazing..." Sock opened the deck , after showing the two cards to Peacock Dance from the inside, added the hand card: "The effect of disturbing blue is that when it is sent to the graveyard due to battle, you can put two cards with 'disrupting' in its name The monsters in the hand are added to the hand, and I chose... Disturb Yellow and Disturb Green!"

Peacock Dance saw that Suoke took two more perverted monster cards and added them to his hand. The corner of his mouth twitched and said, "...Hey, let me tell you, your deck is not full of perverts that are similar to this monster, right? ?”

"Of course not!"

With a word from Suoke, Peacock Dance took a bite.

But hearing Suoke's next words, she almost collapsed.

"How could they all be the same obscene?"

Thok coaxed: "In my deck, there is still a Disturbance King hidden above all disturbances! Let me show you for free!"

Peacock Dance quickly waved his hands: "No, I'm not interested at all..."

Too bad it's too late...

"I activate the magic card 'Fusion' in my hand!" Sock spread out the four cards in his hand: "I want to fuse Disturb Yellow, Disturb Green, and Disturb Black into a new monster!"

"The gathered prayers will become a new shining star, and turn it into a shining road to the king of perverts! Fusion summoning, brother of philosophy, king of disturbance!"

After a lot of gorgeous lines, Thok sent the three materials to the graveyard, and summoned the King of Disturbance through fusion! (6 stars, attack: 0, defense: 3000, effect: this card is on the field, the opponent's three monster areas cannot be used)
I saw a wretched to the extreme monster with a cloak and muscles entering Sauk's battlefield!

Not only the peacock dance, but even the girl on the Harpy card showed a disgusted expression!

"But... Damn!"

Peacock Dance gritted her teeth tightly: "Fighting this kind of thing is simply torture! You obviously have such a powerful monster as the blue-eyed white dragon, why do you use this kind of thing to fight me!?"

"Hey, don't underestimate the power of perverts!"

Suoke pointed at Disturbing King's defensive strength seriously and said: "Don't look at him as ugly, he and the blue-eyed white dragon are also [-]-[-], so I ask you whether you accept it or not?"

"Damn it!" Peacock Dance drew three cards from his hand and put them on the table: "In this case, I will show you the terrifying power of the Harpy! I activate the magic cards Electric Shock Whip, Electronic Leotard, and Kaleidoscope ——Gorgeous clone! In this way, three 2100 Harpy girls will appear on my scene! As long as you reveal your flaws, they will immediately give you a fatal blow!"

Suoke suddenly reached out his hand: "Your kaleidoscope activation is invalid, because according to the effect of Disturbing King, you can only have two monsters at most on the field!"

"Hmph, so what?"

Peacock Dance covered her mouth and laughed loudly: "My three harpy sisters can be regarded as three monsters, or one monster. Your field blockade has no effect on my gorgeous ladies! Ahahaha... ..."

(End of this chapter)