Yu-Gi-Oh fake card king

Chapter 397 Happy April Fool's Day

Sock: "What else can we have, let's meet each other and wipe out our grievances."

Little Penguin: "Then there is no man to challenge you?"

Sok: "Yes! There are quite a few of them. They all look like hey society. They have tattoos on their arms and bodies. Pikachu, Pippi shrimp, kelp, hairtail, they scare me to death!"

Little Penguin: "Hi! Could that be Hey Society?".
Sock: "I think they are so fierce, it should be right, even the decks they use are vicious, and five of them hit me one! I thought badly, I have to think of a way to deal with them! "

Little Penguin: "Oh? Then what did you think of?"

Sok: "I... quietly drew ten cards during the card draw stage!"

Little Penguin: "Hey! How dare you smoke! Didn't they find out?"

Sock: "I didn't notice it at first, but then I couldn't hold it anymore, and they also noticed something was wrong, and asked me why my hand was more than the five of them combined."

Little Penguin: "Then how did you explain it?"

Sock: "I drew another twenty cards from the deck, smiled and shouted: "Happy April Fool's Day! "They also booed and made scissor-hand gestures at me: "Yeah! "."

Little Penguin: "Don't 'yeah', can this fool others?"

Suoke: "I didn't see any flaws at the time, but after three months, they came to my door again and warned me very seriously!"

Little Penguin: "Oh? What did you say?"

Thork: "Don't take anyone for a fool, you shouldn't lie to us, a duel between a duelist and a duelist...how can you do this?"

Little Penguin: "You can still see it."

Sok: "They are heartbroken: You shouldn't lie to us... That day is July [-]th, it's not April Fool's Day at all!"

Little Penguin: "These five idiots!"

Sok: "Then they threatened me!"

Little Penguin: "How did you scare me?"

Sok: "Tell me! Is that day April Fool's Day?"

Little Penguin: "Okay, okay, you won't have anything to brag about if you win five retarded people."

Sock: "Oh, that's right, I'm also the King of Duel after all."

Little Penguin: "Then why don't you tell us about the Duel King? As for the details of you and Yugi Muto's participation in the Duel City Competition, you should tell us carefully. We all want to hear it!"

Thork: "Does everyone want to hear it?"

(The students below couldn't stop laughing, and responded loudly: "I want to! Listen!")
Sok: "Then I'll make up another one for everyone!"

Little Penguin: "Hey, I knew it was made up."

Sock: "What I'm going to say next is true, then, you all know Yugi Muto, right?"

Little Penguin: "Of course, I am as famous as you, the Duel King!"

Suoke: "Duel King is just one of his nicknames, and he has several nicknames... Then, let me count them for you: King of Mouth, King of Inka, King of Forbidden Cards, God of Dogs... Countless!"

Little Penguin: "Aren't you also the fake card king?"

"..."

Suoke squinted his eyes: "...you'd better speak according to the lines."

The little penguin grinned: "There are no lines, aren't they all made up now?"

Sock: "Okay, ok, then, have you read the "Yu-Gi-Oh" comics? If the pharaoh wants to return to the underworld, he must gather three phantom gods, and then play a dark game to defeat the great evil god Sock, and then go back to the underworld. Everyone knows that you can only pass the final test, but Pharaoh didn't know it at the time. After he got the first phantom god "Osiris' Sky Dragon", he actually did a very wretched thing, oops , I don't hesitate to say..."

The little penguin's eyes lit up: "No, no, you have to tell us about this!"

Sok: "I'll tell you quietly, you can't tell others!"

The little penguin nodded again and again: "Definitely!"

Sok: "I'll show you what I learned... On the night when Muto Yuki got the 'Osiris' Sky Dragon', he nestled in the room, and said to the card with a serious face: "Sky Dragon, are you here?" ? ""Sky Dragon, come out" "Sky Dragon, can you thunder?" ""

Little Penguin: "Puff!"

Sok: "Look, isn't it very obscene."

Little Penguin: "...The image is indeed a bit broken. Don't just talk about Yugi Muto, tell me about you. Do you have any interesting things to share with everyone?"

"Yes, I have!"

Sok snapped his fingers: "Well, everyone knows that in a duel, the first attacker has an advantage. They can set up the battlefield first, summon monsters, and wait for the opponent to die."

Little Penguin: "There is such a saying."

Sok: "Although there is a rule now that the person who wins the boxing game can decide to attack first and then attack later, but there was no such rule at that time. Before the duel even started, real people started fighting."

Little Penguin: "Didn't I learn that from you?"

Sok: "... Where is my knife?"

Little Penguin: "No, no, no, please continue, you continue."

Sock: "Everyone should know the strength of my deck. Destroyer Dragons and Chaos Warriors can only be regarded as basic combat units, and there are a lot of them. Therefore, for the playability of the deck, each card in my Usually only one card is brought, but there is one card that is an exception, I have brought a full three! Do you know what it is?"

Little Penguin: "I don't know, tell me?"

Thok: "That's the card! (Take it out of the coat) Olihagang's curse!"

Little Penguin: "So what effect does this card have?"

Thork: "This card can be activated before the duel. If I attack first, I can pick five cards from the opponent's deck and add them to my hand. If the opponent attacks first, I can banish ten cards from the opponent's deck, and I cannot use them again. use."

(Audience boos)
Little Penguin: "Hey! You added three cards of this kind!?"

Sock: "Yes, so basically none of the people who play cards with me dare to attack first."

Little Penguin: "Yeah, once you attack [-] cards first, it will be gone. It's still a joke."

Sok: "But I don't want to attack first, I can't use the Two-dimensional card, and it's useless if I take his card, right? But in this way, a card that was entrenched in my mind a long time ago A question emerged, if everyone doesn’t rush first, how does the game start?”

The little penguin hesitated slightly: "Well...then let's see whose fist is hard."

Sock was delighted at the time: "I am the one with the hardest fist in the world, right?"

Little Penguin blinked: "Yes, that's why no one wants to play cards with you... But I remember that Duel City finals, Muto Yugi seemed to have a very exciting time playing with you!"

Sock: "Yes, but unfortunately he still lost in the end, do you know why?"

The little penguin shook his head blankly: "I don't know."

Sock was decisive, with extraordinary momentum: "Because I am an atheist, I am immune to magic, and tear up the magic card!"

(End of this chapter)