infinite proxy god

Chapter 218 Mu Xiaoxiao's Charm

"." Pupils shrank suddenly, and Mu Xiaoxiao was dumbfounded in place, standing there in a daze, feeling the warm touch on her lips and the sound of slightly rapid breathing, her body trembled, and she reacted instantly, Just as he was about to push her away, he found that Kirito had already taken a step back and separated, looking at him with a slight blush on his face.

"Tirto. You. You are." Mu Xiaoxiao's brain almost completely froze, and she didn't even figure out what happened. This... this damn... I was kissed forcibly?Or by a man?This... Mu Xiaoxiao's first reaction after reacting was to cover her mouth, feeling a little nauseous.

Even if this man is only 14 years old, I can't accept it.

"vomit"

"Hey, Xiaoxiao, isn't this too much?" Tongzi looked at him who was retching, "As for this? It's just a kiss that represents friendship."

"Friendship." After a long while, Mu Xiaoxiao raised her head after regaining her senses, her face was pale and mournful, "You mean that mouth-to-mouth kiss just now was just for friendship?"

"Of course, it's just for friendship, don't think too much about it."

".I'd rather not think too much, but there's no way not to think too much," he wanted to cry without tears, "The Kirito just now, the one just now, was my first kiss."

"Really?" Tongzi's eyes lit up, she seemed quite excited.

".What are you excited about?" Mu Xiaoxiao's face collapsed, "Sure enough, Kirito, aren't you gay?"

"What nonsense are you talking about, how could I be"

"Then why do you want?" Mu Xiaoxiao knelt, "How could a normal person do such a thing?"

"You mean I'm not normal?" Tongzi snorted and raised her head, "Whether I'm normal or not, I just like this anyway, so what?"

"I like mom, there are perverts here!"

"Okay, stop talking about this, Xiao Xiao, let's go."

"Ah? Go? Where are you going?"

"Where are you going? Of course you are going outside to level up with me," Tongzi curled her lips. "I was planning to form a team with you from the beginning. Let's go. Well," before he finished speaking, he saw Mu Xiaoxiao dropped the word 'sorry' and was about to run away, and quickly reached out and grabbed his clothes.

"Wait! Don't run away!" Tongzi's eyes flashed brightly, "Mu Xiaoxiao, if you dare to run away, I will continue to kiss you right here, believe it or not!" Yihong, a little shy, but still called out boldly.

"Forced kiss?" Mu Xiaoxiao's complexion changed, she sighed heavily, and her face darkened, "Kirito, don't think that I'm just easy to bully, if you push me, even you and I will do it"

"Sobbing." Before he finished speaking, he saw Kirito's eyes turned red, as if he was about to shed tears. Seeing this scene, Mu Xiaoxiao's face froze, and she knelt down on the ground weakly, "Okay , Kirito, I'll go with you, but as I said before, if you dare to do anything to me."

"Don't worry, I won't make you unhappy after you say that, and, that was my first kiss just now, Xiaoxiao," Tongzi said in a low voice.

"Pfft, I'm sorry, I don't care about your first kiss or something."

"Hmph, even though I said that, I'm still secretly happy, right? Don't pretend."

"." I am delighted with your sister!Mu Xiaoxiao roared crazily in her heart, I really beep the dog, why don't you go to your Asuna, why do you want to look at me?Mu Xiaoxiao regretted it in her heart. She knew that she shouldn't have taken care of this guy in the first place. Who knew that he would actually be a dead gay.

No, wait, maybe it is true as he said, that kiss is just friendship bullshit!If I really think I'm a fool, I guess only the mentally retarded would believe it. Damn mentally retarded!

"We go to this place, the monsters in this forest are all suitable for upgrading"

"Yeah, you can go wherever you say, I can't upgrade anyway."

"Don't be depressed, although I can't upgrade, but I still know the world of SAO quite well, maybe I can help you," Tongzi said, blinking her eyes.

"Even if you know SAO well, you may not be able to help me. Let's talk about it later," Mu Xiaoxiao waved her hand weakly, followed Tongzi, looked at her back, hesitated for a while, and asked suddenly, " Hey, Kirito, I have something I want to ask you."

"what's up?"

"Ahem, it's not something very important, I just want to ask, is there anyone you like?"

"A person you like? Why are you asking this?" Tongzi squinted her eyes while talking, "Could it be that you care about this?"

"Damn! Just asking! Don't come and drag me, okay?" Mu Xiaoxiao sighed helplessly, "Kiri, I know, you used to stay at home all the time, and you are a teenager with Internet addiction. , I seldom have contact with others, so it will cause you to have some very strange ideas, but listen to my advice, it is impossible."

"What is impossible?"

"Men and men are impossible after all, and I am not interested in men, Kirito, I am a normal man with normal three views."

"I know this, don't worry, it's because you are normal, and if you are abnormal, I am not interested in you."

"Pfft—" A mouthful of old blood.

Seeing Mu Xiaoxiao's extremely depressed appearance, Tongzi felt very interesting, especially seeing his depressed and helpless appearance, wondering what would happen if he knew his true identity in the future?Must be fun, right?Originally, I wanted to tell Mu Xiaoxiao her identity, but seeing such an interesting situation, it would be better to delay it for a while.
I have always been addicted to the game before, this is the first time, I have such a cheerful mood, it’s great
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"boom--"

"I don't have any strength at all," Mu Xiaoxiao fell powerlessly on the bed in the room, exuding an aura that no strangers should enter from all over her body, "Hey, I didn't expect that my majestic proxy god would have one day You also have to worry about such a foolish thing."

"Master, are you back? How are you?" Did you have fun?" Seeing Mu Xiaoxiao coming in, Skaha who was sitting beside him immediately covered his mouth and laughed.

"Master, do you know everything?"

"It's not just that I know, we have been following you just now, and we can see everything clearly," Marta next to him wanted to laugh, but she still held back, looking like she wanted to laugh but didn't dare to laugh.

"Damn! If this is the case, why don't you help me out? At least help me escape?! Did you all watch me jump into the fire pit?"

"What jumping into the fire pit, isn't it just to go on an adventure and upgrade together, and I didn't do anything, and I think it's quite interesting, so..."

"Interesting." Mu Xiaoxiao was embarrassed, "Sure enough, every woman has the heart of a rotten woman." She paused, stood up, and looked at Scarha with a serious face, "Master, you What do you think of me?"

"Huh? What do you mean?"

"Charm, charm, how about my charm?" Mu Xiaoxiao stared straight at her.

"Charm is hard to say." Scatha thought for a while and murmured thoughtfully.

"Am I handsome?"

"If you say handsome or not, it's naturally not handsome, it's just very ordinary and you can only say that it's a bit delicate."

"Right! I don't have much charm, and I haven't reached the point where everyone loves me. I have only met him a few times. Why do I still let a boy like me?" Mu Xiaoxiao beat her chest and stamped her feet, "What a beep It's unscientific!"

"Master, it's hard to say this. You don't like someone based on their charm, although most people like attractive people." Scathach also stared at Mu Xiaoxiao closely, staring at him and about to cry. With a tearless face, he suddenly spoke, "Master, how about you smile?"

"Smile?"

"That's right, just smile and see."

Mu Xiaoxiao could only squeeze out a smile that was uglier than crying, and Skaha shook his head repeatedly, "No, no, it's not this smile, it's another kind, a sincere smile."

"Master, don't embarrass me. Do you think I can still smile from the bottom of my heart? It's too late for me to cry," Mu Xiaoxiao lay on the bed again.

"Idiot!" Skaha hurried up, squeezed Mu Xiaoxiao's cheeks with both hands, and then kept changing various positions to pull, but the results were not satisfied, and his brows frowned, "It's not right, it's still not right, it's strange, Sure enough, you still need to smile from the bottom of your heart.”

"Hey, Master, what are you doing? Let go quickly."

"Okay, master, don't worry about these things anymore, although you are not very handsome, master, and your temperament is just average, but in my opinion, your charm, master, is absolutely unmatched by anyone!"

"Huh? Really or not?"

"Trust me, but master, you really are an idiot, you haven't found out yet."

"I don't care about my charm at all now, I only care about how to solve Kirito's problem."

"Idiot, idiot, master, you really are an idiot," Scatha repeated this sentence again, with a strange expression on his face. In this case, the little girl's identity will not be told to the master, this idiot, look When will this idiot master react.

(End of this chapter)