Infinity we are monsters

Chapter 20

When Zhao Chenping saw the situation, his heart was moved, and he stopped chasing him. Being treated as a monster has its advantages, at least it can make people afraid!And you don't need many people to ask the way, one person is enough, but having too many is not necessarily a good thing. Zhao Chenping has always had a clear understanding of his own situation. He is just a powerful rooster. A desperate adult may not necessarily be their opponent.

The scholar ran a few more steps, but he couldn't move his legs, and fell down on the side of the road exhausted out of breath. As for his bookboy Ah Bai, he had already run away and disappeared without a trace.

Seeing the monster slowly approaching, the scholar felt a little desolate, could he be killed by the monster today?The father has not returned, the ambition has not been rewarded, and the gold prisoner has not been destroyed, so he is about to die?

"I hate it!"

The scholar looked up to the sky and let out a long sigh, then stretched out his hand and pointed at Zhao Chenping, and said intermittently, "Monster, you... what are you going to do? In broad daylight, the world is bright and bright, do you want to...do you not succeed in killing people? You are not afraid of thunder... .Chop it!"

After hearing this, Zhao Chenping was speechless: "Why did I hurt you, why did I hurt you? You can't speak well, and you still dare to mess with me. Don't be afraid that I'm really a monster and eat you in a fit of anger? What a nerd." Rolling his eyes, and not caring about the scholar's nonstop chatter, Zhao Chenping came to him and wrote on the ground with his chicken feet: "I'm going to Taihu Lake, take me there, or I'll eat you."

The scholar saw that the evildoer did not jump up to eat it as he thought, but instead drew ghost symbols crookedly on the ground, curious in his heart, after the chicken demon finished drawing, he quickly lowered his head to look at it, and frowned after reading it , sighed secretly in his heart: "This must be the characters of the monster clan, but unfortunately there are no monster characters in the strange books I read before, otherwise I would be able to communicate with this chicken monster, and maybe I can survive! What a pity! What a pity! But, what should we do now.”

The scholar didn't want to die, at least he didn't want to die now, so he looked at it seriously and thought carefully, until he heard the chicken demon next to him screaming impatiently, then he said cautiously: "This chicken. ... Daxian, I am not familiar with your Yaozu characters, how about we recognize them one by one?"

Zhao Chenping was a little confused, and looked down at the words he wrote. Although it was a bit awkward, it wouldn't be recognized as the characters of the monster clan!These are authentic Chinese characters!What look in your eyes!A scholar doesn't even know Chinese characters! ?What did your teachers teach you?Is it Arabic numerals?
Zhao Chenping ruthlessly despised this scholar from the bottom of his heart, but when he thought of going to Taihu Lake, he still had to rely on others to lead the way, so he had to be patient and prepared to recognize him word by word.Zhao Chenping raised his toe and pointed to the first word, then looked up at the scholar, and yelled twice.

The scholar consciously saw the hope of surviving, and he had already stood up with high morale. After the chicken demon agreed to his request, he was even more happy. This shows that the chicken demon can understand human language, as long as he can communicate has hope!After thinking about it, he bent down and looked at the first word written by the chicken demon. He traced it in his heart for a long time, but he couldn't recognize what it was. He couldn't help but said in frustration, "Chicken Immortal, what did you write?"

Zhao Chenping had a dark look on his face when he heard this. He almost jumped up and pecked his eyes out. He didn't even recognize the word "I". Why do you need eyes?Still ask me?If I could tell you, is it still useful to write?After enduring it for a long time, Zhao Chenping let out angrily moans and raised his toes to point to the second word.The scholar squatted down and made gestures with his hands on the ground for a long time, and finally said with a stern expression: "Even a junior doesn't know this."

Zhao Chenping felt that this scholar should be hopeless. After reading the book like this, there is no one left. He couldn't bear to ask him word by word. He stretched out his wings and swiped at the fourteen characters on the ground, wanting to see what he was doing. Can recognize a few.

The scholar pointed to the penultimate word with a shame on his face. Zhao Shenping saw that it was the word "了". He was so angry that he almost vomited blood. Zhao Shenping looked around and found a small tree as thick as an arm. He ran over without saying a word. With two clicks, the tree was pecked off, and then looked at the scholar angrily.

Seeing that the chicken demon was so angry, the scholar trembled immediately, and hurriedly said: "Big... Daxian, don't worry, we... we have time, take your time... come."

Zhao Chenping looked up at the sky, then pointed to the sun.The scholar looked up and found that the sun had already set on the side of the mountain at some time, so he raised his hand and scratched his head, and said with an embarrassed smile: "Let's take a look slowly at night, oh, by the way, I have This "Analects of Confucius", when the time comes to look for it, you can always find these words."

Zhao Chenping thought about it, and it was the only way to go.This scholar's level is really poor, if it wasn't for the barren mountains and wild mountains where it was not easy for him to study, he would have been replaced a long time ago.

. . .

The crescent moon is in the sky, and the stars are twinkling. In a dilapidated hut not far from the main road, a scholar and a big rooster are reading "The Analects of Confucius".

It was Zhao Chenping and the scholar.

They are one person and one monster, but there is a clear division of labor, Zhao Chenping is in charge of reading, and the scholar is in charge of flipping through the books.

"oh".

Zhao Chenping called out.

The scholar hastily turned "The Analects of Confucius" over to the next page.

Suddenly, Zhao Chenping's eyes lit up and he pressed on a word. After leaving a mark on the word, he took his paw away. The scholar quickly looked around and saw that it was "Meng Sun" in Volume [-] of "The Analects of Confucius". When you ask your filial piety to me, I say "no violation", the word "I" in it.

The scholar pointed to the word "I", then pointed to the first word written by Zhao Chenping on the ground, and asked: "Me?"

Rooster nodded.

The scholar breathed a sigh of relief, quickly picked up the branch and wrote the word "I" on the ground, and then continued to flip through the book with some excitement.Zhao Chenping looked at the words written by the scholar, then looked at his own, and turned his head silently, knowing the root cause of the poor communication between the two.

Chicken feet have four toes, three big and one small. Although Zhao Chenping tries to use one toe as much as possible when writing, the other toes always rub against each other. The words were written very carefully, so I couldn't recognize the original face of the word.

Now that he found the reason, Zhao Shenping didn't complain any more, and just searched the "Analects" word by word, until the scholar read "The Analects" four or five times, Zhao Shenping was dazzled, finally I made up this sentence: "I want to go to Taix, X will take me there, otherwise X will be killed."

Seeing the result of an hour's hard work, one person and one chicken looked at each other, and they were a little embarrassed.

Zhao Chenping was not angry, so he thought of a way to ask the scholar to look through the "Analects of Confucius" again, and found the four characters "a land with water", and then pointed to the word he wrote for the lake.

The scholar silently thought in his heart that a place with water is nothing more than rivers and lakes. What is it, it must be a place, Taijiang?Taihe?Taihu!
Taihu!

"Are you going to Taihu Lake!?"

The scholar suddenly shouted excitedly.

Zhao Chenping nodded again and again, and was also a little excited. He couldn't help flapping his wings, and ran a few steps screaming.

The scholar quickly erased the first X and changed it to lake, and then guessed the following words, "I'm going to Taihu Lake, X took me there, who is X? X is me! No, it's you!"

"I'm going to Taihu Lake, you take me there, or I'll kill you!? Go to Taihu Lake, Ji Daxian, are you going to Taihu Lake!? Let me take you there? Haha... I'll take you there, of course I can take you there !" The scholar seemed to be very excited, and kept walking back and forth, muttering: "Finally, I don't have to die. It's great, it's great! I'm in my prime, and I haven't been loyal to the country yet, how can I do it for the people? Die easily! How could you die like this!"

Listening to what the scholar read, Zhao Chenping felt a little uncomfortable. What do you mean I've fucked you?This is too ambiguous, so I quickly interrupted this guy's self-indulgence, asked him to open the Analects, and found a synonym from it - "food"

"I'm going to Taihu Lake, you take me there, or I'll eat you!" After the scholar finished writing, he read it again, his face was full of excitement, he was not afraid, and finally he laughed and muttered to himself. : "I, Hong Mai, actually learned the characters of fourteen monsters. It's unbelievable to say it, hahaha... I will definitely write a strange book in the future, and write these monster characters in it, so that I will meet them in the future." Scholars in similar situations can escape safely."

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