super ghost system

Chapter 15

"Understood, we must follow suit!"

"It seems quite savvy, but don't call me a fairy, you have to call me big brother! Do you understand?"

"Big brother!"

"Big brother!"

"Big brother!"

A group of little ghosts kept shouting, which should have been arrogant words, but the dark energy continued to permeate the surroundings.

After Wei Feng finished speaking impassionedly, he thought in his heart, why does he feel like a gangster?
And what does big brother do?Isn't it just being sold?

Forget it.

Although the name sounds a bit old-fashioned, it is absolutely domineering.

"Well, wait a moment, I'll come as soon as I go!"

There are three urgent things people have. Time does not wait for me.

Wei Feng finally reached the best stage of atmosphere. He was supposed to enjoy it, but his stomach hurts and his whole body is in a state of trembling.

"Can ghosts also go to the toilet?"

Wei Feng walked around and saw a simple small space made of wooden boards in front of him. After entering, he could still smell the faint smell.

This is undoubtedly the case.

Wei Feng couldn't help but squatted on the stone and released it until he felt refreshed all over, and let out a long breath.

He wiped the piece of cloth in his hand casually, and as soon as he stood up, his hand touched something inexplicable.

I found this thing to be slippery, soft, and greasy, and I always felt particularly disgusting.

"Could it be that you met Xiang?"

Wei Feng was greatly stimulated, looked back quickly, and found that there was an unknown object in the corner of the toilet, which was very familiar, but he couldn't remember it.

But this thing is quite big, Wei Feng only thought it was a table at first, and didn't pay more attention, only then did he realize it.

The shape and size of this thing is like a pig, the nose is like a tiger, and the teeth are like the tusks of a wild boar. There are dense purple markings on the face, big eyes, and black fur all over.

Looking at him, one can't help but feel a little nervous.

"Hey, human, what are you looking at? Have you ever seen a handsome guy?"

"Are you a toilet ghost?"

Wei Feng was stunned for a moment and then thought that when he went to the toilet, he once again encountered the toilet ghost on the Hundred Ghost List.

"Hehe, you actually know this handsome guy. That's right. I'm a toilet ghost with a flower in Yushu Linfeng. How about it? This place is not bad. I'll give you a chance. If you come here from now on, I won't kill you!"

According to the records, this toilet ghost looks very ordinary, and can be said to be dirty and ugly, but he has a very cheerful personality and is particularly narcissistic.

"Other ghosts are going to the meeting, why are you here alone?"

Wei Feng asked intentionally

"Tch, they are all afraid of that thunder monkey, but I am not afraid. Besides, where is my home comfortable?"

The toilet ghost said extremely intoxicated.

"No, how do you know this? Oh, I understand." The toilet ghost seemed to have seen through it, pointed at me with its pig teeth inscrutablely, and said, "Of course you are possessed by a little ghost. Isn’t it, oops, I said man, let’s have a good talk, how about it? Then, you continue to sprinkle fertilizer on my place.”

The blue veins on Wei Feng's temples appeared and disappeared from time to time, forming a big lump, thinking how did he come across such a strange thing?
"A new king has come, if you don't go, what if I kill you?"

"Tch, he ran away as soon as he came, what can we do?"

The toilet ghost tiger's nose is turned upside down, and he looks like I am number one in the world.

Little did they know, what was in front of him was Wei Feng, the super invincible bastard.

"Okay, since that's the case, let me show you a little bit!"

Wei Feng also has a lot of experience in dealing with this kind of thing. When working on a construction site, workers are most afraid of wages. When they are in school, what they are most afraid of is the idiot who is not afraid of death.

"So, why don't you hang out with me in the future and sprinkle fertilizer every day, and I'll protect your safety. Don't worry, although that Thunder Monkey is powerful, I didn't fight him, but I can feel that he is a reasonable person."

"Hey, I haven't finished talking yet...how do you... how do you beat ghosts!"

When Wei Feng was talking to the toilet ghost, he had already greeted him with his fists. In order to prevent his body from getting inside, he kicked the toilet ghost fiercely and kicked him outside the toilet.

"My home!"

The toilet ghost's heart hurts, it's something he has guarded for several years.

"I'm the god who came to the ghost basin. I want to tell you a piece of news. If you come here, I will give you the captain of these hundreds of ghosts. How about it?"

Wei Feng said while beating.

"Fairy? What is that thing? How can I be happy watching my fertilizer in the toilet, don't."

"Return to the captain, even if you give me the country, it won't work."

"What do you want?"

When Wei Feng spoke, he couldn't help emphasizing his tone. If the toilet ghost dared to say no, he would have to kill him.

In terms of attack power alone, Toilet Ghost is far inferior to Reggae, but he should have his special power to prevent this. Wei Feng didn't make it too clear, and strive to kill him with one blow when he disagrees!

I would rather kill a thousand by mistake than let one go!
The toilet ghost thought for a while, and said, "God."

Wei Feng interjected: "Call me brother!"

"Brother, it's okay to surrender to you, but I have one condition, that is, to build a toilet that is three times bigger than mine."

It's that simple?
Wei Feng nodded and said, "Let's go! Don't worry, I'll give you five times the call, just like the living room, how about it?"

"Okay, okay, okay! Big brother is so benevolent and righteous!"

As soon as Wei Feng left, these brats started talking about it.

The thin ghost among them said: "Brothers, you said that our new eldest brother went to the toilet in a hurry just now?"

The long-haired ghost replied: "It should be, poor thing, we didn't excrete so much."

"Tuo Tuomu is a ghost who is afraid of Wutong. Maybe he really has the strength of a ghost king. Brother Xin, can you do it?"

"I once heard from Wutong that Tutuomu was the earliest ghost in this basin, and the new big brother might come out in disgrace. What's more, you know about the toilet."

Many ghosts have already started shaking their heads and sighing.

It's not that they didn't look for Tuo Tuomu before, it's just because the toilet ghost doesn't want to move, so they don't care about it.

If you force them to invite them, they will completely close the toilet.

But this matter is settled.

The long-haired ghost deliberately reported one less at the beginning, that is, he wrote about Takumi.

Obviously, the real world and the things that are developing one after another do not seem to be the same.

Wei Feng said casually: "Toilet ghost, how long have you lived?"

"Remember, although you are my eldest brother now, we are only in a cooperative relationship. This handsome guy has a name. He is called the invincibly handsome Takumu. Don't call him a toilet ghost or a toilet ghost."

"Actually, I don't know how many years I have lived. I even forgot who I was when I was alive. I just remember waking up here 50 years ago."

Note: The appearance of a toilet ghost.

In "Zhen Yi Ji", the face is square, the eyes are red, and the body is shining.

In "Ji Wen", it is as big as a pig, with a tiger nose and pig teeth, and a purple face.

In "You Ming Lu", it is more than Zhang long, black in color with big eyes, and dressed in white.

In "Shu Yi Zhi", it looks like Kunlun, with a yellow face, naked and without clothes.

(End of this chapter)