All-World Vision

Chapter 99 Immortal Tang Li Bai?I may have lived a fake Da Song...

Land boundary, big manor.

Ye Yun, who was shopping for clothes with Shangguan Mingyue and already carrying dozens of bags, stopped and said leisurely:
"The lyrics of this type of modern song are basically how they came out, how can they be taken seriously."

Looking at Ye Yun's words in the Xiansheng group, Liu Bei's smile gradually froze, and he thought while spooning porridge for the refugees.

Princess Honglian also hurriedly said: "That's right, everyone has read "Kyushu Chronicle", this is obviously a rhetorical device, called, called..."

Huang Rong said, "Exaggeration."

Princess Honglian said: "(), that's right, that's just exaggeration!"

The corner of Liu Bei's right mouth twitched a few times.

Am I that unfeminine?

Why do I feel that all the beauties in the group are targeting me?

Am I not handsome?

At this time, it happened that it was a ragged little girl's turn to give porridge. She blinked her big black eyes and handed Liu Bei a slightly worn-out pottery bowl with both hands.

Liu Bei frowned, and suddenly smiled, just showing eight teeth. He filled the little girl with porridge, and then asked:
"Little sister, look at me, big brother, am I handsome?"

The little girl blinked her big eyes, thought for a while, looked at Liu Bei's two big ears, and then looked at the full bowl of porridge in his hand, nodded, and said timidly:
"handsome!"

Liu Bei held back his laughter, handed the bowl to the little girl, then turned his head and laughed out loud.

The little girl's shoulders shook and she almost spilled the porridge. She quickly took a small sip before slowly walking back.

Not far away, Guan Yu and Zhang Fei looked at each other, wondering why their eldest brother kept laughing so strangely recently.

After Liu Bei finished laughing, he turned to serve porridge to the next refugee.

He regained his confidence, because everyone knows-children can't lie!

Since children say they are handsome, then they must be handsome!
While serving porridge, Liu Bei thought, since I am so handsome, why do those beauties still hate me so much?Could it be...

Are they trying to get my attention?
Liu Bei seemed to have found a suitable reason. He said in the group:

"@叶韵, you are in the boundary right now, and there is also a modern society over there, but there are also unscientific existences like Douhunwei, so why do you think that the author of "Little Apple" can't reach the stars and take the moon?"

Ye Yun's beautiful face froze, her demeanor became colder and colder, and the men around who peeked at Ye Yun felt that she was a real goddess.

There was silence within the group of saints.

Huang Rong propped her chin with her hands, her eyes rolled around strangely, she suddenly smiled and said:
"The white hair is three thousand feet long, and the fate seems to be long.

I don't know where to get autumn frost in the mirror.

Uncle Huang, what do you think of Li Bai's poem? "

Princess Honglian said: "White hair is three thousand feet long, that is, white hair is about ten kilometers long, and Datang is just an ordinary world, how can anyone have such long hair?

If so, how tall is this person?How much do you have to eat for three meals a day?You still say this is not an exaggeration? "

Liu Bei made a quick movement with his left hand and right hand, quickly serving the porridge and handing the porridge, and all kinds of thoughts in his mind began to explode violently. After a while, he said:
"After so many things, many myths may now seem to be facts. It is said that Pan Gu created the world, and the height is unknown.

Then it can be said that someone's white hair is ten kilometers long, maybe she also has long hair. "

"Strong words make sense!"

"Strong words make sense!"

"quibble!"

Huang Rong and the three daughters accused Liu Bei one after another, and Yan Shisan, who was watching the show outside, couldn't help shaking his head.

Women have always been the most unreasonable beings. Xuande, you still want to convince them. That will only lead to one result.

——If you lose, you lose, if you win, you lose...

Xuande, you still have a lot to learn!
The three women accused Liu Bei without feeling ashamed at all, and he continued:

"The dangerous building is a hundred feet high, and the stars can be picked by hand.

Don't dare to speak loudly, for fear of frightening the heavenly beings. "

"Dapeng rises with the same wind in one day and soars up to [-] miles.

If the wind breaks down, it will still be able to shake the water.

At that time, when people saw my constant tune, they all sneered when they heard Yu's big words.

Xuan's father is still afraid of future generations, but his husband is not young. "

"What do these two poems of Li Bai explain? It shows that there were immortals in the Tang Dynasty where Li Bai lived, and there were also huge Peng birds. This also shows that there is also a white hair with three thousand feet."

Liu Bei showed a satisfied smile. Fortunately, there is "Kyushu Chronicle", otherwise I would not be able to find all Li Bai's poems.

Huang Rong said quietly: "Since Datang is so strong, how could Datang be replaced by my Song Dynasty?"

Princess Honglian said: "That's right, Uncle Huang, how do you explain it?"

Liu Bei didn't even think about it, and said: "This is the principle that one thing subsides one thing, and yin and yang are mutually generated and restrained."

Huang Rong said: "Then why have I lived in Da Song for so long and never heard of immortals or seen Dapeng?"

Liu Bei said: "They like to be free and have gone to other places. You haven't heard of it or seen it, it doesn't mean it doesn't exist, right?"

There was no sound in the group, as if everyone had been convinced by Liu Bei.

Suddenly, Huang Rong said faintly: "You are right, I may live in a fake Song Dynasty..."

Princess Honglian said: "Hmph (￣ー￣)"

Liu Ming looked at Liu Bei, who was fighting all the heroes, and couldn't help sighing secretly, you said that Brother Chopsticks is so powerful, do they know it?
……

After Liu Bei convinced Huang Rong and the others, the group of saints fell into a strange silence.

As time passed, the sun gradually sank into the hills.

Liu Bei, Guan Yu and Zhang Fei also ended today's porridge.

The three of them went back to the Yuelai Inn together. Along the way, the news about Zhou Jian, the son of the county magistrate, was still hot.

The people who eat melons seem to have great powers and well-informed information. Not only do they know who the person who treated Zhou Jian was, they also knew that after the person treated Zhou Jian, he was also plotted against.

"After talking for so long, who is this chivalrous man?" Not far from the three of Liu Bei, there were also three or five swaggering men.

"Hey, whoever he is, anyway, he did a good deed. Now I just want to know if that person is a real martial arts master."

"That's right, I heard that the man was wearing a bull-head mask, and he moved as fast as a ghost. The fifty archers brought by the county magistrate were useless at all. If I had the same ability, I would also fight Zhou Jianyi." pause."

"Speaking of which, does that master want to accept a disciple? If so, I'm willing to pay any amount of money!"

Walking all the way, listening to other people's comments, Liu Bei also felt that this time of chivalry has received excellent results-the blood of the masses has been awakened.

……

"Bang!"

Fragments of the porcelain cup were scattered everywhere, and the warm tea was also wet all over the floor.

In a certain room, the county magistrate smashed a precious teacup again. His face was full of anger, and he pointed at his wife and said:
"Listen, listen to what is said outside, ah, my reputation has been ruined by you mother and son.

At this time, if someone from above comes down to investigate, not to mention the athletes, even me, our whole family will be ruined! "

(End of this chapter)