All Heavens Film and Television Adventurer
Chapter 73 Chapter 73
Chapter 73 Chapter 73
The policemen on Hong Kong Island really lived up to expectations,
Wait for Shen Lang and the little masters to get rid of all the pickpockets,
They came here in a hurry...
explained the cause and effect,
Return the damaged donkey bag to the owner,
Thank you so much for that rich woman...and pay me something.
The three bald monks naturally shook their heads and refused.
The children don't ask for payment,
Shen Lang naturally declined politely.
A group of four members of the Fenghuang Mountain Sparrow Gang were successfully arrested.
He was handcuffed by the police and taken back to the Phoenix Mountain Police Station to be imprisoned!
[Martial arts chivalry value increased by 1, currently 17/100]
I did a good deed... the mood is still pretty good...
"Little master, I want to find Master Wisdom... Do you know his whereabouts?"
Three people, you look at me, I look at you,
A wicked smile appeared on his face,
Xiaobao patted his chest, "Why are you looking for my master~ If you want to consecrate the object, I can do it too~ It costs two hundred and five for one time~"
Xiaolong calmed down,
With a quack tone,
"Benefactor, the poor monk sees that your face is thin, and there is blackness between your brows. If you want to ask for a sign to relieve the disaster, you can come to me. The fee is five hundred~"
Here, Xiaohu cut it straight, "If you want to learn authentic Shaolin Kungfu, you can come to me! You can get a teaching package, lifelong training, only 998!"
Shen Lang couldn't laugh or cry,
These three little devils still plan to pick up jobs in private...
According to this charging standard,
Their masters must at least double their price,
Sure enough... Being a monk makes a lot of money...
"You don't need consecration, you don't need to look at faces, and you don't need to teach martial arts..."
"Then why are you looking for our master! Playing games?"
The three brats made another martial arts pose,
Xiaolong made a snake fist,
The little leopard came to look for the fat crane to spread its wings,
Right in the middle of position C, Xiaohu bent his knees and punched,
"Ha...we are the three masters of Shaolin!"
Shen Lang: "..."
You are the three big snake skins...
Shen Lang explained, "Uh...my name is Shen Lang...I'm an employee of Huanyu Planning. This time I came to visit Master Wisdom for Dali's upcoming World Martial Arts Conference! There is absolutely no intention of kicking the field."
These three seven or eight-year-old boys are incredibly strong,
In the real world... there is no way...
For an eight-year-old child, it would be difficult for him to carry a big watermelon~
Xiaobao looked puzzled, "Planning? Which of you understood?"
Xiaolong said lightly, "If you don't know, you don't know, you know."
Xiaobao pouted, "Then I still don't know..."
Xiaolong couldn't hold back his face any longer, "No, no, well, I don't understand either!"
Xiaohu thought for a while and said, "Although I don't know what the World Martial Arts Conference is, I will take you to see Master!"
Shen Lang hurriedly thanked, "Thank you, thank you, thank you."
One thing to say, dealing with young children is really tiring.
These boys were born less than ten years ago,
It's normal to have never heard of the legendary World Martial Arts Conference,
After all, the martial arts conference has been silent for decades due to funding problems.
As long as there is a Bill Gates from any sect in the arena,
They shouldn't be so embarrassing.
Following behind the three bald boys,
All the way to the 'Nantian Buddhist Kingdom',
There is a large mountain gate here.
Looking northwest from here...
Outside the lush woods stands a giant Buddha - the Tian Tan Buddha!
Take the road, follow the path,
In short, there are travelers along the way,
Devout Buddhist tourists will also take the initiative to ask to take photos with the monks.
If you meet girls,
The little monks will waste a while.
stop-and-go,
Along the stone steps of the mountain road,
Shen Lang finally came to the foot of the Buddha...
Looking up for a while...
What to say...
It's a little smaller than expected.
Bronze seated Buddha,
The mount is a bronze lotus platform,
The face of the Buddha statue is complete and dignified,
While your ears hang down your shoulders,
The right hand uses the 'Shi Wuwei Seal',
Demonstrate the wish of the Buddha to save the common people!
There is also an exhibition hall at the base,
There are countless people who pay homage to the Buddha here.
Shen Lang couldn't help clasping his palms together,
Sincerely call on me!
"Shen Benefactor, please wait a moment, we will call the master over, at this time he should be meditating and enlightening in the exhibition hall."
"Oh……"
7 minutes passed...
'Boom~'
The ringing of the bell came from inside the Buddha,
It really has a sense of Zen,
Although all this is thanks to modern technology...
There is a big clock in the exhibition hall,
fully controlled by computer,
There will be a knock every 7 minutes,
A total of one hundred and eight hits,
For people to relieve 'one hundred and eight kinds of troubles'.
It's a pity that there are thousands of troubles...the hair is countless...
'Boom~'
'Boom~'
Two more rings,
Shen Lang glanced at the time,
I've been waiting for 21 minutes...
Master Wisdom is an eminent monk after all,
Practicing Zen and enlightening the Tao has entered a state of ecstasy.
Shen Lang was imagining how clever the other party was,
Suddenly three young monks ran out with the support of Master Wisdom.
The master is an adult monk,
Dressed in jet black,
Rosary beads hung around the neck,
Looks gentle,
Hanging a pair of glasses.
buddhist master,
Shen Lang hurriedly folded his palms together to salute,
"Master Wisdom is waiting for you."
Master Wisdom hastened to return the gift,
"Hehe, Benefactor Shen, I'm sorry to keep you waiting, but the poor monk knocked on the Zen enlightenment machine, so I forgot the time, I'm really sorry."
"it does not matter."
Little Leopard stood respectfully behind the master,
"Master, weren't you in the toilet just now?"
Xiaolong has a serious face and a serious expression,
"Little Leopard, that's called a toilet. When you come to a big place, you have to be careful with your words. Master, the old man is just constipated. He hasn't had a bowel movement in seven days, so he wasted some time!"
Xiaohu is the best at dismantling the stage,
"Monks don't lie, master, you just asked us to get you toilet paper."
"Damn it... you little brats..." Master Wisdom's expression fully expressed what it means to be unloved...
It seems that the master-student relationship is not ugly~
The corner of Shen Lang's mouth twitched,
The wise master of wool...
Damn, cooperating with you shit made me wait for a long time...
The atmosphere at the scene was extremely awkward.
To break this situation,
The wise master could only smile,
"Hahaha……"
Shen Lang also laughed in agreement,
"Hahaha……"
Then the three little devils also laughed loudly...
The little monks were a little puzzled, "Why are we laughing?"
Even if this matter is uncovered,
Even if Master has constipation...
He is still a master!
Which beautiful girl can't go to the toilet,
Take it easy...
Shen Lang said in a deep voice, "Master Wisdom, we are about to hold the World Martial Arts Conference, and I hope that you, Tianlong Temple, will be the first to respond to the call and give the martial arts people a good start!"
I heard...!
The wise master lightly shook his head,
"Our Tenryuji will not participate in any competitions!"
(End of this chapter)
The policemen on Hong Kong Island really lived up to expectations,
Wait for Shen Lang and the little masters to get rid of all the pickpockets,
They came here in a hurry...
explained the cause and effect,
Return the damaged donkey bag to the owner,
Thank you so much for that rich woman...and pay me something.
The three bald monks naturally shook their heads and refused.
The children don't ask for payment,
Shen Lang naturally declined politely.
A group of four members of the Fenghuang Mountain Sparrow Gang were successfully arrested.
He was handcuffed by the police and taken back to the Phoenix Mountain Police Station to be imprisoned!
[Martial arts chivalry value increased by 1, currently 17/100]
I did a good deed... the mood is still pretty good...
"Little master, I want to find Master Wisdom... Do you know his whereabouts?"
Three people, you look at me, I look at you,
A wicked smile appeared on his face,
Xiaobao patted his chest, "Why are you looking for my master~ If you want to consecrate the object, I can do it too~ It costs two hundred and five for one time~"
Xiaolong calmed down,
With a quack tone,
"Benefactor, the poor monk sees that your face is thin, and there is blackness between your brows. If you want to ask for a sign to relieve the disaster, you can come to me. The fee is five hundred~"
Here, Xiaohu cut it straight, "If you want to learn authentic Shaolin Kungfu, you can come to me! You can get a teaching package, lifelong training, only 998!"
Shen Lang couldn't laugh or cry,
These three little devils still plan to pick up jobs in private...
According to this charging standard,
Their masters must at least double their price,
Sure enough... Being a monk makes a lot of money...
"You don't need consecration, you don't need to look at faces, and you don't need to teach martial arts..."
"Then why are you looking for our master! Playing games?"
The three brats made another martial arts pose,
Xiaolong made a snake fist,
The little leopard came to look for the fat crane to spread its wings,
Right in the middle of position C, Xiaohu bent his knees and punched,
"Ha...we are the three masters of Shaolin!"
Shen Lang: "..."
You are the three big snake skins...
Shen Lang explained, "Uh...my name is Shen Lang...I'm an employee of Huanyu Planning. This time I came to visit Master Wisdom for Dali's upcoming World Martial Arts Conference! There is absolutely no intention of kicking the field."
These three seven or eight-year-old boys are incredibly strong,
In the real world... there is no way...
For an eight-year-old child, it would be difficult for him to carry a big watermelon~
Xiaobao looked puzzled, "Planning? Which of you understood?"
Xiaolong said lightly, "If you don't know, you don't know, you know."
Xiaobao pouted, "Then I still don't know..."
Xiaolong couldn't hold back his face any longer, "No, no, well, I don't understand either!"
Xiaohu thought for a while and said, "Although I don't know what the World Martial Arts Conference is, I will take you to see Master!"
Shen Lang hurriedly thanked, "Thank you, thank you, thank you."
One thing to say, dealing with young children is really tiring.
These boys were born less than ten years ago,
It's normal to have never heard of the legendary World Martial Arts Conference,
After all, the martial arts conference has been silent for decades due to funding problems.
As long as there is a Bill Gates from any sect in the arena,
They shouldn't be so embarrassing.
Following behind the three bald boys,
All the way to the 'Nantian Buddhist Kingdom',
There is a large mountain gate here.
Looking northwest from here...
Outside the lush woods stands a giant Buddha - the Tian Tan Buddha!
Take the road, follow the path,
In short, there are travelers along the way,
Devout Buddhist tourists will also take the initiative to ask to take photos with the monks.
If you meet girls,
The little monks will waste a while.
stop-and-go,
Along the stone steps of the mountain road,
Shen Lang finally came to the foot of the Buddha...
Looking up for a while...
What to say...
It's a little smaller than expected.
Bronze seated Buddha,
The mount is a bronze lotus platform,
The face of the Buddha statue is complete and dignified,
While your ears hang down your shoulders,
The right hand uses the 'Shi Wuwei Seal',
Demonstrate the wish of the Buddha to save the common people!
There is also an exhibition hall at the base,
There are countless people who pay homage to the Buddha here.
Shen Lang couldn't help clasping his palms together,
Sincerely call on me!
"Shen Benefactor, please wait a moment, we will call the master over, at this time he should be meditating and enlightening in the exhibition hall."
"Oh……"
7 minutes passed...
'Boom~'
The ringing of the bell came from inside the Buddha,
It really has a sense of Zen,
Although all this is thanks to modern technology...
There is a big clock in the exhibition hall,
fully controlled by computer,
There will be a knock every 7 minutes,
A total of one hundred and eight hits,
For people to relieve 'one hundred and eight kinds of troubles'.
It's a pity that there are thousands of troubles...the hair is countless...
'Boom~'
'Boom~'
Two more rings,
Shen Lang glanced at the time,
I've been waiting for 21 minutes...
Master Wisdom is an eminent monk after all,
Practicing Zen and enlightening the Tao has entered a state of ecstasy.
Shen Lang was imagining how clever the other party was,
Suddenly three young monks ran out with the support of Master Wisdom.
The master is an adult monk,
Dressed in jet black,
Rosary beads hung around the neck,
Looks gentle,
Hanging a pair of glasses.
buddhist master,
Shen Lang hurriedly folded his palms together to salute,
"Master Wisdom is waiting for you."
Master Wisdom hastened to return the gift,
"Hehe, Benefactor Shen, I'm sorry to keep you waiting, but the poor monk knocked on the Zen enlightenment machine, so I forgot the time, I'm really sorry."
"it does not matter."
Little Leopard stood respectfully behind the master,
"Master, weren't you in the toilet just now?"
Xiaolong has a serious face and a serious expression,
"Little Leopard, that's called a toilet. When you come to a big place, you have to be careful with your words. Master, the old man is just constipated. He hasn't had a bowel movement in seven days, so he wasted some time!"
Xiaohu is the best at dismantling the stage,
"Monks don't lie, master, you just asked us to get you toilet paper."
"Damn it... you little brats..." Master Wisdom's expression fully expressed what it means to be unloved...
It seems that the master-student relationship is not ugly~
The corner of Shen Lang's mouth twitched,
The wise master of wool...
Damn, cooperating with you shit made me wait for a long time...
The atmosphere at the scene was extremely awkward.
To break this situation,
The wise master could only smile,
"Hahaha……"
Shen Lang also laughed in agreement,
"Hahaha……"
Then the three little devils also laughed loudly...
The little monks were a little puzzled, "Why are we laughing?"
Even if this matter is uncovered,
Even if Master has constipation...
He is still a master!
Which beautiful girl can't go to the toilet,
Take it easy...
Shen Lang said in a deep voice, "Master Wisdom, we are about to hold the World Martial Arts Conference, and I hope that you, Tianlong Temple, will be the first to respond to the call and give the martial arts people a good start!"
I heard...!
The wise master lightly shook his head,
"Our Tenryuji will not participate in any competitions!"
(End of this chapter)
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