All Heavens Film and Television Adventurer

Chapter 51 51 Mission Completed
What role can Awei have... deserting soldiers halfway, lustful, and very timid, I can clearly express my attitude, Awei is the most useless character in this movie world!

But everyone is at the end of their ropes now,

Let's just listen to this kid's method.

Avi Barbara talked a lot about—

It turned out that Ah Wei hid in the yamen directly after fleeing back yesterday. Because he was too scared, he spread a quilt to rest at the feet of the statue of Duke Bao. When he was half asleep and half awake, he suddenly felt someone talking to him.

That man was a man with a blue beard and a black face and a crescent moon birthmark on his forehead. He was stunned because of sleepiness, so Awei didn't realize that there was something wrong at the time.

The man took out a coin and handed it to Awei,

He said solemnly, "This thing can eliminate hair stiffness"

Then Awei woke up violently, and found that he was holding something hard in his hand, and there was the coin in his dream lying there!

Ah, that man is Mr. Bao Gong’s spirit!

Ah Wei immediately figured out the origin of the man in his dream.
Quickly kowtow to the statue of Mr. Bao...

But Ah Wei is too timid,
I was stuck in the Yamen for a long time.

In the end... fear overcame courage,

It was not until noon the next day that we led the people back to Yizhuang.

It is estimated that Master Bao, who has been looking at Awei all night, is also speechless...

This guy is too useless, I gave you all the props in the end, but you still dare not do it!
Awei is a bit smart, he knows that zombies are afraid of the sun, at least he won't worry about being poked by Mrs. Ren when he comes here at noon...

The cause and effect have been said over and over again,
Everyone finally understands,

to be honest……

Awei is a passer-by who came to deliver equipment.

The most powerful one is Mr. Bao!

Qiusheng got angry at that time,

He punched Ah Wei in the eye socket,
"You bastard! We worked desperately for most of the night! You actually slept in the yamen!"

The eye socket of Awei's one eye became extremely black,
"Hiss... Ouch... Wrong, I'm here now..."

Shen Lang said, "Hurry up and take out the things that Baogong gave you, do you want us to treat you to tea!"

"Oh oh..."

Awei took out the coin from his pocket,

That dream...whether it's true or not,
At least this coin has a blue-green color all over its body,
It seems to be quite old...

Much thicker than ordinary copper coins,
There is a neatly written handwriting 'Qingli Chongbao' on it,
Well-made, round on the outside and square on the inside, polished cleanly,

The year name is Qingli... and it indeed coincides with Master Bao's lifetime.

Uncle Jiu held the coin in his palm and shook it, "It's very important, it should be Iron Mother."

Shen Lang asked suspiciously, "Iron Mother? Is this iron money?"

"No, it's made of copper." Uncle Jiu explained, "Iron mother means that this thing is the mother coin of iron money, which is a relatively precious coin. Thousands of iron coins."

"Master, your expression is much more relaxed... Is there a solution?"

Uncle Jiu nodded with a smile, "This is mother money from Master Bao. Naturally, he wants to help us. The energy contained in this iron mother is very powerful, and it can eliminate hair stiffness when used properly!"

"how to use?"

"Let him swallow it!"

"!!"

Do it when you think of it!
Untie the Mashen button,
Mao Zong fell from the air,

The old ghost of the Ren family really seemed to be dead at this time,
The arrogance of the night is completely gone...

The sun father-in-law hanging high above made him extremely uncomfortable,

Don't move if you can,
He instinctively put all his bodily functions to the minimum.

At this time, the hair stiffness has almost recovered, except for the part of the mouth that collapsed, most of the limbs have returned to their previous appearance, and even become more solid and rigid.

Uncle Jiu ordered, "Find a way to pry his mouth open!"

Finding a thin iron rod, Shen Lang put the pointed end on his stiff lips, and pushed hard on the iron rod, but he couldn't move it, so he had to step on it with his feet, and the iron rod bent... His stiff lips just A little gap was exposed, and it closed again in less than half a second.

"This……"

"Since the hard ones can't do it, then let's be soft." Shen Lang suggested, "Let's find some blood and put it near his mouth, and he won't open his mouth if he doesn't believe it."

This opinion is a bit despicable,
But it sounds useful...

I took some blood from the little black goat at home,

Shen Lang put the bowl to Mao Zheng's mouth,
The opponent's nose really moved...

Mao Zhan opened his eyes resolutely for a second,

"Sniff... Roar! It's blood! Come on, give me a drink! Boy, you're playing Three Immortals in the Cave! Hurry up and give it to me!"

Shen Lang smiled slightly,
When transferring the bowl from behind,
Uncle Jiu silently put the copper coin into the bloody water,
From the left hand to the right hand, and then from the right hand to the left hand,
Shen Lang handed the bowl to Mao Zong,

"Master Ren, I've been hungry all day, let's have some appetizers."

Mao Zhan stared at the bowl near his mouth and paused,

Nothing to show courteousness, nothing but stealing,
He blew out a breath of black air,
All the blood in the bowl spilled out,
The shining copper coins at the bottom of the bowl were revealed!

Shen Lang wiped the blood from his face, "Why are you wasting food!"

Seeing the copper coins, Mao Zong showed a vicious smile, "What should I think it is! Qingli Chongbao? You don't even want to collect rotten things from the street. If it's mother's money, maybe it can be worth some money... I want to play tricks on me. Right? Sorry, you guys are a little immature! The reason why the Ren family’s business is able to achieve its current status is not based on my calculations, playing tricks with me, you juniors are a little immature!"

Mao Zang has now fully recovered his memories of being a human being. Those who do business are smart people who are always on guard against others. The old man of the Ren family is obviously a prominent figure in the business world.

If last night's Mao Zang still had the recklessness of a zombie, today's Mao Zang has completely transformed into a monster whose IQ is not lower than that of a human being...

Mao Zong didn't know how powerful this copper coin was,
He only thought that Shen Lang and the others wanted to play tricks on him,
Zombies will feel uncomfortable if they swallow the copper coins that are used in the law.

"Force him to swallow it!"

"it is good--!"

Uncle Master has basically lost his fighting power since he cast excessive spells yesterday, and it took at least a week to recover from the big fish and meat every day, so he basically can only watch the battle and shout for cheer.

"Brother, come on~"

Uncle Jiu took out the hemp rope soaked in water and wrapped it around Mao's stiff neck. The hemp rope after soaking in water has a characteristic, that is, the more you struggle, the tighter the rope will be tied!

"Come and help!"

"Yes--"

The policemen also knew that the matter was urgent and joined the fighting one after another. Everyone pulled the rope desperately on both sides, and the knot on Mao Zheng's neck was pressed down bit by bit. Mao Zong's mouth spurted out from time to time. A little bit of black air...

Shen Lang held up the copper coin to aim, and Mao Zong's mouth opened a little bit, and there was no chance to stuff the copper coin in.

Uncle Jiu said, "If it doesn't work, just kiss him with your mouth, and then spit out the copper coins into his mouth! Then his corpse will be destroyed by itself!"

Shen Lang trembled all over,
kiss the damn thing...

I'd rather not be up to par...

Shen Lang is hesitating,

Awei on the side snatched his coin,

Standing up quite heroically!

"Anyway! He is also my uncle-in-law! Leave this matter to me!"

"Good job captain!"

"Awei, I misread you before, it's amazing!"

"Awei, the safety of the town depends entirely on you!"

Shen Lang didn't expect Ah Wei to be brave again,
"Wei Shao is a big critic... But what the hell is Uncle-in-Law?"

Awei said, "Oh, my mother's sister's husband's father is the uncle-in-law."

Shen Lang: "..." "Okay, I'm getting a headache, hurry up and use the flaming red lips!"

Ah Wei held the copper coin in his mouth, pouted his 'pig's lips', and moved closer to Mao Zhi,
The opponent's gray appearance like dead wood really makes people afraid to speak...

"Wow... hoo-!"

A puff of black smoke spewed out of Mao Zang's mouth...

The smell - comparable to the stinky mud in the sewer...!
"Ugh...cough..."

Ah Wei held his nose and took two steps back,

"Oh my god... woo...it smells so bad."

Naturally, Shen Lang wouldn't let Ah Wei have a chance to back down, he raised his foot and kicked up, Ah Wei bit his stiff lips like charcoal under the pain.

From Mao's frozen and blurred eyes,

Awei understands the taste of love...

Ah Zhen fell in love with Ah Qiang, no,

Ah Wei fell in love with Ah Mao, in a starless day~
"Hmm...? Where did the BGM come from?" Shaking his head, Shen Lang shouted, "Give it your strength now!"

"what……!"

Everyone leaned over and tried their best, the hemp rope was crazily strangled, and Mao Zong must open his lips and teeth!

'Pfft~'

The copper coin got into Mao Zong's throat smoothly,
Awei quickly pulled away, smiling happily,

"I succeeded! Huh? Why am I a little happy?"

Everyone was a little speechless... Didn't this guy like the taste just now...

"Hey! Ahhh!"

A series of miserable cries followed,
Everyone lost the rope and hid aside in fear,
Countless rays of light came out from Mao Zang's body,

And the long hair on the body surface is exposed to sunlight,
Spontaneous combustion occurred for the first time,
The fire is getting bigger and bigger...

Mao Zong rolled back and forth in the yard...

The horrific cry made everyone feel terrified,

Moments later, Mao ossified into ashes...

Shen Lang squatted on the ground and took a sample of ashes,
[Zombie bloodline value 100/100]

【Funny Value 100/100】

[Congratulations to the host for completing the mission, mission completion: perfect quality! 】

[The task has been successfully completed. Please ask the host whether to submit the task. After submitting the task, you will leave the film and television world. Please choose the host. 】

Shen Lang let out a long breath, "Not submitting for now..."

been here for so long,

The last joy should not be missed.

"Dug! Finally killed this guy! It all depends on my last self-sacrifice! Ahahaha!"

Awei excitedly fired two shots into the sky,
All the gangsters kept flattering him,
Although its function is not much different from that of a toilet plug,

Suck things out, spit them in...

Due to lack of physical strength, Uncle Jiu

Sitting side by side on the stone steps with my uncle,
"Junior brother, thanks to you this time..."

The uncle smiled and shook his head, "Thank you for having two good apprentices. There are dangers everywhere, and the town will be destroyed in one step, but... I am the C position of the battle, there is no doubt about it~haha"

Uncle Jiu rolled his eyes, "Okay, you are the best."

Qiu Sheng was so excited that he rolled and jumped in various ways in the yard, showing off his superb martial arts.

"Wencai, we succeeded, ahahaha!"

"Brother Sheng, don't be so excited... Be careful..."

"Ugh..."

Qiusheng's buttocks really had a relapse,
The previously bandaged wound opened again.

The zombie scourge in the town has been completely eliminated.

It's going to get publicized soon,

Uncle Nine's fans have increased a lot.

A celebration banquet was held that night.
Everyone was drunk,
Uncle Jiu patted Shen Lang on the shoulder,

"Wencai, you have kindness. Master, I found that the ideas in your head have become more and more weird recently, but this is also very good... Everyone has their own advantages, and you can bring out ideas that others can't see. Coming out and practicing is a skill... I am very pleased to have an apprentice like you as a teacher."

Shen Lang drank a cup, "Thank you master for your compliment..."

The characters in the movie world are more pure,
Their splendor is forever fixed in that scene.

it's late at night
Everyone is asleep,

Shen Lang got up from the mat bed,

Admire the moon hanging high in the sky,
Said softly, "Submit the task—"

With a flash of light, Shen Lang returned to his apartment, the sun was shining brightly outside the window, and the old-fashioned laptop screen was still stuck on the scene of "Qiu Sheng vs. Dong Xiaoyu"... That mouth scene was really good... I couldn't help but want to watch more How many times...

The time was still past nine o'clock in the morning, and there was no change for a minute.

Shen Lang stretched his waist, "Ah, I'm really tired...but I'm very happy..."

(End of this chapter)