All Heavens Film and Television Adventurer

Chapter 49 Chapter 49
After Mao Zombie evolved,

It's even easier to speak...

"You have to die for me!"

Ren's hair flies over,

In the next breath, passersby were blocked,

His teeth are dead on the neck of a passer-by,
A gurgle of blood quickly flowed into Mao Zong's mouth,
Bits of blood dripped down the long hair into the yard,
The blood on the poor man's face disappeared in an instant, and it was pale...

"Ah!"

"Fuck..."

"Help...!"

Immediately afterwards, Mao's stiff hands penetrated the opponent's chest,

Slightly exert force in both left and right directions,
'呵啦——'

This poor guy was torn into two pieces...

The violent visual impact frightened Awei and the others,

"Uncle Jiu, I can't stand it anymore!"

"Run away, run away, I don't want to die yet..."

"Brother...you died so badly...without a whole body..."

The messengers rushed out of the gate of Yizhuang, stumbling,
just came to the door,

Awei's heart almost didn't stop,
"Ah! Oh my god! There are so many... so many..."

I don't know when,

There was a row of ten zombies standing outside the door,
A bright yellow charm is stuck on the forehead of the zombie,

In front of them stood an unfamiliar red-nosed priest.

"Captain, what's wrong with you... Oh my god! There are so many zombies!"

"Ahhh!"

The policemen ran away in panic...

The red-nosed uncle said cheerfully, "Oh, you are also working as errands, how can you be so timid? Don't be afraid, don't be afraid, these are my lovely customers."

Crazy and angry voices came from the yard!

"Brat, kill my wife and child, I will eat you!"

Killed a policeman to replenish his strength,
At this time, Ren Jia Mao's momentum was extraordinary,
He rushed over like crazy,
The primary target is Shen Lang!

The pupils shrank dramatically, and Shen Lang was shocked to find that he couldn't keep up with the opponent's speed at all!
Hurry up and get down, the speed of the other party is frighteningly fast, while the scalp is getting cold, a pair of sharp claws brushing the hair has pierced through the stone wall behind.

Shen Lang swallowed his saliva, "Damn... almost died..."

Without waiting for a reaction, Mao Zong kicked over, and Shen Lang was kicked and flew into the yard!
After landing, Shen Lang coughed out a mouthful of blood in pain... Mao Zong's strength is unfathomable!

"Ink bucket line!"

"Yes... Master..."

At this time, Qiu Sheng didn't care about the injury to his butt, and cooperated with Uncle Jiu to set up the ink line. After Mao Zang pulled his claws out of the wall, he went straight to Shen Lang's direction again!

The ink thread hangs in front of Shen Lang, and Mao Zong collides and is hit by the ink thread and explodes a string of sparks, but his figure shows no sign of retreating...

Uncle Jiu frowned, "Oh, the blood of a half-year-old rooster is useless..."

"Roar! Those who stand in my way will die!"

Mao Zhan grabbed the ink fountain thread with his hand, trying to tear the magic weapon apart!
"Qiu Sheng, wrap around him!"

"it is good--"

Uncle Jiu and Qiu Sheng ran counterclockwise respectively,

Mao Zheng was tied up in an extremely fast time!

Wrapped around and around,
The hairy body surface continuously burst out sparks,
Shen Lang clutched his chest and hid aside with difficulty...

"Horse...was reduced by ten powers... This ghost thing is too strong after evolution..."

The uncle stood at the door and happened to see this scene, and the corners of his mouth twitched, "Zombie? Hoho, it's expected."

Hard material refers to a very hard thing, that is to say, a zombie is a hard bone...

'boom! ''Crackling! '

Mao Zang broke free from the shackles of the ink fountain line,
A mighty corpse swelled from his whole body,

Uncle Jiu and Qiu Sheng were both hit by the air waves and flew to the door...

The uncle blinked, "Brother, Qiusheng, can you stand up?"

Uncle Jiu rolled his eyes, "Junior brother, what do you think?"

Qiu Sheng said plaintively, "Uncle Shi, help me quickly!"

"Look at me!"

The uncle smiled confidently,
Then run your fingers over the oil of the ever-burning lamp,

Quickly pinch and sprinkle lamp oil on his client's face,

Set up the drive-up flag with the word "Ling" written on it,
Covering the ever-burning lamp and the Sanqingling with both hands!
'Jingle Bell~'

"Give it to me!"

The uncle waved the bell and gave an order,
The zombie boys in the back row jumped up obediently.

"oops--!"

Shen Lang was stunned by Mao,
Flew directly from the yard...

The outstretched arms of the uncle happened to catch him, "Wen Cai, are you crazy? Are you ashamed?"

Shen Lang showed an awkward smile, "Ahem...Hello, Master..."

"Okay, you big-headed ghost, hurry up and give me... go! My arms are used to hug your auntie!"

"Ah~ ah...!"

Shen Lang was mercilessly thrown on the ground by his uncle...

[Funny value increased by 1, currently 97/100]

"Heaven and earth gods and ghosts, hurry like a law, press me—!"

Ten zombies rushed over in two teams, five in one group, cute and cute!

Mao Zhan said with disdain in his tone, "A bunch of weak chickens!"

Pushing out with both hands, the two small teams were pushed to the ground.

"Nani!?" The red-nosed uncle was dumbfounded, "I haven't come back for a few days, and there is such a fierce zombie?"

"Uncle, can you do it?"

"Hmph, men can't say no!"

Uncle Shi rested his finger on the center of his brow, and silently recited a mantra,

"Hurry up like a law, call me up!"

Ten zombies got up again,

They raised their arms and held Ren Jiamao stiff!
'Jingle Bell~'

'Jingle Bell~'

The master uncle squatted down slowly while doing the exercises,

The zombies kept pressing Mao Zang down according to his movements,

"Hey! Just rely on you? Impossible!"

Mao Zang let out a loud roar, and the ten zombies beside him were blown away!
'Boom! '

The uncle took a step back in fright, and the banner ignited spontaneously.
Sanqingling exploded, and even the ever-burning lamp in his hand shattered automatically...

The uncle's tone was trembling, "Ah...ah? This is too...too perverted..."

[Funny value increased by 2, currently 99/100]

The funny value task has also reached the last step...

Shen Lang picked up the big wine gourd and torch next to his uncle, "Fight it, just burn him with fire!"

The wine gourd was thrown at Mao Zong, who was really vigilant,
One paw scratched the gourd, and at the same time as the wine spilled, the torch followed closely behind!

Alcohol is a good fuel for fuel,
Mao's stiff body quickly started to burn!

"Nice! I won!"

Uncle Master: "Wen Cai, I knew you were the best!"

Uncle Jiu: "Wen Cai, you did a good job!"

Qiu Sheng: "Wen Cai, what happened just now can be forgotten!"

The smiles on the corners of everyone's mouths froze after two seconds!

The flame burns only at the stiff hairs,
Not even a wisp of black smoke rose...

It's not a carbon-free barbecue...

This is very wrong,

Then the other party sneezed,

All the flames on the long hair exploded...

Messy flames covered the courtyard, but Mao Zong was intact, without any damage.

Uncle Jiu sighed, "Oh, I didn't expect him to be invulnerable to water and fire..."

Shen Lang rubbed the Rouqing Ming point, "Damn, this is impossible to fight."

The uncle's face was full of sadness, "Wencai, don't be brave if you are not sure... This old ghost sneezed, and all my clients were burned... It's a disaster for Yuchi!"

Shen Lang was completely dumbfounded, "Master, what should we do now? Run away?"

Uncle Jiu also suffered from a headache. The continuous fighting left him with a lot of internal injuries. At this moment, his fighting power was greatly reduced, and he couldn't think of a better way for a while, "This... oh..."

Mao Zong dashed forward, and the unreliable red-nosed uncle stood in front of everyone, "Brother, go figure out a way, I'll take care of it here!"

The three of them looked at each other, "Can you do it..."

"Men can't say no!" Uncle Master's hands are fast, like a fire shadow, "I am the Taoist priest with four eyes, and I am as anxious as a law. I invite Master to show my real body!"

In fact, the name Simu has never been very satisfactory to the uncle. Since he is willing to report himself, he must be planning to make a big move.

Currently among the four, Uncle Shi is in the best condition.

Uncle Jiu, Shen Lang, and Qiu Sheng's combat effectiveness at this time is less than one-third of their usual strength.

The reason for the name Simu is very simple, because Uncle Shi is short-sighted, so he needs to wear glasses. Two eyes of mine and two eyes of glasses make a total of four eyes... Four-eyed frog, four-eyed way long……

Among all the demon-killing Taoist priests throughout the ages...he is probably the first to wear glasses while working...

It's very simple when the master gave Uncle Jiu and Uncle Shi the Taoist number,
According to the characteristics of these two people,

Uncle Jiu's one-word eyebrow means "One-eyebrow Daoist",

Uncle Master is a four-eyed frog, which is the 'Four-Eyed Taoist Priest'.

After staying in the time and space of film and television for a long time, Shen Lang understood these things naturally. If he just watched movies... I'm afraid he wouldn't understand such details...

(End of this chapter)