All Heavens Film and Television Adventurer

Chapter 47 Chapter 47

Shen Lang quickly ran to Yizhuang,

Behind him, two Ren family zombies were chasing after them.

Because if you run in a straight line, you will be caught [-]% of the time.

Shen Lang could only escape the disaster by running around in a zigzag shape!
While walking the zombies while changing directions,
This is a very labor-intensive physical activity.
Shen Lang held on for half an hour and was already so tired that he could hardly breathe.

all the way to the steps,

Shen Lang smashed the wooden door a few times,

'Crack~''Crack~''Crack~'

"Master, open the door!"

The gate of Yizhuang slowly opened,

What greeted me was not Uncle Jiu's kind smile,
It's a cold, black, huge muzzle!
Just aimed at myself!
Shen Lang hurriedly dodged aside, "Don't fire, my own!"

Awei came on the stage with full blood,

Holding a torch and showing off,
"I know, Wen Cai, come in quickly, I won't be responsible for hurting you if the gun goes off later."

The wooden door opened a little more,

Shen Lang escaped through the gap.

Uncle Jiu patted Shen Lang's arm,

A rare smile of appreciation,

"Good boy, you are really there, are you not injured?"

At this moment, Shen Lang was sweating, and shook his head with a smile, "Master, I am not injured, are you ready?"

"It's ready." Uncle Jiu tightened the mahogany sword in his hand, and looked up at the starry sky at a 45-degree angle, "Do your best and obey the destiny!"

Shen Lang knows... Uncle Jiu is not [-]% confident that he can handle those two zombies...

If the zombies have been tough all the time, it’s okay to say that they are afraid that the other party will be smart, and they will run away just after that, then there is really nothing wrong with it.

Qiu Sheng, who had been lying on the courtyard wall watching the wind, suddenly called out in a panic, "Zombies! Those two zombies are here!"

"Where? Where?" Awei signaled his subordinates to quickly adjust the direction of the cannon, "Hurry up, my cannon is already hungry and thirsty, hurry up and let me kill him with one shot!"

huh~
The old man of the Ren family flew down from the sky,

However, the yard was sprinkled with glutinous rice before,
His swarthy feet stepped on the glutinous rice, causing a series of explosions in an instant!

"It hurts!"

The old man of the Ren family flew directly to the roof after suffering the pain.

"Zombie, captain, that male zombie is on the roof!"

"Damn, jumping so high? Hurry up, hurry up and adjust the mountain cannon, and blast him to death!"

Uncle Jiu's eyelids twitched wildly, "Captain Ah Wei, this...is probably not right..."

Once the bombardment continues, the zombies may not be safe, but Uncle Jiu's own house will definitely be destroyed.

Awei speaks earnestly, "Uncle Nine, the overall situation is the most important thing. If the house is destroyed, it can be rebuilt. You are for everyone, and everyone is for me. Little ones, listen to me and fuck him!"

Anyway, it's all for Awei himself inside and out... The words in this guy's words are quite funny...

"Yes... Captain!"

Uncle Jiu was extremely depressed. This time, he lost a lot of money in catching zombies...even his only old house was lost...

The messenger went to the gate,
The palm touches the door case,
To my surprise, I found that I couldn't push it!

"oops……"

'boom~'

Two doors were forcibly broken open,
A policeman was crushed under the door panel,
He hit his head on the ground... and passed out!

And the mountain cannon also rolled back along the stone steps at the door...

"Roar--!"

The old lady of the Ren family roared and jumped in from the outside!
"Captain! Another one!"

"It's that female zombie, what should the captain do?"

"Huh? Huh?"

Awei cares about left and right,

driving my little brothers,
Let the cannon now go backward and now forward,
Ah Wei, who was in disarray, was so frightened that his pants were wet again.

"What to do... yes... what... what to do... Uncle Nine, what to do! Woooooo!"

This guy is really trash... the voices of everyone complained from the bottom of their hearts.

"No problem!" Uncle Jiu took off his celestial master Taoist robe, chanted a mantra, and pointed the Tai Chi pattern on the back of the robe at the female zombie!The dense light made the woman unable to move, "Hey!"

Shen Lang's eyes narrowed slightly, and he could tell at a glance that this was not the usual celestial master's robe, but the super celestial master's robe that had been enshrined on the statue of the patriarch Zhang Tianshi... The production was more sophisticated, and the enshrining accumulated over time, this dress It is enough to match a magic weapon!

"town!"

Saying a word lightly, Uncle Jiu held up his robe and jumped up,

The celestial master's robe in his hand floated towards the female zombie as if it had a spirituality!

The old man of the Ren family jumped off the roof,

The sharp nails poked straight at the back of Uncle Jiu's neck,

"Don't! Fuck me! Find someone!"

Anren is the honorific title for his wife,

It's a relatively old-school way of using words.

Translated: Don’t fuck with my wife.

Uncle Nine moves first,

The old man of the Ren family froze behind,
If Uncle Jiu was poked by the nails of the zombie behind him, he would definitely die!

The situation became tense--

(End of this chapter)