All Heavens Film and Television Adventurer

Chapter 41 Chapter 41

'Boom~'

There was the sound of turning the car around outside.
Shen Lang understood that the meat bomb speeder was about to come back!

"Master, are you done? I'm worried that I won't be able to stand it anymore!"

Uncle Jiu protected the candlelight with one hand, pointed the compass in his hand towards the real south, and muttered, "Shock the four thunders of Meng Dongfang, and the real fire in the south of Li Zhongxu. Disciple Lin Jiute asked Tianzun to use the divine fire to exterminate the evil spirits and protect the world." For the peace of the common people, the Taishang Laojun is as urgent as a law!"

It will definitely be more troublesome to ask the gods to borrow the supernatural powers than to use the supernatural powers they have cultivated.

First of all, the other party needs to confirm whether the disciple has accumulated good deeds in his daily life.
Then confirm where the magical power will be used.
It cannot be said that you will lend you Samadhi Real Fire just to burn firewood,

Then this supernatural power is too low-key.

When Uncle Jiu practiced the method, he naturally explained the whole process to a full extent,
I am a disciple of Zhang Tianshi's lineage branch, the root is Zhengmiaohong,
Then borrowing fire is also to protect the 'innocent people' from Dong Dayu's torture,
As for whether this 'innocent person' was his disciple, he didn't mention it... Mainly because it was too embarrassing.

The mantra is finished,

Gangbu just reached the last step,
The candle that Uncle Jiu had been protecting all this time suddenly swelled up,

A flame the size of a fingernail,

Now grows into a great mass of flame,
But the candle didn't show any sign of being burned and melted!
This flame illuminates the entire ancient house,
For a while-

The illusory scene here is faintly showing signs of being shattered!

Uncle Jiu hurriedly covered the Samadhi True Fire with the Celestial Master's robe,

It's not a good time to startle the snake... er... or startle the ball...

"Wencai, come here and hide under the Heavenly Master's robe!"

"Huh? Oh..."

"Ahhh! Die to me!" Dong Dayu's meat bomb speeding car rushed in from the outside!
Shen Lang hastily turned somersaults,
Uncle Jiu covered himself and Shen Lang with his celestial master robe,

Although the real fire of Samadhi can be seen face to face in the celestial master's robe,
This is because this flame does not make people feel hot at all... On the contrary, it is very sunny and warm, and even the physical strength that I have just consumed seems to be replenished in this short period of time.

Shen Lang was amazed, could it be that Sanmai Zhenhuo can also perform photosynthesis for me?

Seeing Uncle Jiu’s wretched and cowardly appearance,
Dong Dayu was very happy, and laughed wantonly, "Haha, have you given up? Don't resist anymore? You two, master and apprentice, go to the underworld to report obediently!"

The meatball bounced a few times on the ground, and then rushed over. Uncle Jiu took the opportunity to tear off the Celestial Master's robe, and the true fire of Samadhi on the candle flew out as if it had a spirituality!
The flames covered the surface of the meat ball,
Clouds of black air burst out like '呲啦啦',

"Ah... stinky Taoist priest... what did you do to me!"

Dong Dayu hurriedly changed back to his original form,
One arm is covered with spiritual fire of samadhi,

Even her bone marrow is being roasted!

Confused, Dong Dayu took off his arm, turned around and opened the curtain, "Brother Sheng, help me!"

The flames completely devoured one of Dong Dayu's arms,

Then he jumped back onto the candle heart like a good baby,

This time the light is even more dazzling than before,
The illusion in the house was shattered like a mirror in the water...

'Hula la...'

The surrounding scenes change as they say,

There was a gust of wind, lightning and thunder outside the house,
These yin and evil qi can't penetrate into the place where the firelight shines!
Narrowing his eyes for a while, Shen Lang opened his eyes and took a closer look. This is not a beautiful mansion, it is clearly a dilapidated old house... The walls and pillars are covered with cobwebs, and the ground will drill from time to time. There are disgusting centipedes and cockroaches.

Qiu Sheng woke up dizzy, "Yu, what's wrong? Huh? How did the house become like this?"

Dong Dayu started making up nonsense, "Brother Sheng, don't pay attention to these things, there are two villains over there who want to treat me lightly!"

Shen Lang was angry, and decisively raised his middle finger, "Are you speaking human words! Am I belittling you? Ugh..."

Uncle Jiu was also angry, and raised his middle finger with both hands, "These evildoers have vicious thoughts and are doing harm to the world. If you gamble on the name of my master, you will definitely be driven away!"

"Bah!" Dong Dayu spat softly, then winked at his biological brother.

Qiu Sheng was dizzy again, and when he looked at Shen Lang and Uncle Jiu, the other party had turned into two lewd Ah Wei in his sight!
"Captain Awei? There are two more!" Qiu Sheng said angrily, "What are you two Silver Devils thinking! I warn you, don't just think you are twins and try to run amok!"

Shen Lang had already prepared,

Qiusheng was just fascinated,

The main reason for being fascinated by ghosts is the lack of yang energy.
Qiusheng and Dong Dayu have been fooling around for so long...

The yang energy is almost exhausted...

Uncle Jiu took out the yellow paper from his bag, "I'll find a chance to stick it on Qiu Sheng later."

Shen Lang blinked, "Master, can you crack it with a boy's urine?"

"That's even better. Tong Zipi's innate yang energy is more than enough to solve this female ghost's confusion."

"Okay, I'll splash him!"

"Wait a minute...Wen Cai, where did you find the boy's urine, is it authentic?"

"Master~" Shen Lang showed an embarrassed smile, "I think it should be authentic, these are holy water taken from the urinal under your bed..."

Uncle Jiu had an expression of 'you're fucking teasing me', then closed his eyes slightly, and ordered, "Splash it on me later!"

"Yes--"

Who hasn't got some bad water in their hearts~
Uncle Jiu's breezy expression,
It should be that he is quite confident in his holy water.

The fastest way to replenish yang energy in the movie world is about to be revealed——

Shen Lang took out the bamboo wine tube from the bag,

Although it is used to hold wine or water,

But now the things inside are probably a little scratchy...

"Hey, look at the trick!"

Shen Lang pulled off the lid, and a 12-year-old 'scent of soy sauce' hit his face, he couldn't take it anymore!
Without wasting time, Shen Lang poured out the essence of Uncle Jiu's decades of experience!

Dong Dayu's injury just now hasn't healed yet, if he is touched by this masculine liquid again, he can directly choose to die.

Qiu Sheng was eager to save the 'beauty', so naturally he hurriedly stood in front of him, all the liquid was splashed on his face, and the liquid dripped down his cheeks and landed on the floor.

Distinguish carefully...it seems to be a little yellow...well...check the eyes, it's on fire...

It's like being electrocuted.
Qiusheng trembled all over.
After a few seconds, he finally came to his senses.
"Ah, Wencai, master, eh... what's on my face?"

Shen Lang chuckled, "Jiushu brand holy water, you deserve it!"

Qiu Sheng instantly understood, "Ugh..."

[Funny value increased by 1, currently 79/100]

[Funny value increased by 1, currently 80/100]

Dong Dayu knew that the situation was over, so he opened the window with his palm, and was about to flee outside!

Uncle Jiu aimed the candle at her figure, and said in a low voice, "Fat pig ghost girl, where are you running!"

Samadhi True Fire locked Dong Dayu's breath,
A chain of flames floated out of the fireball,
The second came first, and Dong Dayu was tied up in the air!
The woman screamed, and a set of lines was spoken like flowing water, "Wow! Ahhh! The God, please forgive me! The little girl has eyes but does not know Mount Tai, and she ran into the God! Please forgive me, I am just a first-time offender. , in the future, I must change my mind, strive for an early reincarnation, and be a good person!"

The corner of Shen Lang's mouth twitched, "Has this guy practiced in advance... Otherwise, this string of words is too slippery..."
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ps. I have watched Mr. Zombie many times, and there is one strange thing. In the movie, when Uncle Jiu covered the female ghost Dong Xiaoyu with the celestial master’s robe, he obviously jumped up using the one with Yin Yang and Tai Chi drawn on the back of the celestial master’s robe. Mask Dong Xiaoyu, but after the camera cuts, the clothes are still put on Dong Xiaoyu face down, maybe the director thinks that the actress wears the clothes backwards, which loses her appearance...

(End of this chapter)