All Heavens Film and Television Adventurer

Chapter 36 Chapter 36

The setting sun hangs in the sky,

Render the whole world with a residual red,
Shen Lang and Qiu Sheng rode bicycles to the small town next door.

The rice shop owner in the movie is played by the golden supporting actor Wu Ma,

When Qiusheng came to buy rice, the boss wanted to save money,

So when I asked my stupid son to pack rice,
Put half of glutinous rice, half of sticky rice,
Indirectly causing Wencai's zombie poison to worsen.

The name of Mipu is 'Heshunji',
The boss is writing ink with his wife,

"My wife, it's really strange. Why do people from the next town come to our place to buy glutinous rice?"

The proprietress smiled, "I heard that there are zombies infesting there, and some people say that glutinous rice can cure zombies."

"Haha! It's so ridiculous!" The boss didn't believe it at all, "I only know that glutinous rice can make dumplings, and glutinous rice can cure zombies? Is it true?"

The proprietress sneered, "Cut, you don't care if it's true or not, as long as we have business, we will do it!"

The boss bit his lower lip, "I'm mainly worried that we don't have enough glutinous rice to sell..."

"You're so stupid! If you don't have enough to sell, you can mix it with sticky rice!"

"Yes, wife, you are awesome. It's all rice anyway, no one knows."

"Hey, stop chatting, there is business coming..."

Shen Lang and Qiu Sheng rushed here, tired and sweaty,

Put the bicycle away, and enter the rice shop in a hurry,

"boss!"

"Hey, distinguished guest, here I come~" The boss smiled, "Sir, what do you want?"

Qiusheng was tired and hungry, with a bad temper, "You ask me what to buy? Of course I came to the rice shop to buy rice! Otherwise, what else can I buy?"

The boss smiled slightly, "That's a lot, we have rice bags, rice vats, rice liters, rice buckets, we have everything that contains rice, as well as rice noodles, rice tongs, rice cakes, rice cakes, and rice. We also sell what people eat here! Also, we also sell rice soup, rice dregs, rice oil, and what is used to feed pigs! In short, we have everything that has something to do with the word rice! There's even wine and rice!"

Qiu Sheng was dumbfounded when he heard this, "Uh...then, are there any rice fields for sale?"

The boss smiled and introduced, "Yes, why not! My boss's sells for three copper coins per catty, but the man's is one copper coin per catty. Because the food is different, the quality of excretion is also different! Take It's just right to make fertilizer!"

The young man on the side clutched his stomach and wanted to vomit.

My own boss is really disgusting...

Even Yonetako wants to sell it for money...

Shen Lang stood beside him, suppressing his nausea,

As a result, after listening to it for a long time, it didn’t get any more funny at all.

Perhaps even the system has been disgusted this time...

Shen Lang said, "Qiu Sheng, go buy some rice cakes for dinner, I'll just buy rice."

"Oh--"

Qiusheng and the young man went to the side to choose rice cakes and snacks.

Shen Lang looked at the boss and said with a faint smile,
"Excuse me, boss, please weigh fifty kilograms of glutinous rice for me."

The boss nodded, "Okay! I'll pretend it for you right now!"

After taking the rice bag, the boss filled the bag with rice one by one with a spoon. He sneered and said, "Guest, I will be responsible for filling the rice. You can just go and taste the snacks. It's so boring to watch."

Shen Lang shook his head, "I don't think it's boring. I heard that recently some unscrupulous traders like to mix sticky rice into the rice bags when they pack glutinous rice. I'd better keep an eye on it."

The boss called Shen Lang an expert in his heart, his face was not red and he was not panting, "Haha, that is really hateful! This kind of unscrupulous store should go bankrupt and close as soon as possible! Customers, don't worry, our store is a time-honored brand, we must We will not do things that cheat customers."

Fifty catties of glutinous rice,
Under Shen Lang's surveillance,

The boss has no chance to add sticky rice,
Just kidding, I'm going to fight the Ren family's ancient corpse in two days,

At that time, the quality of glutinous rice will not be up to standard.

Isn’t it just one less weapon to kill zombies?
After paying the bill, a total of six silver coins were used,

It cost five yuan to buy rice and one yuan to buy snacks.
Carrying snacks and glutinous rice pockets,
Shen Lang and Qiu Sheng returned home with a full load.

After the two leave,
The boss stamped his feet angrily.
"Damn it, I didn't add any sticky rice, it's a big loss."

The living morality of the owner of Mipu is different from that of normal people.

If there is a shit truck passing by outside the door, you must taste the saltiness,
Otherwise, he will feel at a loss.

If you don't find any money when you go out, you will lose something.

"Wen Cai, why are you restless?"

"Ah? Yes..."

Shen Lang was riding a bicycle,
While looking around back and forth,
It's getting dark...

There should be a female ghost coming to the door soon...

Every household lit candles to illuminate their faces.
The uncle who beat the watch is strolling in the streets and alleys,

'Boom~' rang the gong,

"One more day!"

The first watch refers to between [-]:[-] pm and [-]:[-] pm.

"It's the first watch!"

The uncle had a cigarette in his mouth,

Suddenly there was a gust of wind blowing nearby,
"Ahh...! What...!"

He was so frightened that he sat down on the ground.
In front of me was a woman in white,
Weighing about three hundred catties,
round fat face,
thick fat,
Her hair is windless and automatic,
It looks very scary!

This person is the tank from the sky—Dong Dayu.

The uncle softened his eyes, "Oh! Girl, you scared me to death! You have nothing to do... There shouldn't be anything... People like you usually don't recruit hooligans..."

Dong Dayu smiled lightly, "Uncle, can you do me a favor?"

The uncle said, "Why are you helping me! I still have to make changes! How can I have free time?"

"It's very simple..." Dong Dayu sensed the sound of approaching wheels, "Uncle, just hurry up and moleste me."

The uncle almost spit out his guts, "What?! You asked me to molest you! Please be a little self-aware, okay?"

"Don't hesitate! Hurry up! Molest me!"

"Ah—?" The uncle walked away quickly, "You wandering tank, you don't want to tarnish the name of my life! Don't think about it!"

Dong Dayu cast a spell slightly, and the whole person jumped on it!
That physique crushed him, and the older master was directly overwhelmed by her with a lumbar disc herniation!
The uncle rolled his eyes, spit out white saliva continuously, and passed out.

Although Dong Dayu is not good-looking,
But the voice is sweet,
"Ah...help...someone molested me...help..."

The old man came back to his senses angrily, "Who is so disrespectful to whom?"

Qiu Sheng quickly put the bicycle aside, "Damn it, it's worth it!"

Shen Lang pressed his shoulders with a sincere expression, "Brother Sheng, one thing more is worse than one thing less!"

Pushing away Shen Lang's obstruction, Qiu Sheng was very angry, "Wen Cai, are you still a man? This kind of thing must be done in the first place. If the other girl is defiled, how can our conscience live!"

Qiu Sheng rushed over like a stunned head,
Shen Lang let out a long sigh,

"What should come will never be stopped... Maybe who will be defiled by whom in the end..."

(End of this chapter)