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Chapter 322 Chapter 371 Booger lovers... Master Huang
Chapter 322 Chapter 371 Booger lovers... Master Huang
"Gu Gu, can we leave now?" Shen Lang said.
"Let's go! Let's go now! Let's go now! Let's go now!" Fan Qiongdan took two steps, feeling very relaxed in his hands... Then he turned around and walked back to the house, "Wait for me, I will get some equipment and then set off."
Shen Lang: "..." "Oh, get more equipment, you may have to face a tough battle!"
"Ding dong~ Successfully recruited Aunt Cane as a teammate~" Shen Lang made up the sound effect in his head.
Since Gu Gu’s family doesn’t have a bicycle,
And she doesn't want to ride a tricycle to death and exhaustion,
and so……
The bicycle that Shen Lang was riding had to carry Aunt Cane on his back, and the weight of the two of them pressed together... The wheels suffocated in an instant... After riding for tens of meters, the body was about to fall apart...
Shen Lang had no choice but to turn back and change to a tricycle to set off with Aunt Cane. This tricycle was left behind when he sent the spirit baby over... I always forgot to take it away...
Sigh... People with such great abilities like us actually fell on a vehicle, oh!
Shen Lang didn't know Huang Jianming's residence, but thanks to Fan Qiongdan's guidance along the way, he found Huang Daochang's home...
It is really a very small gymnasium, which only enshrines the Taishang Laojun. Inside the temple...the bedroom is on the left...the kitchen is on the right...that's all...There is some fine dust around it. No one cleans the sky.
Shen Lang stood at the entrance of the temple and called softly, "Master Huang Dao, are you at home? Master Huang Dao? Huang Jianming? Huang Daxian?" Then... There was no response...
Fan Qiongdan and Huang Daochang also know each other,
She broke into other people's homes carelessly,
"Old Huang? Come out, I have something to see you!"
Shen Lang touched his nose,
Followed behind Gu Gu silently.
"Who is it! It's so loud! Makes you sleepy!"
The man's strong Cantonese accent came from the room,
Listening to the voice...it's obviously not Huang Jianming...
A figure emerged from the room.
"Eh? Strange face! Who are you? A thief?" Fan Qiongdan became vigilant.
"Hey! You are crazy, how could a thief pick such a crappy place to attack!"
"makes sense."
"It's good that you know, this kind of ghost place can't even feed mice!"
Fan Qiongdan started chirping with the strange man.
Shen Lang walked around Fan Qiongdan's back,
Finally, he saw the man's face clearly.
Shen Lang took a breath of cold air.
"Hiss...this is Qiusheng...that Qiusheng surnamed Huang...a well-known male star in Hong Kong..."
The man is strong, white and fat, 1.8 meters tall, with brown fluffy hair on his head, and his clothes are a bit rough, dirty gray cloth clothes, both cuffs are rolled up to the bend of the arms, and the inside is turned out. Some of them are even more jet-black. After careful identification...the cuffs turned inside out should have been pure white.
A black belt is tied around the waist, and a string of thick rosary beads is hung around the neck. The man's face is leaning toward Western Europeans, and he is more handsome, with thick eyebrows, big eyes and a big nose, two small mustaches on his lips, and a tuft of beard on his chin. .
He is very good-looking, but his behavior is inelegant. From the time he came out until now, the man's little finger has been stuck in his nostril, pushing it in and out again. It seems that he will have to depend on boogers for the rest of his life.
Fan Qiongdan chirped, "Old friend! Who are you?"
After the man took his booger, he exhaled and blew it away, with a look of 'shit, you' on his face, "I just want to ask you, who are you two? This is a private place, who allowed you to come in!"
Fan Qiongdan was about to take out the magic weapon, Shen Lang quickly held her down, looked at the man and smiled, "I am Shen Lang, Uncle Ying's disciple, and this is Aunt Cane, a famous person in the town... We are here this time. In order to find Huang Jianming, Taoist Huang, can you call him out for us?"
"Looking for Huang Jianming?" The man continued to pick his nose, "He's not here."
"Not here? Where did it go?"
"Who knows, he's wandering around again..."
"Then... are you..."
"Hey, you junior are very good at talking, so it's okay to tell you." The man scratched his chest casually, revealing his strong muscles, "I'm his brother Huang Jianming."
talking...
The man did a set of punches on the spot,
When it finally settled down, it took an arrogant posture,
"It caused a sensation in both the east and west, and shocked the whole country. Huang Qinghai, the 20th and eighth-generation descendant of the Tantric Yellow Sect! You are here, no need to kneel down, no need to kneel down!"
Shen Lang: "..."
Fan Qiongdan: "..."
Who is going to kneel down for you...
But what is Tantric Yellow Sect?It seems to be something from the Buddhist side... Anyway, it sounds like it was approved by a cow...
Fan Qiongdan naturally didn't believe it, "Is it really that powerful?"
Huang Qinghai rolled his eyes, "Believe it or not!" Then he gave the order to evict the guest, "Okay, I've explained everything to you, you two can leave, don't see me off."
Walk……?Who can help me now that I'm gone... This Huang Qinghai looks pretty strong!If you can't catch Huang Jianming as a coolie, let's take the blame from his brother!
Shen Lang smiled all over his face, "Oh, it turns out to be the chief ecliptic, I have admired him for a long time."
Huang Qinghai frowned and said, "Don't get too close... Also, when you call me master, I'm not a worthless Taoist priest!"
Guru is the respectful title of Tibetan Buddhism for those who have high virtue and good deeds, who can be regarded as teachers.
"Okay, master Huang, my master feels that something evil is coming, can you come over and help?" Shen Lang said straight to the point.
Huang Qinghai picked out a piece of booger and handed it over.
"I told you to eat this...will you eat it?"
"Of course not!" Shen Lang said.
"My answer is the same as yours..." Huang Qinghai turned around and walked back, "No, goodbye!"
Extraordinary people must have strangeness... This Huang Qinghai's personality is completely opposite to that of his gentle and elegant brother...
Shen Lang did not lose heart and said, "It's a reward, please think about it again, Master Huang."
Huang Qinghai waved his hand, "I'm not interested. I'm a monk, and I treat money like dirt."
"Twenty oceans!" Shen Lang suppressed all the bounties he had received from the commander in chief, and he couldn't bring them back anyway...
Huang Qinghai's steps froze immediately, and he walked back backwards. He was quite thick-skinned, and he smiled confidently, "However, when there is a certain amount of dung, someone needs to clean it up. As a monk, I am very happy to help the little one. Brother, you cleaned up these dirty dung, after all... Who will go to hell if I don't go to hell."
Niubi Niubi... Regardless of anything else, Huang Qinghai's eloquence has made me appreciate it.
Shen Lang grinned,
I gave him ten ocean coins directly.
After the agreement is fulfilled, make up the remaining ten pieces.
Fan Qiongdan next to him didn't make any sarcasm. With such a strong face, his cultivation must not be much worse...
After asking, it turned out that Huang Qinghai passed by here a few days ago, and he planned to talk to Huang Jianming about the old days, but Huang Jianming had already gone out for a wandering...
Huang Qinghai is a person who has no plans at all, he is too lazy to move around, so he stays at his brother's house...maybe live for a month, maybe live for a day or two, roaming around, depending on his mood.
Therefore, it must be said that it was fate for Shen Lang to bump into Huang Qinghai.
"It's just that fate is a bit too difficult..."
Shen Lang was sweating profusely from exhaustion,
Hang Chi Hang Chi riding a tricycle,
Gu Gu sat in the back holding a small mirror to admire her beauty.
Huang Qinghai grabbed a lotus leaf and covered his face to sleep.
The road is so bumpy...the two people behind are acting as if nothing happened...it's really strange.
(End of this chapter)
"Gu Gu, can we leave now?" Shen Lang said.
"Let's go! Let's go now! Let's go now! Let's go now!" Fan Qiongdan took two steps, feeling very relaxed in his hands... Then he turned around and walked back to the house, "Wait for me, I will get some equipment and then set off."
Shen Lang: "..." "Oh, get more equipment, you may have to face a tough battle!"
"Ding dong~ Successfully recruited Aunt Cane as a teammate~" Shen Lang made up the sound effect in his head.
Since Gu Gu’s family doesn’t have a bicycle,
And she doesn't want to ride a tricycle to death and exhaustion,
and so……
The bicycle that Shen Lang was riding had to carry Aunt Cane on his back, and the weight of the two of them pressed together... The wheels suffocated in an instant... After riding for tens of meters, the body was about to fall apart...
Shen Lang had no choice but to turn back and change to a tricycle to set off with Aunt Cane. This tricycle was left behind when he sent the spirit baby over... I always forgot to take it away...
Sigh... People with such great abilities like us actually fell on a vehicle, oh!
Shen Lang didn't know Huang Jianming's residence, but thanks to Fan Qiongdan's guidance along the way, he found Huang Daochang's home...
It is really a very small gymnasium, which only enshrines the Taishang Laojun. Inside the temple...the bedroom is on the left...the kitchen is on the right...that's all...There is some fine dust around it. No one cleans the sky.
Shen Lang stood at the entrance of the temple and called softly, "Master Huang Dao, are you at home? Master Huang Dao? Huang Jianming? Huang Daxian?" Then... There was no response...
Fan Qiongdan and Huang Daochang also know each other,
She broke into other people's homes carelessly,
"Old Huang? Come out, I have something to see you!"
Shen Lang touched his nose,
Followed behind Gu Gu silently.
"Who is it! It's so loud! Makes you sleepy!"
The man's strong Cantonese accent came from the room,
Listening to the voice...it's obviously not Huang Jianming...
A figure emerged from the room.
"Eh? Strange face! Who are you? A thief?" Fan Qiongdan became vigilant.
"Hey! You are crazy, how could a thief pick such a crappy place to attack!"
"makes sense."
"It's good that you know, this kind of ghost place can't even feed mice!"
Fan Qiongdan started chirping with the strange man.
Shen Lang walked around Fan Qiongdan's back,
Finally, he saw the man's face clearly.
Shen Lang took a breath of cold air.
"Hiss...this is Qiusheng...that Qiusheng surnamed Huang...a well-known male star in Hong Kong..."
The man is strong, white and fat, 1.8 meters tall, with brown fluffy hair on his head, and his clothes are a bit rough, dirty gray cloth clothes, both cuffs are rolled up to the bend of the arms, and the inside is turned out. Some of them are even more jet-black. After careful identification...the cuffs turned inside out should have been pure white.
A black belt is tied around the waist, and a string of thick rosary beads is hung around the neck. The man's face is leaning toward Western Europeans, and he is more handsome, with thick eyebrows, big eyes and a big nose, two small mustaches on his lips, and a tuft of beard on his chin. .
He is very good-looking, but his behavior is inelegant. From the time he came out until now, the man's little finger has been stuck in his nostril, pushing it in and out again. It seems that he will have to depend on boogers for the rest of his life.
Fan Qiongdan chirped, "Old friend! Who are you?"
After the man took his booger, he exhaled and blew it away, with a look of 'shit, you' on his face, "I just want to ask you, who are you two? This is a private place, who allowed you to come in!"
Fan Qiongdan was about to take out the magic weapon, Shen Lang quickly held her down, looked at the man and smiled, "I am Shen Lang, Uncle Ying's disciple, and this is Aunt Cane, a famous person in the town... We are here this time. In order to find Huang Jianming, Taoist Huang, can you call him out for us?"
"Looking for Huang Jianming?" The man continued to pick his nose, "He's not here."
"Not here? Where did it go?"
"Who knows, he's wandering around again..."
"Then... are you..."
"Hey, you junior are very good at talking, so it's okay to tell you." The man scratched his chest casually, revealing his strong muscles, "I'm his brother Huang Jianming."
talking...
The man did a set of punches on the spot,
When it finally settled down, it took an arrogant posture,
"It caused a sensation in both the east and west, and shocked the whole country. Huang Qinghai, the 20th and eighth-generation descendant of the Tantric Yellow Sect! You are here, no need to kneel down, no need to kneel down!"
Shen Lang: "..."
Fan Qiongdan: "..."
Who is going to kneel down for you...
But what is Tantric Yellow Sect?It seems to be something from the Buddhist side... Anyway, it sounds like it was approved by a cow...
Fan Qiongdan naturally didn't believe it, "Is it really that powerful?"
Huang Qinghai rolled his eyes, "Believe it or not!" Then he gave the order to evict the guest, "Okay, I've explained everything to you, you two can leave, don't see me off."
Walk……?Who can help me now that I'm gone... This Huang Qinghai looks pretty strong!If you can't catch Huang Jianming as a coolie, let's take the blame from his brother!
Shen Lang smiled all over his face, "Oh, it turns out to be the chief ecliptic, I have admired him for a long time."
Huang Qinghai frowned and said, "Don't get too close... Also, when you call me master, I'm not a worthless Taoist priest!"
Guru is the respectful title of Tibetan Buddhism for those who have high virtue and good deeds, who can be regarded as teachers.
"Okay, master Huang, my master feels that something evil is coming, can you come over and help?" Shen Lang said straight to the point.
Huang Qinghai picked out a piece of booger and handed it over.
"I told you to eat this...will you eat it?"
"Of course not!" Shen Lang said.
"My answer is the same as yours..." Huang Qinghai turned around and walked back, "No, goodbye!"
Extraordinary people must have strangeness... This Huang Qinghai's personality is completely opposite to that of his gentle and elegant brother...
Shen Lang did not lose heart and said, "It's a reward, please think about it again, Master Huang."
Huang Qinghai waved his hand, "I'm not interested. I'm a monk, and I treat money like dirt."
"Twenty oceans!" Shen Lang suppressed all the bounties he had received from the commander in chief, and he couldn't bring them back anyway...
Huang Qinghai's steps froze immediately, and he walked back backwards. He was quite thick-skinned, and he smiled confidently, "However, when there is a certain amount of dung, someone needs to clean it up. As a monk, I am very happy to help the little one. Brother, you cleaned up these dirty dung, after all... Who will go to hell if I don't go to hell."
Niubi Niubi... Regardless of anything else, Huang Qinghai's eloquence has made me appreciate it.
Shen Lang grinned,
I gave him ten ocean coins directly.
After the agreement is fulfilled, make up the remaining ten pieces.
Fan Qiongdan next to him didn't make any sarcasm. With such a strong face, his cultivation must not be much worse...
After asking, it turned out that Huang Qinghai passed by here a few days ago, and he planned to talk to Huang Jianming about the old days, but Huang Jianming had already gone out for a wandering...
Huang Qinghai is a person who has no plans at all, he is too lazy to move around, so he stays at his brother's house...maybe live for a month, maybe live for a day or two, roaming around, depending on his mood.
Therefore, it must be said that it was fate for Shen Lang to bump into Huang Qinghai.
"It's just that fate is a bit too difficult..."
Shen Lang was sweating profusely from exhaustion,
Hang Chi Hang Chi riding a tricycle,
Gu Gu sat in the back holding a small mirror to admire her beauty.
Huang Qinghai grabbed a lotus leaf and covered his face to sleep.
The road is so bumpy...the two people behind are acting as if nothing happened...it's really strange.
(End of this chapter)
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