All Heavens Film and Television Adventurer

Chapter 294 Chapter 343
Taking a walk outside in the autumn wind, Shen Lang smiled wryly, "Hey, master is so miserable... But, I feel that we are also very sad. We are here to learn Taoism, why do you feel like you are here to sell money?"

Qiusheng expressed dissatisfaction,

He explained seriously,

"Wen Cai, how can you think like that!"

"Then we count..."

"We're pimps at best."

"Haha."

Shen Lang smiled but didn't smile,
Qiu Sheng's joke was really cold.

"Let me tell you, the former is charged with controlling adults to conduct improper transactions with others, while the latter is actually actively introducing suitable partners for the happiness of others. The nature is definitely different."

"Wow... what you said makes sense..."

Qiusheng... Telling the truth No.1!
In Aunt Cane’s boudoir——

The furnishings in the house are simple, not like a girl's room,

A large wooden bed covered with a mosquito net is particularly conspicuous.

Fan Qiongdan and Uncle Ying sat beside the bed and whispered to each other,

"Senior brother, it's rare for you to come here and I have a lot to say to you."

"Junior sister, you are so strong and sweet..."

"You have to eat it to know whether it's sweet or not! Brother, I already knew what you think about me. You love me, right?"

"Don't mess around..."

Fan Qiongdan came over bit by bit,

Uncle Ying was so frightened that he had to keep moving to the other side.
"Junior Sister... Don't get it wrong, I love you just like my own sister. Of course, I don't have a real sister, so I always treat you as my sister!"

"Sister!" Fan Qiongdan was shocked and said with an exaggerated expression, "You actually fall in love with your own sister?"

Then she looked up to the sky and sighed, beat her chest and stamped her feet, "Oh my God, such a rebellious and unconscionable thing..." Her expression changed suddenly, and Fan Qiongdan licked her lips, "It's so exciting!"

Fan Qiongdan put both hands on Uncle Ying's shoulders and said affectionately, "Come on, brother Ying, you can treat me as your sister, but... I have never tried it... so I am a little nervous... I hope you can Be gentle...come on..."

"Hey! Why can't you understand human language!" Uncle Ying waved Fan Qiongdan away, "Junior Sister, we two won't have a happy ending together! Don't go crazy!"

"Ah~~" panting voice~
"Ah?" Speechless voice~
Fan Qiongdan lay on the quilt with the character 'big' on his back, "Brother Ying, don't talk too much, come on, do it, to wait for you...my budding flower has been patient for more than thirty years." ... Hurry up, let the violent storm come more violently!"

Fan Qiongdan bit her lips lightly, "Come on, don't feel sorry for me just because I'm a delicate flower... Do your best..."

Uncle Ying's eyes were dull, "Jiaohua? The piranha is almost the same!"

"Junior Sister, you can't force things about your relationship, and I'm sorry..." Uncle Ying put on his coat, turned around... and walked out resolutely, "Thank you for the matter of the baby."

Hearing such heartless words,

Fan Qiongdan jumped up from the bed with a whoosh,

"Okay! Lin Zhengying! I've already taken the initiative, and you still want to refuse me! Okay! Don't beg me again. If you dare to ask me to do something, I will make you repay this humiliation a hundred times!" After saying this, Fan Qiongdan's The makeup was gone...tears slid down her cheeks one by one...mixed with eye shadow and turned into dark teardrops...she looked exactly like a female ghost on a rainy night.

"Ugh--!"

Uncle Ying shook his head,
Push the wooden door open vigorously,

Three steps and two steps rushed out.

Shen Lang and Qiu Sheng hastily greeted them,
"Master, are you doing things so quickly? Do you want to find some medicine for you to replenish?" Qiu Sheng said with a wretched smile.

"Master...you...can finish the battle in just 5 minutes..." Shen Lang thought, "Sure enough, exercising diligently every day will hinder your endurance~"

"Shut up, you two! Come back with me!"

Uncle Ying cursed loudly,

Step forward and walk in front.

"Oh……"

Well... look at the situation... Uncle Ying and Aunt Cane didn't make a show...

The combination of the two strongest exorcists in the town is actually a good thing. The child born in the future must be an extraordinary person... Maybe it will be the fifth generation of strange people...

After returning home, Shen Lang and Qiu Sheng worked in the altar to fold ingots, while Uncle Ying locked himself in the room and thought about things...

until dinner time,
Only then did Uncle Ying speak about a major event,

"I have already made an appointment with Huang Daoyou. Tomorrow, I will go to Tenteng Town. You two will go with me."

Qiu Sheng ate a mouthful of food and asked, "Master, what are we going to do in Tenteng Town?"

Uncle Ying frowned,

"Yeah... why did you go..."

Because Aunt Cane's incident had too much impact,

Uncle Ying has forgotten why he went to Tenteng Town,
After thinking for a while, I remembered why.
"Oh, I heard that there are zombies in Tenteng Town, let's go and have a look."

"Ha! It's just a zombie, that's not just bullying." Qiu Sheng thought for a while, "Master, nine out of ten gossips like this are fake. Would we have been caught in the air in the past?"

"You don't care if it's true or not, but it's always right for us to go over and take a look, because..."

Uncle Ying didn't speak, but Qiu Sheng hurriedly said, "It is our duty as cultivators to seek a safe life for the common people."

"Hmph, it's good that you know you."

"You keep saying this every day, my ears are almost growing calluses."

"is it?"

Uncle Ying chatted happily with Qiusheng,
When I lowered my head to prepare food, I found that the plates were empty...

"Hi~~" Shen Lang burped in satisfaction, "I'm full and feel comfortable."

Uncle Ying: "..."

Qiusheng: "..."

The two of them could only sweep some vegetable foam along the edge of the plate before eating.

Shen Lang reminded, "Master, it will take a few days to go back and forth to Tengteng Town, we'd better prepare more things... such as gossip mirror, money sword, mahogany sword, ink fighting chicken blood, and glutinous rice."

"Wow, that's such an exaggeration. Are you going to fight, literary talent?" Qiu Sheng sneered.

Uncle Ying said it doesn't matter, "It's a good thing to be prepared, Wencai, if you want to prepare anything, you can do it yourself."

It seems... Uncle Ying is not too concerned about this either... I guess they both thought there was a zombie in Tengteng Town... or maybe the zombie news in Tengteng Town was false...

In the movie... Teng Teng Town was assimilated by zombies early on... Teng Teng means jumping... There is a zombie town over there, and the number of zombies in it is hundreds!There are too few things prepared, it is estimated that there will be no return!

Speaking of which... where did these zombies get official clothes... Every time a zombie assimilates a human, he has to be given official uniforms?So a corporate group like Zombie has a dedicated logistics and personnel department?It should be.

Uncle Ying and Qiusheng went to work after they had eaten their fill.
The sad and hard-working Shen Lang rummaged through the house for things that could be used.
There are really many zombies over there.

If you don't handle it well, you may actually die in battle.
In short, it is definitely useful to prepare more.
emm... I want to borrow Aunt Cane's wooden hammer and wooden nails...

By the way, I forgot to mention that Aunt Cane's exclusive weapons are hammers and nails...

Of course it's not an ordinary wooden hammer.

It is a Taoist instrument,

Call it 'Thunder Hammer',
It is a magic weapon that can only be equipped at level 37.

Appearance location: Secret passage in Prince Dongping’s Mansion,

Equippable: Saiteni, Kekama, Li Jing...

Whoa, whoa, that's too far...

Thunder Hammer,

It's very popular here in Zhejiang,

Said it was to suppress the three-headed monster,

Generally, it will be hung in a dark place inside the house.
Said it was to suppress evil spirits...

Popular science...

Most of the wooden products are placed on the beams to block the brakes.
Porcelain products are generally buried underground to drive away evil spirits.
Jade products are usually placed on the body to increase blessings.

As for the "Thunder Hammer" used as a weapon, it must be made of jujube wood after the lightning strike. Although it will not really flash and thunder when it is swung, it will still bring a string of electric current when it hits the enemy. Especially for things like zombies and ghosts.

(End of this chapter)