All Heavens Film and Television Adventurer

Chapter 290 Chapter 339
"you……?"

In front of two people,

One male and one female,
one fat and one thin,
The man has a fat head, big ears and rich appearance,
Inch hair style, plump and cute cheeks,
The eyes are bigger than broad beans...but also limited,
His white short sleeves were bulging out from the pork meat all over his body.

black baggy trousers,
With a gray coat in hand,

Although the coat has been removed...

But his brow was hot and sweating,

Checked the look...this is a fat boy~
Women are thin and weak, slender,
Emerald green flower-patterned long trousers,

Put your hair up in a bun,

Silver earrings hung from the earlobes,

The woman looks dignified and quiet,

It's just that when you smile, you have a bit of buck teeth~
Come again?

Fan Qiongdan looked tired,
"What do you two want?"

"Aunt Cane~" the fat man said coyly, "You know, my wife has been dead for several years... so I want to ask for another wife..." He looked at the woman beside him, who bowed her head and said nothing, just Smile lightly.

The fat man continued, "But she pays attention to old etiquette, so you have to ask my underground wife first."

"Ah! You're here to ask Mi!" Fan Qiongdan looked depressed.

The so-called "ask rice",
Originated from the ancient kingdom of the East,

It is a spell that combines the spirits of deceased relatives and friends with family members.

Bring the ghosts from the underworld to the yang world through the medium of the witch,
Then the ghost possessed the witch,
Then talk to the people in Yangjian.

Because white rice will be placed next to this ceremony, it is called 'asking rice'.

emm...

Putting rice is called asking rice...

If you let O...Oreo~
Is it called 'Ask Biscuit'?
By the way, in the anime "Shaman King", the "Hanji" used by Anna Osama is "Wonmi". This is a childhood memory... I'm a little unhappy because Bruce Lee is set up to be a bit weak...

If you ask Mi, you will be possessed by the ghost of your relative.

Especially those possessed by dead women,
If a sudden request for an impromptu wrestling match...

Then there is an additional service fee for this trip to ask for rice!

Fan Qiongdan thought of this and hurriedly refused, "I don't do things like asking rice! It's easy to get into trouble, and I can't control it at that time... If your wife gets on me and refuses to leave, who knows if you will take the opportunity Take advantage of me!"

"How could it be?" Fatty looked at his girl, the two looked at each other and smiled, and begged together, "Gu Gu, you can help me."

Fan Qiongdan let out a breath,

Reluctantly agreed,

"Okay, I'll agree to it this time."

In the slightly dark environment of the inner room,

There are three bowls of uncooked rice on a square wooden table,

Every bowl of uncooked rice needs an egg standing on it,
Next to the bowl is a cattail fan with a broken tail,
There is a black porcelain bowl standing on the cattail leaf fan.
In the bowl was water and a willow branch,

These are the rules for asking rice...

A small stove is placed in front of the bowl,

The fat man and the woman sat quietly,
Seriously watching Fan Qiongdan's operation,

She respectfully inserted a lit long incense stick into the cauldron,
After Fan Qiongdan sat down, he quickly entered the state,
Trembling, she tapped on the table,
"Ahhh~"

"The sky can be cangcang~the earth is Lingling~Gu Guzhe now respectfully invites you..."

"Eh?" Fan Qiongdan asked in confusion, "Hey, what's your wife's name?"

"Ah~" the fat man laughed, "Guan Lippi!"

Fan Qiongdan got angry, "None of my business! Are you scolding me?"

"Oh, you misunderstood."

"misunderstanding?"

The fat man explained, "My surname is Guan, and my wife's name is Li Pi, so it's Guan Li Pi's family name."

"Oh..." Fan Qiongdan suddenly realized, and whispered, "I understand, I understand, that's what I said... it sounds twisted."

"continue!"

"The sky is blue~ the earth is lingling~ Aunt Cane is now asking Mrs. Guan Lipi to come up! Let me ask you, your husband wants to get another wife, okay~"

Fan Qiongdan knocked on the table while trembling,
The face shakes more and more frequently,
Until the last time I hit my head on the table...

This time the fluctuation finally stopped.

"what--!"

Take a long breath!

When Fan Qiongdan raised her face again,
The crooked corner of his mouth is even worse than that of the God of War!
"Oh hoo!"

Fatty Guan surnamed happily, "By the way, this is my wife, I miss her crooked mouth the most!"

After hearing this, the woman nodded in surprise, "Aunt Sue is really capable!"

Fan Qiongdan twisted his mouth and spoke,
The voice has become that of another woman,

Not bad...this is Li Pi's voice,

"Damn ghost, why haven't you come to visit me for so long!"

At this time, Aunt Cane is not Fan Qiongdan, she is Li Pi now!
The fat man surnamed Guan held Li Pi's hand and said sincerely,
"Honey, you also know that I have a lot of things to do every day, so I'm very busy."

Li Pi pulled his hand away and said angrily, "Aren't you busy today?"

Fatty Guan surnamed smiled and said, "This time I invite you to come up because I have something to discuss with you."

"Yeah!" Li Pi was a little impatient.

The fat man said timidly, "Honey, you know, you've been away for several years... I've been sleeping alone for the past few years, I think... I want to marry another wife."

"So~" Fatty pushed the woman beside him, "I'll bring her to meet you."

"Hiss!" Li Pi took a breath, and then said calmly, "Is that all?"

"Yeah..." the fat man looked at the woman and said, "Hurry up and call someone."

The woman nodded obediently, "Hello, Miss Pi."

"Yeah!" Li Pi nodded, "It's been so many years, it's time, well, you two are allowed to get married!"

"Okay! Thank you, wife! Let's go."

"Hehe, thank you sister Pi for making it happen!"

Throw away a sum of money,

The fat man put his arms around the woman,

The two left with a smile.

Fan Qiongdan cured his crooked mouth disease instantly,
Staring at the water in the black porcelain bowl next to him, he frowned and said nothing.

A woman with crooked mouth suddenly appeared in the water,

The woman has a simple appearance and a sad expression...

Because her mouth is crooked... you can see her particularly obvious buck teeth.

"Are you sure you don't want to look at him?" Fan Qiongdan said.

"It's okay, I'm already a dead ghost, let him go, thank you, Aunt Cane." Lippi paused, and asked, "How is he doing?"

"Fat and fat, life should be good."

"That's good."

"Don't worry, he hasn't forgotten you... the new wife he married also has buck teeth..."

"Yeah, hehe."

Looking at each other and smiling, Lipi's figure gradually disappeared into the water waves.

Fan Qiongdan sighed,
Just smiled helplessly,

I have seen too much of the pain of being separated from yin and yang.

at the same time……

The small broken tricycle has been parked outside,

Shen Lang followed Qiu Sheng's footsteps to Aunt Zhi's house,

Both held heavy bamboo baskets in their hands,
Naturally, there are spiritual babies in the bamboo basket~
Following Qiusheng's actions,
Shen Lang came from the wooden steps,

Qiu Sheng said with a smile in front,

"Gu Gu, business is good today. I just saw the customer walking out with a smile. Eh? Why do you seem a little unhappy?"

Shen Lang stood in the distance blankly holding a bamboo basket,

Looking at Aunt Cane's appearance... a little surprised,
Nani?When did you change actors?
I remember that Aunt Cane was not played by Wu Junru, sister Wu?
How...how did I become Fan Qiongdan! !
(End of this chapter)