All Heavens Film and Television Adventurer

Chapter 27: Chapter 27

The sky is dim,

In the early morning of the next day,
Uncle Jiu was running outside early in the morning,

Qiusheng was not in Yizhuang and went back to his aunt's house.

Shen Lang leaned on the bamboo pillow to sleep,
Living in the movie world for a few days,
I feel like my body has been purified by the freshness of this era.

The rooster crows outside,

Shen Lang softened his eyes in a daze,

Woke up in the next second,
patted his face,
"Damn! I actually fell asleep! Today should be the day when the old man will be a demon!"

Shen Lang walked quickly to the offering hall,

'Squeak~' 'Squeak~'

Sure enough, the coffin that contained the old man was shaking constantly.
From time to time, the ink lines on the surface of the coffin flashed red beams,
It looks like... it won't last long...

"Damn it, even if you flick the ink fountain down there, it won't stop you?!"

Shen Lang hurriedly took the gossip mirror from the wall to protect himself.

'Boom~'

The strong coffin was appointed to the old man,
No, it should be said to be a zombie.

The coffin was shattered by the zombie's aura!

The black-faced zombie stood up straight,
He had just woken up, and he was still a little numb.

Shen Lang sneaked forward,
Cut off the other party's braid with scissors,
"Yo? No response?"

He stabbed the scissors in the past,
The sharp iron blade can't go through the zombie's skin!

"This defense... is too strong..."

At the same time... Shen Lang also gave up the idea of ​​dealing with this zombie alone...

Invulnerable to swords and guns, fists are probably even more useless...

The braids disappeared~
[Zombie bloodline value increased by 4, currently 47/100]

[Zombie bloodline value increased by 4, currently 51/100]

[Zombie bloodline value 60/100]

[Congratulations to the host, both tasks have reached the passing mark, may the host submit the task?Please submit the task and you will leave the film and television world. Please choose the host carefully! 】

Shen Lang knew that the task of passing the passing line was not difficult.
Just a touch of hair and it's done...

But should you go back?
In "Train to Busan" before, it was because there was no way out that we fought until the end.

Now Shen Lang has money and a house in reality, but he doesn't have a girl.

It might be good to get a lowest-level reward after leaving...

Shen Lang struggled for a while, "It's better if things have a beginning and an end. It's a bit unpleasant to retreat halfway through! I choose to continue!"

The sound of the system no longer sounds——

"Roar!"

After Shen Lang made his choice,
The Ren family's ancient corpse immediately turned around,

Stretched out its fangs and pounced,

"Damn! How about it being so sudden!"

Shen Lang used the Bagua Mirror with his backhand.
The leaning body of the Ren family's ancient corpse was illuminated by the gossip mirror,

The whole person flew out directly!
smashed the paper window,

When Shen Lang chased after him again,
The ancient corpse of the Ren family jumped long with a black lamb in one hand!
"Your sister is stealing a sheep! Stop right there!"

Shen Lang called out twice,

The ancient corpse of the Ren family just made a long jump on its own...

"Forget it, spare you... spare your life, and wait for Uncle Jiu to come back and ask you!"

"Oh! Oops... Ren Fa is going to die..."

Shen Lang smiled wryly,
He really can't help with this.
That zombie was on some kind of drug,

Jump faster than fly...

It must be too late for me to rush to report the news now...

10 minutes later--

Ren's mansion,

Ren Fa just got up,

He who is too familiar with the single life,
Getting used to masturbation every morning... Abacus~
The day's plan lies in the morning, and it is also convenient for Ren Fa to devote himself to work faster!

The glass door of the bedroom was broken open by an ancient corpse,

Ren Fa howled endlessly,

"Ah! What the hell?"

When there was no way to retreat, he was killed by his zombie father with a fingernail...

Thus...Ren Fa became the first man in the movie to be forcibly transformed into a ferocious zombie...

At daybreak, the news spread throughout the town, "A murder has occurred in Ren's mansion!"

small town scoundrel,
That is, the team led by Awei,
The big guys came to Renfu soon.

Ren Tingting changed into black and white clothes,
Sitting in the armchair, weeping,
"Woo, daddy... woo..."

Avi rushed to the scene,

A stretcher wrapped in a white sheet,
Awei reached out and lifted the quilt,

The expression group is together,
"Hey~~Master Ren died so tragically!"

Awei came to Ren Tingting's side in a flash,

There are a few delicate gums shining in the sincere eyes,
"Cousin! Although uncle belched!"

He patted his chest, "But you still have me!"

After Uncle Jiu returned to the town,
Received the message immediately,
He led Shen Lang and Qiu Sheng to the Ren residence.

Qiu Sheng didn't change his suit specially this time, because he was in a hurry, so he wore the store clerk's suit for picking up customers.

Uncle Jiu hurried to the stretcher,
Hold the sheet with your fingers,

Then slowly open it!

"Ah~~! Master Ren..."

Master Ren's face at this time is much fairer than before,

The eyes are wide open, the eyes are not closed, the old face is pale, the nostrils are facing the sky,
There are several deep blood holes on both sides of the neck...

Shen Lang squatted beside him and quietly pulled out a strand of hair,
[Zombie bloodline value increased by 1, currently 61/100]

Awei became angry, "Hey, hey! Why are you messing with my uncle! My uncle hated being touched by men the most!"

Uncle Jiu was speechless. He stood up and asked, "Go back to Yizhuang as soon as possible and close the old man's coffin..."

Shen Lang said embarrassingly, "I know, the coffin exploded, and that old black guy even stole two little black lambs from our Yizhuang."

"Why didn't you tell me earlier!"

"I want to say it... You said it's important to come to Ren's mansion first, tell me to shut up..."

Uncle Jiu’s speechless comparison...

The country gentry came forward, "Master Wei, what weapon did Master Ren kill?"

Awei looked dumbfounded,
After a long pause, the performance started.

"Ahaha, it's very simple, he must have been shot to death!"

Uncle Jiu shook his head, "A sharpshooter? Every shot hit the neck? Are there bullet marks inside?"

"Ah..." Ah Wei quickly changed his explanation, "Oh! I didn't think well. I think the murderer must be a martial arts master, the kind who is very good at shooting darts! He is good at using hidden darts, hidden darts, and money darts! "

"He finally released a...uh... a nine-piece serial money dart, which is so sharp, it shocked the world and made ghosts and gods cry. Master Ren also used the iron crotch golden bell in Shaolin Temple. Unfortunately, he didn't protect the pulse door in the future. , was attacked by the opponent to eat chicken, so that he died in...in his own bedroom!"

Shen Lang and Qiu Sheng rolled their eyes at the same time,
"You can really talk shit! Andersen doesn't need to write a book anymore, I'll give you the pen, and you can make it up!"

Uncle Jiu smiled faintly, "Captain Ah Wei, let me ask you, where are those darts?"

Shen Lang tugged at Uncle Jiu's sleeve, "Master, don't fight him...it's easy..."

Uncle Jiu smiled, "Hey! Wencai, you have to believe in my master's laning skills! I won't tolerate Awei's nonsense here!"

Awei became angry, "Do you have to keep hindering my reasoning? You are smart? Tell me how Master Ren died? Tell me!"

Uncle Jiu explained enthusiastically, "I said, he let his fingernails penetrate~~Damn it!"

Shen Lang lowered his head,
Uncle Jiu must go to prison now...

[Funny value increased by 2, currently 67/100]

(End of this chapter)