Chapter 20: Chapter 20

The first bowl of longevity noodles must be for Huang Wanwan. After Huang Wanwan had a bite, he praised his daughter-in-law for being so good and how much Ollie she had.

Longevity noodles will be served on the dining tables of the rest of the guests one after another...

To find out,
Shen Lang was already standing beside Uncle Jiu.

Uncle Jiu glanced at Qin Xiang, frowned, and said softly, "Why is this girl so dark between her brows?"

Shen Lang looked at it for a long time but did not see where Qin Xiang was dark, "Master, I think this girl is quite fair, she must have powder on her face."

Uncle Jiu taught, "Tsk! You understand again? What I mean by black is not black face, but bad luck. This girl has low luck this year. Even if she died suddenly by the side of the road, it is normal."

Shen Lang opened his mouth and said in astonishment, "Do you need to be so unlucky..."

Uncle Jiu said meaningfully, "What do you think, anyway, don't deal with this kind of person, otherwise you will become unlucky!"

Shen Lang licked his lips,
It's too late to retreat now.

I'm already connected to this thing...

Qin Xiang walked slowly, growing lotuses every step of the way, and the dignified and decent appearance made the guests give thumbs up one after another, shouting that there is a filial and beautiful daughter-in-law in Huang Wanwan's family.

Huang Wanwan raised his old face proudly, "Hmph! My wife is really nice! She is more filial than her own daughter!"

The faces of the daughters sitting in the lower seats showed eccentric expressions. There are three daughters in the Huang family, and they are all married now. Naturally, not working in the Huang family is not as pleasing as Qin Xiang, who has a foreign surname.

"Father is so eccentric!"

"That's right, a man's mouth, a deceitful ghost, clearly saying that he is the apple of his eye!"

"Daddy hates it. There's no need to belittle us if you praise your own daughter-in-law."

The Huang family's daughter looks ordinary, not ugly, but she is definitely not a beauty either. She has perfectly inherited Huang Wanwan's ordinary appearance. I have confirmed that her eyes are indeed her own.

Qin Xiang came to Huang Wanwan with the tray, and after the maid on the side took the tray, Qin Xiang bowed and said in a gentle tone, "Hello Eunuch, I wish Eunuch a long life, peace and good luck every year, May all go well with you!"

The beautiful words in his mouth made the creases on Huang Wanwan's face connect with each other, and he couldn't close his mouth from ear to ear.

"Hello, mother-in-law, I wish my mother-in-law all wishes come true, and live younger and younger."

Mrs. Zhang also smiled happily, "Hehe, yes, everything is fine!"

Huang Wanwan and Zhang Shufen looked at each other and nodded secretly. Everything went well. It seemed that there was no water ghost causing trouble. They thought that Uncle Nine had come to town the place and had already scared the dirty thing away.

"Elder-in-law, eat longevity noodles."

"Okay, okay, eat noodles, eat noodles!"

Qin Xiang took the big bowl of Changshou noodles from the tray, and at the same time, a gust of wind suddenly came in from the yard, and Uncle Jiu's eyes instantly became alert, "It's not good, something bad is coming."

Shen Lang searched back and forth in the house, "Where? Where? Where is the disaster?"

Uncle Jiu said in a low voice, "Wen Cai, hurry up and fetch a bowl of water and find a willow branch. Remember to bring the leaves."

When I came out, I never expected to encounter such a thing.
So Uncle Jiu didn't have any equipment for exorcising evil spirits.

Shen Lang knew he had to deal with water ghosts,
So be prepared when you go out.
He took out the equipment from the bag that he carried,

"Master, look, I have them all with me."

Uncle Jiu raised his eyebrows and said with a smile, "Wen Cai, you have become more and more active recently."

"Hey, thanks to the master's cultivation~"

Qin Xiang smiled and walked forward holding the big bowl, Huang Wanwan stretched out his hand to catch it, suddenly, Qin Xiang only felt his shoulders go limp, his arms couldn't be controlled, and then his feet seemed to be tripped by a stone Live the same!
"Oops~!"

In the next second, Qin Xiang fell down,

Throw away the big bowl of longevity noodles in my hand!

"Ahhhh...!"

Huang Wanwan was scalded badly,

The big bowl hung directly on his head,

Pimples of rotten face slipped down his Mediterranean hairstyle!

[Funny value increased by 2, currently 40/100]

The atmosphere at the scene was frozen...

The daughters of the Huang family nodded solemnly,

"Is it true that you are more filial than us? You are almost filial to us!"

[Funny value increased by 1, currently 41/100]

The guests were all holding back their laughter, and everyone's eyes were desperately wandering away, what the hell?Handing over a bowl of longevity noodles and hitting the old man on the head?This birthday is too festive.

In the past, Huang Wanwan and Mrs. Zhang would definitely have to roar with the Hedong lion, but they received a tip from Shen Lang yesterday, so they were already mentally prepared for Qin Xiang to make a fool of himself.

No matter what, Qin Xiang must be prevented from seeking death. Once she is allowed to jump into the river or well, then the plan of the water ghost will be fulfilled.

Qin Xiang sat on the ground in a daze. Seeing this scene with so many guests around, she burst into tears, "I'm useless! Woohoo! I'm so useless! I'm so useless! Days do this kind of thing! Woooooo...I'm dead! I'm going to jump into a well!"

Probably people in that era would think about how to commit suicide when encountering aggrieved things...

Two servant girls helped Qin Xiang up,
Qin Xiang was already crying like a human being,

A state of looking for life.

Huang Wanwan threw the noodles on his face aside speechlessly,
Mrs. Zhang said with a smile,

"It's okay! This is no big deal! This way of eating is popular among foreigners. It's called a longevity cap. The more you cap it, the more auspicious it will be!"

The corner of Huang Wanwan's mouth twitched, "Honey, can I give you a try?"

"you wanna die?"

"How dare you dare..."

Mrs. Zhang held Qin Xiang's hand tightly, "Good daughter-in-law, good daughter-in-law, it's okay, your father-in-law is not angry. If you don't believe me, let him give you a smile?"

Zhang Shufen looked at Huang Baiwan coldly, "Hurry up and show your daughter-in-law the brightest smile, hurry up!"

Huang Wanwan wanted to cry, but he still suppressed the sentimentality, wiped his head clean, and showed a kind and gentle smile, "Qin Xiang's daughter-in-law, it's fine, fathers don't blame their children , I don't mind at all."

"You still want to blame?" Mrs. Zhang raised her voice an octave higher, "You have to be happy!"

Huang Wanwan laughed frantically, "Yeah~ I'm so happy~ I'm super happy~"

Qin Xiang burst into tears, "I'm too clumsy, I'd better die, embarrassing my father-in-law and everyone!"

Mrs. Zhang hurriedly persuaded, "Don't be ashamed! What's there to be ashamed of! The most important thing in a person's life is to be happy. If you are interested, you can pour another bowl on the million heads, no, just deduct a pot of longevity All noodles are fine!"

Huang Wanwan was trembling with fear, "You are really my 'good' wife... a pot... I'm a drop horse..."

[Funny value increased by 2, currently 43/100]

[Funny value increased by 2, currently 45/100]

【Funny Value 50/100】

Shen Lang chattered, he never expected this family to be so festive, and the funny value soared~
(End of this chapter)

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