All Heavens Film and Television Adventurer

Chapter 173 172 Brother Netizen, Don't Deceive Me!
On the first day in India, arrived at the airport to negotiate business,

On the second day in India, I spent a lot of time eating, drinking and shopping.

On the third day in India, vomiting, diarrhea, dizziness...

The fourth day is tentatively scheduled hehehe...

On the fifth day, I have to catch a round-trip flight ticket to go back...

The power of the Ganges water cannot be ignored.
If you really travel to India,
Please take your stomach medicine with you.
Our human stomach is incomparable with the other party's stomach.

Fortunately, Shen Lang is not a normal person,

This strange disgusting feeling lasted for a day and then it was over.

For ordinary tourists,
I'm afraid I'll be taken to a local clinic for an IV drip.

This prehistoric wave of Origen,

It started from the second night...

Shen Lang ran to the toilet all night,

It wasn't until the sky brightened that the prehistoric power in his stomach slowed down a bit.

Early morning...four o'clock...

Shen Lang rested paralyzed on the bed,

Hardworking hawkers have already set up their stalls outside the window.

"Huh... I somehow saw the street scene in India at four o'clock in the morning."

"No... no, Shen Lang! You must hold on!"

“It’s already a pity that I didn’t go to the brothel last time I was in Uncle Nine’s movie!”

"This time I went to India... No matter what, I have to arrange a wave..."

"That's right, I am the man who wants to become the Great Guard of All Realms!"

Strong cheer up and rest on the bed,
Use willpower to force yourself to sleep,

My stomach doesn't hurt much without knowing it...

This time Shen Lang slept until the afternoon!

It was James who came and knocked on the door before Shen Lang woke up.

"Boss Cheng, what do you think of today's itinerary? Maybe we can finish our shopping now."

"Forget it, I've had a stomachache all night, so cancel it... just take me to the main event tomorrow..."

"Oh~ the main event~hehe~" James showed a playful smile, "Okay, I'll make an appointment for Boss Cheng right now, what time do you think is a better time to leave tomorrow?"

"What time is it, James?"

"It's already two o'clock in the afternoon~"

"Oh...I've been sleeping for so long..." Shen Lang rubbed his chin, "Six o'clock tomorrow...I don't like to stay overnight... Fast food is fine, and I'm going back the day after tomorrow."

"OK~" You know~
"OK!" I understand!

James Yin smiled and went to arrange the activities,

Shen Lang slept on the bed for a few more hours,

After waking up, I washed my face and went downstairs.

Stomach light went out at night...

Naturally, I was hungry at this time...

The hungry kind...

The innkeeper on the first floor wears pink clothes and a black vest every day.
Always wear long pants in hot weather.

I wonder if he is not too hot?

In this environment of frequent English conversations,
Shen Lang can now use some sentences well,

"Ah San, no, boss, do you have any curry?"

The innkeeper understood,

He led Shen Lang to the kitchen.

Here are some fluffy flatbreads,
There is also a small pot of thick curry!

It is probably the food that the hotel owner wants to eat at night...

"Food! Eat curry! Free curry! Free free!"

Although you are kind enough to not charge,

but……

Shen Lang said that his calves trembled when he saw this thing,
Just kidding... I was brought down by this thing...

"No no no... No curry... I don't want to eat Indian food curry for now!"

If the E. coli in Indian snacks does not exceed the standard...

Then it doesn't deserve to be called Indian food...

Seeing that Shen Lang was unwilling to taste it,

The innkeeper spread his hands helplessly,

"International friends, then I can't do anything curry~"

"Where is Faker~ Curry..."

Farewell to the lovely innkeeper,

Shen Lang went shopping outside alone,
But most of the food and beverage shops on the side of the road are curry-related food.

Flies and insects are flying around...

It is also accompanied by a strong body odor...

"God, stop playing with me!"

Shen Lang found out in astonishment,
In the big city of Delhi, India,
I can't even find a large convenience supermarket...

There is a reason for this,

India restricts the entry of foreign investors.
Only Indian nationals are allowed to do business,
So the large supermarket chains are out of the question...

There is no supermarket...Many Indians here choose to run small shops, or go to the market to set up stalls for sale. In short...supermarkets are a scarce commodity in India.

Shen Lang wandered around for half an hour before bumping into a canteen.

Inside are some small packages of snacks...

What Indian potato chips...

Indian curry sticks…

The only things Shen Lang could recognize were Coca-Cola and small packages of Lay's potato chips!
It's like seeing an old friend from another land,

Shen Lang waved his hand,
Pride and ease,

"Boss, three bottles of Coca-Cola, ten packs... What the fuck, it's such a small bag... Thirty packs of Lay's potato chips, thank you Curry!"

The aunt at the commissary directly called the expert,
"Wow! A local tyrant from the devil's capital! I kneel down for you~ Curry!"

Harvest a large amount of snacks,

Shen Lang happily returned to the hotel to destroy the food,
Sitting on the edge of his bed, he chewed boring potato chips one bite at a time.
How can potato chips be as delicious as authentic ones?
"Alas... who can know how sad I am right now... boiled dry shredded noodles, pickled cabbage noodles, steamed dumplings... the delicacies over there are so good..."

Suddenly remembered something,

Shen Lang angrily patted himself on the cheek twice as a slap,

"How can I fix it? I was wrong... That netizen brother didn't lie to me... If you travel to India, you should definitely bring more instant noodles! Hey... I even replied 'haha' to his message. ...Disgraceful..." (For details, see the message in Chapter 165 in 01.)
"Emm... If there is a bucket of handsome Kang's braised beef noodles... I'm willing to spend 100 yuan to buy it!"

eat, drink, sleep,

I watched some Indian TV dramas,
Even if this day is over...

Fortunately,

Shen Lang's stomachache healed on its own.

Around six o'clock the next afternoon,
James knocked on Shen Lang's door on time,

He is now decorated differently than in the morning,

Pale pink long-sleeved shirt,

On the head is a green turban!
What the hell is this green hat?

Shen Lang was astonished as a heavenly man,

"James...your family is in such a difficult situation...the wife is just hooking up guys, don't worry about it, there are no three-legged toads, and the two-legged daughter-in-law is running everywhere."

"Ah?" James looked confused, "What hooker?"

Shen Lang asked with a smile, "Why are you wearing a cuckold? It's that green scarf."

"Oh..." James smiled evilly, "Because we are going there to spend money soon, and the green headscarf means that I am a serious person!"

in India……

green means truth,

expresses the pursuit of knowledge,

Also means peace and hope.

When others see you so green, they probably won’t think you’re going to Pupule~
Shen Lang understood, "It's a cover-up..."

Enthusiastic James took out a brand new green turban from his bag,

"Boss Cheng, I also prepared a green scarf for you, would you like to wear it?"

Shen Lang shook his head like a rattle, "No, no, absolutely no, just wear it for your own size. Look at you, little green hat, you are a thief!"

"Oh... Boss Cheng, we can go now, we have already contacted a high-end place, hehehe."

"Oh ho ho ho... You are very good, James~"

(End of this chapter)