Chapter 155 Chapter 154

blue stick,

It's about the size... about the size of a long sword...

I don't even know what material it's made of.

It's soft to the touch... like a liquid...

But when you shake it hard,
This thing will become extremely hard again!
The infinite light in the eyes blooms,
Shen Lang nodded seriously,
"That's right, this is the sharpest weapon in the alien world! The blue stick! Hahaha!"

"Does it mean that if you hit the opponent with a stick, it will make other people dissolve?"

"Oh... Or maybe you can draw a circle... draw a time-travel portal like Doctor Strange did?"

【Host, this is the 'cleaning stick' issued by planet [-] in the recent cosmic year】

"Oh...the name is a cleaning stick, it looks even more awesome!"

"Is it a stick to violently destroy the enemy?"

[The specific function is to clean the indoor environment and remove dirt from the body surface]

"What do you say?"

[The specific function is to clean the indoor environment and remove dirt from the body surface]

"Okay...don't repeat..."

Shen Lang said that he disliked it.
"Damn... this is the cleaning tool used by aliens..."

Then poked the stick on the floor,

As a result, a transparent blue wave suddenly appeared on the head of the stick,
"I'm going... what is this?"

Shen Lang dragged the stick and walked around...

The floor suddenly became brighter,

Brand new than new floors!
"Black technology..."

And all the filth that was absorbed came into the stick body,

In a very short time...

The filth was decomposed and assimilated...

The stick is still so clean and blue,

Shen Lang tried to walk the stick on his arm,
The left arm suddenly became extremely white...a sharp contrast to the dark right arm!
"It also has the effect of whitening and skin care!" Shen Lang was completely convinced, "Everything that the alien old man throws away...is a treasure..."

Cleaned up the body again,
Shen Lang stood in front of the mirror and pinched his own face,

White and shiny...much cleaner than before...

"Hey, I still prefer that kind of wheat complexion...it looks a bit girly..."

Holding the 'cleaning stick', Shen Lang was in high spirits,

"Okay, I'll name you 'De-hacker' today! You will be my dedicated... cleaning tool from now on, hehehe~"

Compared to brooms, mops, and vacuum cleaners,

This black technology to 'remove blackmail' is even more powerful.

no matter how you think about it...

We are not at a loss either...

But going to the movie world for a year, it seems a little bit of a loss...

"Brother System, what is the mission?"

[The host has confirmed the acceptance of the task through the py transaction]

"??"

"Ahem... well... I'm speechless..."

[After accepting the task, the runaway scientist tasted the movie "I'm Not the God of Medicine", and the client hopes that the adventurer will go to the movie world to save people! 】

"Oh, it's just saving people~"

[Rescue one person can unlock all grade rewards! 】

"Haha, it's too simple."

Shen Lang frowned suddenly,

"Then I can return after saving one person?"

【Yes】

"Eh? It doesn't seem like it will take a year, hahaha."

[...Movie tickets have been purchased for the host and the movie will be played soon]

"I'm a big member, what kind of movie tickets do I want, and there is no such movie in the recent movies~"

Ignoring the system's mindless prompts,

Shen Lang held up the word 'removing black' and played around in the house,
This cleaning tool is really awesome...

And the hardness is also quite qualified!

You can smash the frozen pork in the refrigerator in half with a circle.
It is estimated that it is also an alien black technology,

It’s okay to use a baseball bat in a critical moment...

The inside of Shen Lang's room is not messy,

But he may not be happy to do a big cleaning once a month,

Some invisible corners have long been covered with dust...

Now I cleaned it up with 'De-Black',
Your own 'kennel' is instantly cleaner!

"Not bad……"

"It's a pity...it's not a smart thing..."

Throw the blackout into the corner casually,
The stick will stand up by itself,
After that, the light on the body surface dimmed!

This alien cleaning tool,

If it is sold on the market,

It should be regarded as a priceless treasure...

Went to the bathroom to take a cool shower,
Put on dark blue pajamas,

A pair of tan cotton slippers,
Shen Lang was so comfortable...

Take a can of cold beer from the fridge,

Step into your cozy little study room,
Sitting comfortably in front of my laptop,
Shen Lang started searching,

"Hey... I'm not the god of medicine? What kind of movie, I've never heard of it..."

"Ah? Why didn't Du Niang find it..."

"Well, there must be something wrong with my search posture!"

1 minute later...

"Huh? Huh? Or nothing?"

5 minute later...

Shen Lang scratched his dandruff frantically.
"Damn it! Why can't I find any information about this movie on the Internet!"

Could it be...

Could it be that this is a movie that hasn't been released yet!
"Brother System, what's going on?"

[The movie 'I'm Not the God of Medicine' has not been shown in the host's world]

"Ci'ao...then...I..."

Shen Lang fell to his knees on the ground,

If you can't grasp the plot of the movie in advance,

I'm a caterpillar adventurer...

Shen Lang hurriedly smiled apologetically,

"Oh, Brother System, it's just a movie... You can fix it for me..."

[Invalid behavior, according to the current quantum dispute rules of copyright in the big universe, there is no right to 'rectify' the host! 】

"Then I went in, didn't I get caught blind!"

【…】

Shen Lang smoked two cigarettes sullenly, "Ma's...I'm not the god of medicine...what's the name of the movie...that means you are the god of medicine! Is this movie about gods?"

suddenly looked up,

Shen Lang asked,
"Brother System, what movie ticket did you just say? What movie is about to start?"

【Serial Number: Z Parallel Universe 20180705】

[Time and space portal is ready]

"what?"

Shen Lang glanced around the study room in surprise,
I noticed something was wrong...

There is a bright light shining from the edge of the wooden door of the study room!

Pick up the phone and put it in the pocket,

Shen Lang took every step of the way...

slowly approaching...

Reach out and open the study door!
Shen Lang: "..." "(O_o)??"

Fuck XN...

By the way, it is no longer my own living room,

It's a... movie theater where people come and go?

You can see the girls at the cashier serving popcorn to the customers!
"Hush...huh..."

Shen Lang softened his eyes,
Make sure you're not mistaken again.

Anyway, he is also a person who has seen the world!

Quickly closed the wooden door,

Leaning his back against the gate,

Shen Lang was a little confused,

"Ha...huh...what's the situation, why is my living room connected to the cinema?"

Fingertips touched something strange,

Shen Lang took out the extra pieces of paper in his pocket,

"I'm going... this is..."

It's a movie ticket.

Movie time is recorded on it,

“我不是药神……2018年7月5号下午03:30……特价票……15元五……”

"Damn it, it's you who can get such a cheap ticket!"

"Wait a minute...movie...time-space portal!"

"This is for me to watch a movie in a parallel universe..."

The aloof system brother finally has a conscience,
【Host, the movie has already started】

"I rely on!"

(End of this chapter)

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