beijing fireworks

Chapter 1
It was only when he couldn't hold it in anymore that he thought of looking for the toilet. Every time he started late, Tian Xiaomi would secretly scold himself like this.

No matter how many times I have scolded myself, it will still be too late.

It's late again today.

Monday, March 2018, 3, BJ, 26:6 am.

Lishuiqiao Station of Metro Line 5.

At the same time as the last "di" warning sounded, Tian Xiaomi flew into the car with the breakfast milk in his hand.

Before standing still, the door was closed, and a familiar and annoying voice came from inside the car: "The front of the train is Lishuiqiao South Station. Passengers who get off the train, please prepare in advance. Do not lean on or hold on to the car door."

Tian Xiaomi turned around, faced the car door, and inserted the straw into the milk box.

Fortunately, she wasn't too close to others today. She wanted to finish her breakfast before the gang of car-squeezing madmen from Datun East Road Station came up.

It will be better after passing the Huixin West Street South Exit Station. Then I will take out the lip gloss and foundation from my bag and apply it on my face casually, then tie my ponytail again and it will be OK.Every time he gets up or sets out late, Tian Xiaomi will put breakfast and makeup on the subway.

Although eating is not allowed on the subway, there are still people eating from time to time. Who makes migrant workers suffer? They don’t even get enough sleep. How can they have time to sit at home and eat breakfast like those villains?
What's more, I just drink a carton of milk, which is much more civilized than those knights who ate pancakes and fruits and made half of the car smell like green onions.

On five to six working days a week, Tian Xiaomi would wake up late more than three times.

I just took a sip or two of the milk in the box when Lishuiqiao South Station arrived.

Four or five people squeezed up all at once, and it was obvious that people were already close to them, but those who hadn't squeezed into the car were still pushing hard, and when the door was about to close, some great god suddenly exerted force and knocked the few people in front of them away. In an instant, it was compressed into the car.

Tian Xiaomi was caught off guard, and the milk in the box was squeezed out, splashing her shoulders and chest.

"Stop squeezing, squeeze out all the milk from this girl!" the middle-aged man with glasses in front of Tian Xiaomi shouted, and a strong smell hit his nostrils, the smell of fried liver.

A few people laughed out loud.

"Rogue!" Tian Xiaomi cursed secretly in his heart, turned around with great effort, and turned his back to the man with glasses.

There are everyone on the subway, so I can't afford to be idle.

Xiaomi lowered his head and saw the miserable state of his clothes being splashed wet. What should he do?

The instigator of this catastrophe was the big coffin-shaped man who squeezed in last.

The middle-aged man with glasses is the culprit of the splashing incident. If he had held on to the pole to support it, this incident would not have happened. Not only did he not use his strength to support it, but he squeezed an arm against his hand holding milk Yes, he must have done it on purpose.

Finally met the legendary wretched subway man.

Tian Xiaomi realized that he had made a mistake and shouldn't turn around. If he didn't turn around, he only needed to protect his chest with his hands to ensure that he would not be violated.

But now his back was turned to the man with glasses, and the people in the car were close to each other. If he tried to do something stupid behind her, there would be no place to hide.

Having an idea, Tian Xiaomi immediately thought of a way, if you dare to use salty pig's hands, I will cut off your salty pig's feet!
The nerves of Tian Xiaomi's whole body tensed up, ready to give the opponent a fatal blow at any time, and the train passed several stations without paying attention.

When people are highly nervous, they will be particularly sensitive, even if it is a little trouble.

What Xiaomi was worried about still happened.

The wretched man finally made a move, he poked his own ass with his finger and moved slowly!

Xiaomi took a deep breath, and according to the coping method he had thought of just now, he raised his right foot and stomped back fiercely.

"Ouch!" A man screamed from behind.

Tian Xiaomi quickly turned around, preparing to give the opponent another black eye with stars all over the sky.

This was something I had just thought of and rehearsed in my mind several times.

But when she turned around halfway, she felt something was wrong. She saw the man with glasses, and he had already squeezed into the middle of the carriage.

The person behind it is not him, but another salty pig!
After turning around completely, Tian Xiaomi was dumbfounded.

It wasn't a finger that poked my butt, but an umbrella sticking out of an aunt's shoulder bag!It's still on my stomach right now.

"Ouch, whoop..." A fat young man's face was deformed by grinning in pain.

Tian Xiaomi lowered her head, it was too crowded, and she couldn't see which foot was stamped by herself.

The train's station announcement came: "We have arrived at Huixin West Street South Entrance Station. Passengers who want to transfer to Line 10 please get off here. Starting from Huixin West Street South Entrance Station, the train will open the left door..."

There were a lot of people getting out of the car, and there were not too few people getting on. The fat guy shouted in a Beijing accent: "Slow down, there are wounded people." He was squeezed two meters away from Xiaomi by a few people who had just come up. The place.

The train started, as usual, after passing this station, although there were still many people, at least there was no need for people to stick to them.

Tian Xiaomi raised his feet and looked at the fat boy from the gap between the heads. He was still grinning there. Looking at the tall guy, it hurts so badly. Xiaomi began to feel scared.

The kid was grinning and humming while staring at himself with his small eyes from time to time, probably because he was afraid that he would run away at the station.

When the train arrived at the Lama Temple, it was a little more relaxed. Xiaomi squeezed across from the young man, and when he looked down, he realized that he had gotten into trouble.

Oh my god, it's not even April yet, and this kid is actually wearing a pair of slippers barefoot. The weather isn't so warm yet, right?

The wound was a little above the big toe and the second toe, a hole-like wound, obviously caused by the thin heel of his high-heeled shoes.

I don't usually wear high heels, but I put them on specially for the new leader to take office. I didn't expect such a thing to happen.

"Ouch, this is really encountering Yanmahu (the BJ people's name for bats) in broad daylight, what the hell is this?" the young man muttered.

The blood that flowed out had stained the first two toes red, and it looked like a serious injury, but it seemed that it had stopped flowing out.

"Why do you wear slippers..." This sentence was originally muttered by Xiaomi in his heart, but it accidentally came out of his mouth, it was really a hell.

"Hey! What's wrong with my slippers? Is it against the law? Even if I break the law, it's not up to you to punish me, right?" The young man became unhappy, and his Beijing accent became thicker.

That's bad, this guy looks like a social person, so he bumped into a local gangster, right?
As the young man shouted, the eyes of the people around him suddenly focused on the two of them. The newcomers didn't know what happened. When they saw the bleeding feet, their eyes immediately lit up. It was so lively. ah!
The people of the Celestial Dynasty love to be lively, and everyone on the earth knows it.

The aunt carrying the umbrella was still there, but she didn't show any enthusiasm. She looked at the world with a cold expression.

"I, that's not what I mean, I'm..., I'm sorry." Tian Xiaomi whispered.

"Don't worry, I won't say it's okay." Of course the young man was not happy, maybe it hurt, he grinned again.

Why is this guy talking like that?

There's someone in trouble.

"Brother, I'm sorry, I really didn't mean it." Xiaomi said timidly.

"Isn't it intentional to be so steady and ruthless?" The young man raised his face and squinted at Xiaomi.

"I, I stepped on the wrong person." Tian Xiaomi felt his face was going to turn red.

"You can call it stomping or kicking. You can't just step on it. You can't step on such a big flower if you step on it. Your Chinese was taught by the porter, right?"

The young man has to be reasonable and unforgiving, and even hurt the Master. Is his Chinese so bad? He didn't even send a physical education teacher, but sent an old porter?
I really can't laugh at this situation.

"Brother, you..., can you tell me what to do?" Tian Xiaomi was so anxious that she was about to cry.

"What should I do? You said what to do, you have something to do, understand?" Although the voice was a little lower this time, but what he said... was not a good thing.

"I was wrong, brother, I'm sorry." Tian Xiaomi really cried this time, muttering in her heart, it's over, it's over, it's over now, but I wish you good luck.

"Come on, can you stop crying? I feel dizzy when I see a woman doing tricks. Where do you get off?" The young man softened his tone when he saw Xiaomi's pitiful look.

Tian Xiaomi didn't know what he meant: "What?"

"Wherever you play, I will play there. We have to go to see a doctor."

"Oh, I'm under Chongwen sect."

"What I mean is, if you want to be in Dongdan, let's go to Xiehe Hospital, and if you're in Chongwenmen, let's go to BJ Hospital. It seems that you are also in a hurry to go to work. I understand from your nearest hospital?"

"Thank you, brother..."

"Okay, now that you're crying and aggrieved, why don't you think about it before you make a black move? If it weren't for your good attitude, you'd be waiting to go bankrupt."

"I'll accompany you to see a doctor, I won't go to work." Tian Xiaomi looked at him helplessly.

The young man froze for a moment: "Come on, don't be afraid, I won't blackmail you."

Tian Xiaomi hadn't answered the call yet, and an aunt next to her quit: "It's outrageous, you still want to blackmail someone? Such a big man bullied a little girl, and he kept apologizing to you for a long time, and you kept saying Talk about scaring people!"

"That's right, it's not enough to apologize to you, and even if someone asks for a phone number, it's not a good person at first sight, it's really embarrassing to us BJ people!" Another aunt also spoke.

"What's the word? What's wrong with BJ people? BJ people should be stepped on casually. Try stepping on you. Besides, when did I ask for her phone number? Isn't this Hu Lele like a dog on a leash? "

This sentence made everyone angry, and the aunt with the umbrella in the bag quit: "Didn't your mother teach you how to talk to the elders?"

"Eldest sister, you are ashamed to say that it was the broken umbrella in your bag that scratched the rear of the car that caused this incident!"

"Why did I get into trouble? I pulled someone's rear end. Is there a car here? Nonsense, you are not a good thing at first glance!" Auntie was angry, and she raised her hand to hit someone, maybe she would scratch people.

"Don't fight, don't fight, it's all my fault, don't fight." Tian Xiaomi cried.

"Don't get out of the car with him, he looks like a philanderer!" the aunt said again.

Tian Xiaomi was born with a baby face, big eyes, long eyelashes and small dimples. Although this life is not destined for peerless beauty, she also has her own unique advantages.

She is so cute when she laughs, and the pitiful face when she cries can move the world, especially the love and love of aunts.

Amidst the uproar, Chongwenmen arrived.

Tian Xiaomi thanked her aunt and aunts and then limped out of the car with the young man. From behind, an aunt shouted: "Girl, don't leave the station, call the police first!"

(End of this chapter)