League of Legends Ultimate Pretending System

Chapter 6 Don't Guess Women's Thoughts, Men's Are The Same

Sophie's eyes were wide open, and she had not yet reacted to being kissed secretly. Then Li Xiuer said something outrageous for no reason, and her mind was full of questions. .

?This guy kissed me forcefully just now?Should I slap him?What did he mean by what he said?This guy kissed me forcefully and asked me to be quiet?He is interested in me?No, I always knew he was interested in me, but I wasn't interested in him.

What does he mean?He wanted to know if I was interested in him, so he kissed me to test it out?No, if I was interested in him, I would have shown it long ago, so is there any need for him to try?Is he smart enough?Can you guess that I'm not interested in him?

It’s okay if I can guess correctly, but if I can’t guess but I guess wrong, and mistakenly think that I am interested in him, then it will be troublesome.

By the way, is this slap still slapping?I shouldn't have hesitated just now!I should decisively throw it on his face to let him know that my mother is not easy to provoke, but it has been a while, it seems a bit late to slap now, will he laugh at me for too long a reflex arc?
I was afraid that he would laugh at me if I slapped it, and I couldn't swallow it if I didn't slap me. Sophie felt like she was sitting on pins and needles.

No, you still have to fan!Thinking of this, Sophie raised her hand and slapped Li Xiuer's face.

When Li Xiuer heard Gou's words, "What's the use of being fierce?", Li Xiu'er was so angry that he jumped up from the bed and cursed, "Okay, you Gou, what are you doing?" No, it’s No. 1, right? I’m going to..." Before I finished speaking, I was slapped on the buttocks, making a loud "snap" sound.

Li Xiuer was stunned. What he wanted to say was suppressed by this slap. What does this woman mean?pat my ass?flirt?This progress is too fast, I am not ready at all, what do you mean?hint?No, this should be regarded as an explicit statement. Could it be that...she doesn't look like a casual woman.

Li Xiuer shook his head.

Sophie was also stunned. She struggled for a long time, and finally made up her mind to slap Li Xiuer to avenge the forced kiss, but she didn't expect Li Xiuer to jump up from the bed with a "whoosh" Oh, I accidentally slapped Li Xiuer on the ass with my slap in the face, and the most outrageous thing was that I made a loud sound.

It's over, the misunderstanding has deepened now, Sophie secretly scolded herself for being too careless, next time she will decisively slap her across the face, no, there can't be a next time!no way!

The four eyes met, and the atmosphere was slightly awkward.

The two tried to figure out each other's thoughts, and neither of them dared to open their mouths before they had thoroughly analyzed the situation, for fear of being at a disadvantage.

In the end, it was Li Xiuer who broke the silence first. Seeing Sophie's cheeks flushed, he didn't speak. He might have hurt her unintentionally, so he decided to apologize first, as a woman, he had to coax her.

"Then what, you may not believe me when I tell you, I didn't kiss you on purpose, this person has been sitting for a long time, his waist is not good, and he slipped to his waist accidentally, and it happened to 'rub' your face, don't mind Ah, just pretend it never happened!" Li Xiuer said pretending to be confident.

Hearing Li Xiuer's apology, Gou laughed out loud, and sneered wildly: "Hahaha, you might as well not say it, is this called an apology? I laughed so hard, I, Gou, just said it." I've never seen you so bad at chatting with girls."

Li Xiuer rubbed the back of his head and asked, "Did I apologize in the wrong way?"It doesn’t seem like I made a mistake in what I said.

After hearing Li Xiuer's words, Sophie became even more angry.

What is meant by "I didn't kiss on purpose" and what is meant by "just pretend it never happened".

Does this mean that I have no charm at all?Did you touch it accidentally?This guy is too blind, I don’t know how many people around me are chasing after my old lady? He Li Xiuer actually said "I didn't kiss on purpose", and "Just pretend it never happened"

"Just pretend it never happened" shouldn't be said by the old lady, since the old lady is obviously the victim, okay?To let him speak first, I was really mad at my wife.

Also, such excuses as flashing your waist are too outrageous. Sophie still really doesn't believe that there is such a coincidence in the world that someone can flash her waist and take a sip on her face. Too much deception!
"Li! Xiu! Two! Don't go too far." Sophie almost gritted her teeth and said the words Li Xiu'er.

Li Xiuer didn't understand what he did wrong at all.

This woman is so weird, she slapped my ass just now, and then she said I was weird, so she was weird. Well, forget it, a big man, we can’t be as knowledgeable as her, just admit it and accept it. Forget about it.

Thinking of this, Li Xiuer organized his words in his mind, thinking that he must choose his words carefully this time, so that Sophie could feel the sincerity of his apology.

Okay, okay, no matter what you are angry about, it is my fault, forgive me, okay?

It shouldn't be a problem if you say it like this, right?Li Xiu thought about it.

At this moment, Gou's despicable voice sounded again.

"Beep, congratulations to the host for triggering the adventure."

Li Xiuer took a deep breath, and responded in his mind: "I warn you, you dog, don't bully others too much, my patience has a limit." pit.

This is really weird. What's going on with everyone today? Why does it feel like the whole world is targeting me, Mr. Li?

Hey, it's strange, why should I call myself like someone Gou.

"Beep, report to the host, adventures are different from missions. If you don't complete the missions, you will be punished, but you can choose to accept or not to accept the adventures. You can get [-] pretense points for completing the adventures, and there is no handling fee." I guarantee with my reputation, Gou, that this adventure is not a scam!" Seemingly knowing what Li Xiuer was thinking, Gou laughed.

"You, Gou, have a reputation as a hammer, but since you can choose to accept it or not, you can talk about it first, and I will consider whether to accept it or not." Li Xiuer spat.

"Beep, report to the host, the name of this adventure is 'Returning the Way to the Other', all you need to do is..." Someone Gou said.

Li Xiuer interrupted him: "Stop, stop, stop, don't give me all those fancy things, just talk in human terms, just say what is the condition for the completion of this adventure."

Gou said calmly: "It's very simple, the host just got slapped on the ass, all you need to do is..."

"I really want to gag your mouth with a telegraph pole. Are you doing this? I just figured out how to apologize for the forced kiss, and you want me to take it back again, and I will take it later What else do you want to do? Do you still have to let me discuss the philosophy of life with her? Co-authoring is going to kill me today, right? Love whoever, I won’t serve you anymore, what kind of trash adventure is this? I won't answer, get out."

(End of this chapter)