League of Legends Ultimate Pretending System

Chapter 22 The Base

"I threw thunder!"

Li Xiuer cursed loudly.

Yuan Yuyi, who was driving in front, was so frightened that he shuddered: "What's wrong?"

"It's okay...haha."

He said it was fine, but in his heart he had already greeted the eighteen generations of Gou's ancestors over and over again.

Glasses?

watch?

keyboard?

Heh, such a few broken things are still so expensive, it's better to eat a few meals of fat house happy pot!
Gou said calmly: "Hey, don't panic, listen to me slowly sophistry, explain slowly."

"Make it up, keep making it up, young master, let me see what kind of a big lie you can make up, ah!" Li Xiuer took out a cigarette from his bag, stretched it to a place where Yuan Jieyi could see it, and asked again: "Do you mind?"

Yuan Jieyi glanced at it, frowned slightly, but still said: "You smoke, just open the car window."

"Yeah." Lowering the window, Li Xiuer sucked the butt of his cigarette while listening to Gou's lustful words in his mind.

This was the first cigarette he smoked after traveling to Blue Star.

Familiar taste.

"This happy mirror in the fat house is not an ordinary glasses, it is a combination of the world..." Someone Gou's cheap voice sounded.

"Keep it barren and let it gather the great achievements of the heaven and the earth. My young master, I can also absorb the essence of the sun and the moon. How come, my young master, if I wear it, can I cultivate immortality and seek longevity?" Li Xiuer sarcastically sneered.

"Don't underestimate this pair of glasses, it's a gold frame after all..." Gou said weakly.

"Oh? So, it's worth a small amount of money?" After Li Xiuer heard the word "gold", he raised his eyebrows and thought to himself, if it's worth a small amount of money, it's not so useless, at least it can be sold in a gold shop. .

But for a full 100 points of pretentiousness, just change it to a gold border?Li Xiuer thinks and loses whatever he wants.

Gou raised his speaking speed this time, so as not to be interrupted by Li Xiuer: "Not only does it have a gold wire frame and a beautiful appearance, but wearing it will increase your dynamic vision. For example, if you call someone else Tennis, in the eyes of others, the ball only flies in the air for one second, so he must catch the ball within one second, and the time to think is very short, but in your eyes, the ball flies in the air for two seconds, that is Saying that if your dynamic vision is good, then everything will look slower than others, and you will have more thinking time than others, and you will be better than others in the way of processing."

After Li Xiuer heard about the "dynamic vision", he gave up the idea of ​​selling this fat house happy mirror, and said: "That is to say, for example, the blind monk's Tianyinbo, the leopard girl's javelin, the robot's hook, etc. I can dodge better with these skills that require flying, which is equivalent to the automatic positioning of the script?"

"To be precise, it can't be called a script. It can only be said that to a certain extent, it improves your MISS level of non-directional skills. When non-directional skills face you, the hit rate will be greatly reduced, but it is also It's not [-]% evasion, because it's the human brain that makes the judgment, not the script that the machine calculates to get a foolproof route." Gou said slowly.

"That said, it's a bit useful. What about the other two? They shouldn't be ordinary objects, right?" Li Xiuer suddenly began to have a sense of anticipation for the things in the mall.

"This Fat House Happy Watch does not help you in the game, but it can help you in life. Hehe, it is mainly used to cooperate with you in pretending. You know, once you take the initiative to pretend successfully, the rewards you will get Act aggressively, but no handling fee will be deducted!" Gou smiled meanly.

"What kind of combination? This watch doesn't look very cool and domineering." Li Xiuer carefully looked at the Fat House Happy Watch in his mind.

"Hey Hey······"

"What the hell are you talking about, laughing and laughing!"

"This watch is made of 24K pure gold. Just looking at it from a distance will make people feel dazzling. You put it on your wrist and gently shake your wrist, and the golden light will fly all over the room... "..." Gou said cheerfully, as if he could already see the shocked eyes of the people in the room.

The same is true for Li Xiuer, he seemed to be able to see the eyes of people in the room looking at fools, and spat: "Young master is not an upstart, why are you giving me a whole gold watch!"

Someone Gou continued: "Hey, if you don't like its light, then I believe you will like its music! It can make you a man with BGM! Imagine, when you come out, everyone Greeting you at the door, and your watch emits a golden light, the whole person is like a god descending from the earth, and it will also play 'Nong Move Nong Annoy Nong Tired Through Sui Sui Ba Yao, To Zun Liu Thia Ganzi-billion ~ Steady beating, copying, ya, Pinqiulou'."

On... Shanghai Beach?Does such a song with a sense of age really fit Xiaoye's identity?
"Hey, people nowadays like classics, nostalgia, and retro, and they don't care about fashion anymore, okay? The older your BGM is, the more it can reflect your noble identity and elegant temperament. It's like a classical aristocrat "..." Gou chattered a lot.

Li Xiuer's ears felt awkward!It's embarrassing!He asked suspiciously: "Really?"

"Believe me, I'm Gou's taste is right! Today is your first day at the base, and it's extremely important to leave a deep impression on everyone!" Gou said earnestly.

The car stopped.

Yuan Jieyi turned his head and glanced at Li Xiuer: "The base is here, Mr. Li, please."

Li Xiuer nodded and hurriedly said to Gou: "It's too late, hurry up, buy this watch for me!"

"Congratulations to the host, the fat house happy watch has been successfully purchased, and 100 points of pretense will be deducted."

As soon as the words were finished, a shiny golden watch appeared on the back seat, right next to Li Xiuer.

Li Xiuer quickly put it on his wrist: "Well, it's quite comfortable."

I thought it would be pretty good for my amazing appearance later on, my lord, right?Leader Yuan kept a stern face all day long, wondering if there were any other beautiful and gentle ladies in the base!Hey... Hey hey.

Li Xiuer dragged a suitcase and followed behind Yuan Jieyi.

The three English letters of LGM are pasted on the outer wall. From a distance, it is as high as five floors.

For some reason, when Yuan Jieyi returned to the LGM base, it was like a different person.

"Now that you have arrived at the base, you have to obey the management of the club like other team members. After a while, go to your dormitory to put things away, and then go to the first floor to browse the rules and regulations of the LGM club."

Although she was cold and rarely smiled before, Li Xiuer felt that after she returned to the base, she even spoke with a chill, which made Li Xiuer feel a chill down her spine and a bad feeling in her heart.

(End of this chapter)