League of Legends Ultimate Pretending System

Chapter 2 Someone?
"Dog someone? What a bad idea."

In this world, there are people who give themselves such stupid names, oh no, a system?

Li Xiuer was shocked.

"It's not a little wolfdog, it's a dog that lives and doesn't want to be given away!" someone corrected Gou.

"I don't care if it's a husky, Alaska, or Akita. Tell me about the host, the contract, the binding, what the hell are they?" Li Xiuer asked impatiently.

"Ahem, to put it simply, you traveled to a parallel world, and I was also traveling, but because your travel disrupted my magnetic field, I failed to travel. If I don't find the host within 1 minute, Then my system will be formatted, which is equivalent to the death of you humans." Someone Gou replied.

"Then why don't you find Sophie as your host?" Li Xiuer asked, picking his nostrils. Sophie next to him saw Li Xiuer picking his nostrils, and quickly turned away with a look of disdain on his face.

Someone Gou replied again: "That's no nonsense, if you are reborn, you can choose, you choose to be a man or a woman, choose you as the host, isn't your first perspective much better than Sophie's first perspective?" , hey, hey hey."

"Wow, you are so wretched, you are the embodiment of hero and chivalry, beauty and wisdom coexist!" Li Xiuer scorned.

Gou was giggling for a while: "Don't underestimate me, let me tell you, I'm so awesome, so many people want me to enter their bodies and find them as hosts in their dreams! I don’t even want to, it’s cheap for you to be my host!”

"What kind of awesome method?" Li Xiuer became interested when he heard it, and thought that maybe this Gou didn't lie to him.

Clearing his throat in Li Xiuer's mind, Gou said seriously: "I can let you stand on the top of this planet! Go to the pinnacle of life, sit on the CEO, marry Bai Fumei, punch Nanshan Nursing Home, kick your feet!" Kick off Beihai Kindergarten and step into the Western Paradise.”

Li Xiuer interrupted: "Fuck you, you just stepped into the Western Paradise? Your whole family has stepped into the Western Paradise. It's fine if you are in a nursing home or kindergarten. I'm not so vulgar. Then what kind of CEO Bai Fumei is at the pinnacle of life? You Tell me about it in detail."

Gou said sternly: "I will issue a task for you, as long as you complete the task I issued, you will be rewarded! It will also increase your pretense value, which can be used to buy anything in the mall, such as a Ferrari Lamborghini, Bugatti, Veyron, Pagani, airplanes, cannons, whatever."

Li Xiu was thinking about where this is going. Why don't you just say aircraft carrier? There is no way to say: "Stop, stop, what about airplanes and cannons? Now is the era of peace in a society ruled by law! Focus on talking about Ferrari." .”

Someone Gou smashed and said, "Anyway, it's a luxury car villa company, and you can have everything you want."

Li Xiuer said noncommittally: "Blow off, you can brag so hard, I will just watch you pretending to be cool."

Gou said angrily: "You don't believe me, Gou!?"

Li Xiuer crossed his legs in his mind: "Why don't you listen to what you said is human language? You also made me believe that it is a mule or a horse, so it needs to be taken out for a walk. If you are really capable, you can Let me open my eyes!"

Gou responded, "Okay, I'll let you Li Xiuer know how powerful I am Gou!"

"Beep, beep, beep, danger, the elementary cheat book "Prince Skills" has been taught successfully, please confirm with the host."

Li Xiuer's mind was flooded with a dense pile of texts, videos, and experiences.

"What the hell is this? EQ2 combo? Doesn't explain the combo? EQ flash? EQ flash Z flashing, knocking into the air, then Tiamat, then A, then sky crashing and earth shattering, instantly exploding and spiraling into the sky?"

"That's it?" Li Xiuer almost died of laughter,
"Your system is not very good, it's at this level? Who the hell can't do it? EQ flashes and combos without explanations are fine. Although I was a silver cub in my previous life, I have never eaten pork or seen pigs running Is it? Although it doesn’t succeed every time, but once you become proficient, you can occasionally use it successfully. You even passed on your fucking EQ2 as a cheat book to me? Who do you look down on?” Li Xiuer felt that his IQ was pushed to the ground Rubbed hard.

Gou smiled charmingly: "You don't know that, Blue Star is different from your previous world. Although LOL is very popular here, LOL has even joined the Olympic Games, and there are many countries that have opened LOL universities, but this The level of LOL in the world, how should I put it, hehehe, you know."

Li Xiuer curled his lips: "If you fart, let it go! How about keeping it in your mouth for health?"

Gou was not angry at all, and said meanly: "The level of LOL in this world is extremely low! It can be said to be ridiculously low, exaggeratedly low, terrifyingly low! So low that with me, I can let you do whatever you want! The professional LOL players in this world don’t even know how to use Prince’s EQ2! Do you know how scary it is, hehe.”

Li Xiuer felt that he had been fooled: "You fart, no matter how low you are, can't you be in EQ2?"

Gou pouted: "Didn't you tell me to fart, and I really didn't lie to you. If you don't believe me, you'll know if you beat yourself up?"

Did this Gou have no good intentions to trick me on purpose, trying to make me look ugly in the live broadcast?
Sophie's account has already been launched. Li Xiuer looked at the ranks. The Honor Gold 5 is not too far behind her own strength. Sophie has been broadcasting for several minutes here. Forget it, let's play with my strength first. Give it a try.

Thinking of this, Li Xiuer nodded to Sophie, expressing that he was ready and could start fighting at any time.

Sophie happily gave Li Xiuer a smile, pointed to the play button, and indicated that Li Xiuer could start solo queue.

Mouse click, play.

Entering the queue, it is estimated to be 10 seconds, and it is said to be 10 seconds, but in fact, people are already in the queue as soon as you click on it.

After clicking accept, Li Xiuer entered the room.

start bp.

It seems that there are indeed a lot of people who play LOL in Blue Star, and the first time they get in, Li Xiu thought to himself.

In the BP stage, due to the low tiers, both sides chose heroes based on their own preferences. They did not choose heroes with strong versions or who could match their teammates.

Li Xiuer got the prince jungler on the blue side.

The blue team's lineup is top laner Shiren, jungler Prince, mid laner Yasuo, ADC Ize, and auxiliary robot.

The red lineup is top laner Shen, jungler Lee Sin, mid laner Annie, ADC Xiaopao, and support Pyro.

From the perspective of the lineup, it is not particularly easy to fight. If it is aimed at the bottom lane or invading the wild area, the opponent's top laner has a big move after level 6. The small cannon has W rocket jump and the big move Destroy Shot can save life, and assists Pyro's passive blazing The ejection of Yan and the big move Flamestorm can also be easily ejected when facing three people + passively hit high AOE range damage.

In the case of mid laner Annie, although I can use EQ2 to let Yasuo take the ultimate move to control, but Annie's high damage has a chance to replace Yasuo. If the head is changed, Yasuo's role in the later stage is not as great as Annie, and the top lane is a Shen, it must be pure meat, and it doesn't make much sense to catch him.

It seems that this game is not very easy to play, let's go wild first, after playing Red Level 2, see if there is a chance to catch a wave, help teammates catch a flash or something, after Li Xiuer's analysis, the game interface is also 100% loaded, all Everyone is in the game.

The barrage starts to scroll.

"Wow, is Feifei going to play Prince today! It's rare to see Feifei playing before, looking forward to ing." - netizen Aifei Pingshen

"Prince is a hero with good GANK ability. If you have a big move at level 6, you can catch people." - Netizen Mozhuanquan
"Heh, how can a girl play well with such a macho hero?" —— Netizen burly guy with a height of 1.8 meters [-]

"I bet a bag of spicy strips, she will give a blood at the beginning of the game!" - Netizen God of Gamblers Zhou Runhua
(End of this chapter)