League of Legends Ultimate Pretending System

Chapter 169 Yasuo's Jungle

"You fucking human!?"

"I'm not human at all."

"Master, don't want your ragtag pretense to be worth it, can you? I want my 500 million!"

"No."

"...You are so good, you can handle the money in my card? I really don't believe it..."

Before Li Xiuer could speak, a text message came.

"Hello, dear customer, your savings card ending in XXXX has spent 50000 RMB, and the balance is 25128920 RMB."

???

Gou said helplessly: "Oh, why don't you cry when you don't see the coffin? I've donated 5 yuan to the children in poor mountainous areas for you. Don't be too grateful to me."

Li Xiuer suddenly calmed down.

MD, this guy really buckles what he says, what should I do?
Are you really going to select Yasuo as a jungler in the MSI quarter-finals? ? ?

Or play T1?

I am so annoyed······

When Li Xiuer was in despair, someone Gou said: "Then I have a long-lost book..."

"Don't talk about it, I'll buy it, I'll use all the pretense points in the mall to buy this broken cheat book of yours!"

Without even thinking about it, Li Xiuer knew that this must be Yasuo's skill again.

In order to keep the few taels of money he had earned with great difficulty, the man of more than 700 feet also needs to temporarily bow his head to the evil forces.

A burst of wretched laughter came: "Haha, refreshing!"

The mechanical sound of the system sounded.

"Beep, the host has comprehended the secret book "Hazage""

Before the words were finished, an overwhelming amount of information flooded into Li Xiuer's mind.

For a moment, he only felt that his Ren and Du's two veins had been opened up, as if he had mastered some indescribable skills invisibly.

Li Xiuer was a little uneasy, why didn't this cheat book mention specific operations?
Until now, he still doesn't know what he has learned!

Li Xiuer asked: "Hey, Gou, what advanced skills are in this "Ha Sa Ge"?"

"call······"

Fall asleep again, I pooh!Run away after cheating the young master.

"Choose, what are you doing?"

All ten players on the field have finished choosing heroes, and only Li Xiuer is left.

Weishen saw that he didn't respond for a long time, and the countdown to choose a hero was only 5 seconds left.

Li Xiuer suddenly asked: "Brother Meng, can I use Yasuo to fight wild?"

The AI ​​commentary is explaining with the voice of a well-known voice actor.

The other host is Poison Tongue Kun, who has ten years of commentary experience. People in the world call him Brother Kun.

Here at Brother Kun, no matter what your operation is, it will be summed up in two words "basic exercise".

Brother Kun frowned, staring intently at the hero selection interface of the player whose ID is LGMxiuer at the moment, he asked curiously: "I don't know what kind of hero this jungler will choose? It is said that his blind monk and spider are quite good. Great, has played countless basic skills, it is worth looking forward to."

"Fuck!? Yasuo!? Locked... Locked!" AI voice actor exclaimed!Because this AI is quite cowhide, it understands some human emotions, such as shocked JPG!

Brother Kun was also dumbfounded, and two words floated out of his mouth: "Ji... this can't be done, can it?"

Of course, Li Xiuer dared to lock Yasuo after obtaining the unanimous consent of other teammates and coaches.

He is naturally out of trust in Gou, knowing that although Gou is pretending to be bullying, he will definitely not harm himself in this kind of big right and wrong. The cheat book "Scattered to" has its uses.

As for the LGM players, coach Chen Ze and assistant coach Wang Yao, it was out of trust in this young man.

Tears filled Li Xiuer's eyes: "I didn't expect that I was so reliable in everyone's hearts that I could use Yasuo to fight wildly. I am so touched..."

Yuan Jieyi was smiling, sitting very close to the player's seat, just watching Li Xiuer quietly, and then she beckoned to Li Xiuer from the air.

Li Xiu'er moved his gaze over and saw Yuan Jieyi making a movement of wiping his neck slowly with his hand like a knife.

He swallowed on the spot and his vest felt cold. Li Xiuer naturally knew what Yuan Yuiyi meant.

She was saying: "Play, yes, if you lose, I will kill you!"

The moment when Li Xiuer locked Yasuo.

The audience was silent at first.

Immediately there was deafening thunderous applause.

For the line "hasa ​​to", there is no generation gap among LOL players all over the world.

"If you are my teammate and you choose Yasuo, then don't bother."

"If you choose Yasuo on the opposite side, I will bother you if you show it, but if you give it away, it will be fine."

However, if you are in the MSI quarter-finals, you are still facing the LCK No. 1 seed T[-].

Pull out Yasuo.

Not yet on the way.

It's for Yasuo to play jungle.

So, me as a viewer.

But don't laugh too happily hahahaha.

I believe this is the mentality of most audiences online and offline at the moment.

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The few domestic LPL teams that failed to qualify for MSI were also sitting in front of the screen at the moment, all stunned.

Seeing Li Xiuer take out Yasuo to fight in the jungle, they were full of question marks.

"What are you doing?"

It is already evening in China, and there is a time difference with Europe.

Hu Che, who had just finished a busy day of work, took a sip of tea and wet the pile of documents in front of him.

He frowned and stared at BP on the screen without saying a word.

What is this kid doing?

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Several members of the second team of LGM were also sitting in front of the computer at the moment, and of course they were all dragged by the dark man Liu Fei to be the fans of the first team.

Liu Fei is now the second blower, and he would say to everyone, "My brother Li Xiuer is so coquettish", "How my brother Xiuer and I bombed the Hanbok king group in double rows back then", "My brother... ···”

At this moment, when he saw Li Xiuer take out Yasuo to fight in the jungle, he instantly petrified.

The teenagers in the second team also cast doubtful glances at him, as if they were asking, "Does your brother have something?"

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BP is over, the first game of LGM is on the blue side, and T1 is on the red side.

LGM lineup: top laner Ornn, mid laner Clockwork, jungler Yasuo, ADC Kai'Sa, support Titan.

T1 lineup: top laner Jess, mid laner Kaka, wild boar girl, ADC Ize, support Thresh.

Not to mention the other viewers and commentators, even the opponent T1, after seeing the opponent's jungler take out Yasuo, Monk Zhang Er was puzzled, wondering if this is LGM's secret weapon?Taking it out is going to be earth-shattering.

Games start.

Li Xiuer said silently, "Steady and steady, I want to control how much I send."

He was too afraid that he would be like other Yasuo players, once he flew out, he would not be able to stop, and he would never return.

To be on the safe side, Li Xiu learned Q at the second level, and with the help of Kai'Sa and Tai Tan, she became popular regularly.

Well, everything looks normal so far.

Then, after playing red and rising to level 2, he learned the E skill in seconds.

Wait, is there some kind of energy in the dark that makes my fingers uncontrollable?
Suddenly, when Yasuo was walking up the wild area after playing red, when he passed F6, he was out of control and put an EQ second combo on a chick in the past.

"biu!"

Yasuo opened F6 in a row with EQ, and then he didn't kill it. He just slipped away and went to the three wolves. He lost a large tube of blood for nothing.

Li Xiuer looked towards the auditorium with a guilty conscience.

Sure enough, Yuan Jieyi already had a sullen face, took a deep breath, and then stared at Li Xiuer.

If eyes could kill, Li Xiuer would be out of his wits by now.

"Goou... You are planning to kill me."

　rank don't try

　　
　
(End of this chapter)