League of Legends Ultimate Pretending System

Chapter 145 GODW
Li Xiuer's brain was working rapidly, and he was frantically recalling what IDs the four emperors and four girls had the last time they played together.

"Milk of the Storm"

"Moose Crashing"

"Little Tiger Tooth"

"Lemons are not cute"

"Super Fierce QWQ"

"Nanako"

"The Great Wine Sakura Demon King TAT"

Except for His Royal Highness Wan Wan who is right in front of me at this moment, it seems that these IDs are correct, but Li Xiuer really can't remember who is who.

Although we made an appointment to watch a movie and eat hot pot some time ago, Li Xiuer had no sense of presence throughout the whole process, and he didn't say a few words to them at all, let alone distinguish who was who.

But if he didn't say anything else, he was really afraid that His Royal Highness would eat him alive, so he had to go to the doctor in a hurry, and said casually: "It's you!"

His Royal Highness Wanwan was startled, his eyes suddenly enlarged, and then he looked at Li Xiuer suspiciously.

Li Xiuer was in a state of desperation, wondering how to justify himself, when he saw Liu Hao who took out a bag of snacks from his suitcase and walked to the door.

Li Xiuer hurriedly added: "Liu Hao likes you! I told him for him! If you don't believe me, ask him!" After finishing speaking, Li Xiuer turned his head, stretched out a finger, and pointed at the back of His Royal Highness Wanwan, who was just in the At the door of the room, Liu Hao was in a daze.

Liu Hao:? ? ?
I live in a fucking room by myself, it’s too boring to think about it, so I came to chat with you, as a show of sincerity, I even brought some snacks for you to eat, you two are good, what is this acting Once out?Have you arranged it for me?
His Royal Highness Wanwan turned his head first, and saw behind him a man with snacks in his hands and eyes blurred. He was standing at the door, and he couldn't move in or out for a while, just standing there like a god , it seems that Li Xiuer didn't fool himself, he wanted to "make friends out of nothing", and while he was running around, he was smart!
His Royal Highness Wanwan turned sideways again, so that Li Xiuer and Liu Hao, the two guys who didn't know who "had evil intentions", were within his sight at the same time, so as not to fall into this guy's trick of diverting the tiger away from the mountain.

His Highness Wanwan said doubtfully: "Who is that? We met last time. We had hot pot and watched a movie last time. You seemed to be sitting next to me. Is what Li Xiuer said true?"

With a stick in his throat, Liu Hao gave Li Xiuer a look of "What are you doing? Why do you involve me?"

Li Xiu'er understood Liu Hao's eyes, and responded with a look of "Jianghu rescue, brother hold on".

How dare these two bastards flirt with each other in front of my old lady?Don't you take loli seriously?His Highness Wanwan coughed, then rubbed his fists, and said seriously: "I want to declare in advance that I have a ninth-degree black belt in Taekwondo, and it is very unfortunate that I am a psychology major in college. I have a good way of observing words and demeanor. Some Xiaoxiao who plan to get away with it are good." Think it over, it’s fine to lie to me, don’t catch “dei” for me, or I’ll let you know why the flowers are so popular.”

Wei Shen tiptoed down from the bed, and quietly "creeped forward" outside the door, and then His Highness Wan Wan, who was wearing high heels, stepped on the door in front of him without looking back, the "heel" of the high heels, just like that Hovering an inch away from Weishen's face, Fat Paper was dumbfounded, "Don't dare to move."

In fact, when Liu Hao heard about the "taekwondo black belt", he already had the idea of ​​retreating, and he didn't plan to spend time here with the two idiots. Now seeing Wei Shen's fate, his eyes widened even more, he didn't know Why should Li Xiuer and Wei Shen be so idle and provoke this "devil head".

Just when a woman and three men were in a stalemate in the room, a voice appeared at this moment, that is, the voice of the heavenly voice in Li Xiuer's heart: "What are you doing?"

Yuan Yuiyi appeared at the door wearing a hair drying cap. Yuan Yuiyi's room was next to Li Xiuer and Wei Shen. She was drying her hair just now after taking a shower, when she heard some movement here. The movement was not small. So I didn't even have time to dry my hair, so I wrapped it casually and came over to take a look. As soon as I came over, I saw this weird scene.

Weishen, the team leader, was lying on the floor with a high-heeled shoe hovering over his head, and Liu Haochu, who was carrying snacks, stood at the door, dumbfounded, staring blankly at the inside with his back against the wall. The most outrageous thing about Li Xiuer is that there is a beautiful loli in the room who is not inferior to her in appearance, wearing a miniskirt, and she doesn't shy away from it at all, dare to rush into the room of two big men by herself?
Almost at the same time, the two women said together: "Who is she?"

Yuan Yueyi asked Liu Hao, who was standing next to her.

His Highness Wanwan asked Li Xiuer, who was pressed against the wall by him before.

Liu Hao said in a low voice: "It's the captain and Li Xiuer's friend. I'm not familiar with me, but I'm quite familiar with them."

After Li Xiuer finished saying "This is our LGM team leader Yuan", he pricked up his ears to listen. After hearing what Liu Hao said, Li Xiuer wanted to shake his head and echo "Actually, I don't know her very well". , but after seeing His Highness Wanwan rubbing his fists, and the joints were still rattling, he didn't dare to say anything.

With Yuan Jieyi's arrival, many cruel words are naturally difficult to say. His Royal Highness Wanwan took back the foot that was hovering over the door of Wei Shen's face, and then she glanced at Li Xiuer and Wei Shen respectively with a smile on her face. After the three of Shen and Liu Hao glanced at each other, they said, "Our green mountains will not change, and the green water will flow forever." Then they walked away.

The three men breathed out a sigh of relief.

Yuan Jieyi had a black question mark on her face. She wanted to go into the room to ask about the details, but she immediately realized that she hadn't blown her head, and what's the matter with a girl staying in the room of two men, so she turned her head and walked away I'm thinking about having dinner at night and then asking carefully, what is the way of that pretty little loli, so wild?
As soon as the female devil head left at night, Wei Shen got up from the ground and revived his masculinity. He walked to Li Xiuer's side, patted Li Xiuer's shoulder, with a (lucky) face ( Calamity) Zhen (happy) said sincerely (disaster): "Good brother, you are loyal enough, from now on we will be a life-long friendship, as long as you say a word, there will be mountains of swords and seas of fire..."

Li Xiuer followed suit and walked to Liu Hao at the door. He also patted Liu Hao's shoulder gently and said in a more sincere tone than Wei Shen: "Good brother, you are better than some people who claim to be good brothers." People are more loyal. I will never forget your righteous speech today. In the future, if you don’t like the top laner of any team, just tell me, brother, and I will help you catch him in minutes. I will arrange it for him in the grass. Thomas spins the 0-10 package to teach them how powerful our brother Ueno is. If we work together as brothers, we can be as powerful as gold!"

Liu Hao snorted coldly, snatched back the bag of snacks that Li Xiuer had just snatched from his hand, and said coldly: "Both are not good birds!"

He then went to Xiao Kuan and KK's room.

A pair of "love is stronger than gold" true brothers left in the house.

(End of this chapter)