League of Legends Ultimate Pretending System

Chapter 131 Four Royals and Four Losses
Movie title "The Peach Blossom Man vs. the Chrysanthemum Monster"

It looked like two weirdos fighting around on the screen and making nonsensical jokes that were not funny at all.

Li Xiuer's food is tasteless, and it's not easy to have seizures.

I could only bite the bullet and watch it for a full two hours, and I almost vomited.

Finally, he found an opportunity to go out to the toilet, and felt that the air was extremely fresh, and made up his mind not to go back, so he waited outside for the end.

"Hell, just hell."

"The devil, the devil at all."

The first sentence naturally refers to movie theaters, and the latter sentence is to complain about Weishen.

At this moment, Li Xiu'er was sitting on the bench facing the street downstairs of the cinema, watching the crowd coming and going, quietly waiting for the last few minutes to end.

Li Xiuer put his index and middle fingers together, picked up a cigarette from the light blue cigarette case, held it in his mouth, and then held a lighter in one hand to light a cigarette for himself.

"I only smoke Xuan Hemen, and I only love one person in my life." This is the most famous slogan of this pack of cigarettes.

A girl who only put on light makeup and was dressed in a school style came out from the bar next door. She stopped briefly in front of the bench where Li Xiuer was sitting, hesitated for a moment, and asked softly: "Can I borrow a fire?"

She looks much younger than herself, about sixteen or seventeen years old, but her figure is extremely juicy, and she already has a figure that is not inferior to that of an adult woman.

Li Xiuer was stunned for a moment, and then glanced at the cigarette she had just picked up from the cigarette case in her hand without "seeing outside" at all. The cigarette she was holding between her index finger and middle finger at the moment, carefully lit it for her. smoked.

Then the girl let the flow take its course and sat down beside Li Xiuer.

In fact, Li Xiuer did not leave enough space for the second person on the bench. He sat in the middle and "cut" the bench in half, showing that he did not want to sit with others.

It's just that if he doesn't move away at this moment, then this girl who looks like a student may be about to sit on his lap.

She smiled, but she didn't mind Li Xiuer's "outsider" action, she really, just smiled.

Then Li Xiuer saw her take a deep breath of cigarette like herself, and then choked for no reason.

"Cough! Cough... Cough!"

Seeing that she was coughing badly, Li Xiuer had already bent down and patted his chest vigorously, while he was sitting on the side with his palm hanging on her back, neither patting nor not patting.

Seemingly seeing through Li Xiuer's embarrassment, she didn't forget to cough out three words, "I'm fine."

After finally recovering from the cough, she pretended to take another puff of cigarette suddenly. Li Xiuer hurriedly stopped her and asked, "Have you ever smoked?"

She nodded.

Li Xiuer said again: "Then you'd better stop smoking, there's nothing good about smoking."

She shook her head.

Seeing that he couldn't persuade her, Li Xiuer said helplessly: "If you must smoke, just do it little by little, don't suck so hard in one gulp, take a small sip first, you try?"

Just try it!I've done more adventurous things than this, what's so hard about smoking a cigarette?
She raised her eyebrows, and began to take a puff carefully as Li Xiuer said, and then immediately turned to frown again!
It seemed that she didn't want to cough it up right away, and felt that Li Xiuer, who had just been "a good teacher", would be embarrassing. She actually held back her coughing forcefully, but this made her feel even more uncomfortable.

Li Xiuer felt that the girl was really stubborn, so she reminded: "You better stop smoking."

He snatched the cigarette from her hand, threw it on the ground and stomped it out before picking it up and throwing it into the trash can across the street.

When Li Xiuer turned his head, the girl had disappeared.

Wei Shen and his group also came out of the movie theater. At this moment, he was full of joy, and walked towards Li Xiuer, "Go eat hot pot!"

When Li Xiuer and the others walked into the hot pot restaurant with eight four girls, all of whom were outstanding in appearance and figure, it seemed that time was frozen in that scene.

But after a group of people entered the private room, everything quickly returned to normal.

There were two pots on a big round table, one was the Jiugongge heavy spicy pot strongly requested by Siyu Siluo, headed by His Royal Highness Wan Wan, and the other was the mandarin duck pot that was only called by name amidst the contempt of the eight girls.

Li Xiu'er, Wei Shen, and Liu Hao sat on the side of the Yuanyang Pot, while the Four Royals and Four Luos surrounded Jiugongge.

The various "shabu-shabu" dishes headed by hairy tripe, duck intestines, and mutton rolls are popular, firmly occupying the core position of the two cauldrons, and they are well-deserved "C positions".

Several people chopsticks flew like flying, but the upright Liu Hao couldn't let go of his hands and feet, because he heard that today's meal was not paid by Weishen, let alone Li Xiuer, who is worth 500 million yuan. , but His Royal Highness treats you every night.

Liu Hao was a little uncomfortable at that time, a few old men, let a loli pay for it, what's the matter?Although this loli calls herself Yujie, she is really uncomfortable.

So Liu Hao planned to be generous. However, when he secretly took out his mobile phone and wanted to go out to check out in advance, Her Royal Highness Wanwan raised her leg and hung it on the door, blocking the way. She also glared at Liu Hao fiercely. Hao glanced at him and said harshly, "You won't give me face, will you?"

After that, Liu Hao obediently sat back on his seat, but the food on the table made him twitch his index finger, and the lump in his heart made him not think about eating or drinking, and he didn't move his chopsticks until the end of eating.

Your Highness Wanwan didn't bother to care about him. In her words, he was a man who kept grinding and grinding, whether he wanted to eat or not!
Li Xiuer once again opened his eyes, because from the beginning to the end, the most edible thing is not the tall Siyu.

It was Si Luo, headed by His Royal Highness Wan Wan, who all talked about "how can the world be flat if the chest is not fair"!

Li Xiuer seriously suspected that their bodies and souls were actually interpenetrating, but couldn't find evidence.

Especially the guy named His Royal Highness Wan Wan, who can be called the "superior" in the world, not the best in that aspect, but the carefree personality, and the cute voice that contrasts with his appearance.

Such a perverted, almost "rude" woman with a mature voice actually looks like his little loli who is only 1.6 meters tall?It's really unbelievable, but it's a pity that Li Xiuer didn't have the guts to ask her real age.

But this doesn't affect Li Xiuer's own imagination. Is this girl a minor?
After thinking hard, Li Xiuer decided to ask Weishen, who was sitting next to him and confiding in Siyu Siluo, who was short of beheading chicken heads and burning yellow paper, and married them as opposite-sex sisters on the spot.

"I mean Captain, how old is His Royal Highness Wanwan? He's still a high school student, right?" Li Xiuer took advantage of the fact that His Royal Highness Wanwan told Xiao Huya next to him and laughed out loud, and didn't notice his side asked cautiously.

Wei Shen smiled playfully and said, "She is the oldest among the girls, 22 or 23?"

Li Xiuer was so confused at the beginning, everyone was stupid.

(End of this chapter)