League of Legends Ultimate Pretending System

Chapter 11 Who TM is familiar with maps in Internet cafes?

Blue Star, Shanghu City, Dong'an District.

With two panda eyes, Li Xiuer was directed by someone Gou's navigation to search for an online shrimp cafe. Although Li Xiuer didn't know why Gou asked him to find an online cafe, Gou threatened If you don't do what it says, today will become a day of "nuclear peace".

Sophie had already gone out when she got up, and she didn't know where she was.

Ever since someone from Gou triggered Li Xiuer's main task of joining the LPL to play professionally last night, Li Xiuer was tossing and turning and couldn't sleep.

On the one hand, he feels that his level of strength is far beyond the group.

On the other hand, he is also excited about playing professionally. May I ask which day (white) (silver) young player (player) does not have the dream of playing professionally in the past?

"Can you dog stop threatening me with 'nuclear balance' every time in the future? How despicable!"

"Hey, I don't want to either. It's said that the program is set by the person who wrote the code. I'm just an artificial intelligence running the code."

"You dare to call yourself an artificial intelligence just for your navigation? Didn't you say that the online shrimp and Internet cafe is downstairs? The god TM artificial intelligence has been wandering around here for more than half an hour. I think you should change your name to artificial mental retardation as soon as possible." Bar!"

"Boom..."

Li Xiuer was strolling on the street, talking to himself from time to time or suddenly opened his eyes wide and yelled strangely, making all the pretty girls passing by stay away from him.

In fact, objectively speaking, Li Xiuer's height is 175, which belongs to the range of normal people, and his appearance is not low. If the full score is [-] or [-], he can score [-] or [-].

When he was young, everyone around him was described as "elegant", which made Li Xiuer suspect that the people around him were all from time travel.

He always feels that if you want to praise your brother for being good-looking, if he doesn't object, you can just praise him for being so handsome, wouldn't it be fine?If you have to restrain yourself and say that I am "elegant", what are you doing with all these bells and whistles?

Um?Wait, sir, I haven’t looked in the mirror since I traveled through time. Even if Li Xiuer has the same name as me, he doesn’t have the same face, right?

Although I can retrieve some pictures of Li Xiuer himself looking in the mirror from his memory, they are all blurry and not very clear.

This is not acceptable!In her previous life, Li Xiuer paid great attention to her appearance. Although she didn't put on a facial mask every day before going to bed, she did not take care of herself too often.

"Hey, Mr. Gou, do you have a photo of me? I want it in high definition and uncensored!" Li Xiuer closed his eyes and asked.

"Yes, wait a minute, beep." Someone Gou operated.

A photo of P with a hundred times more beauty that even Li Xiuer's mother didn't know appeared in Li Xiuer's mind.

The chin was pinned like a bird's beak, the nose was almost as long as Pinocchio, and the eyes were terrifyingly big!

"Oh, what the hell, I scared my father to death." Li Xiuer was really scared by Gou's beauty system.

Forget it, let's find a passer-by to ask, this Gou is reliable in everything he does every day.

A young lady wearing a Hanfu just walked up to her. Since she is wearing a Hanfu, she must be able to appreciate the "elegant beauty" of the young master, right?

Thinking of this, Li Xiuer stopped his waist, then leaned his body slightly and moved to the side, blocking the way of Miss Hanfu.

I saw Li Xiuer clearing his throat: "Cough, cough, this lovely young lady, do you think I look...'delicate'?"

I don't know where Li Xiuer's self-confidence comes from. On the earth, someone screamed hentai and called the police three times, okay?
Fortunately, the people in Blue Star seem to have gotten used to it.

The Hanfu lady was a little at a loss when she was stopped like this, she rolled her eyes after hearing Li Xiuer's question, slapped Li Xiuer's hand away, and said: "It's okay, but my brain is not very good .” Walked away.

"It hurts..." Are all young ladies so domineering nowadays?Just pat me so hard?It can't be because of internal strength!Li Xiuer hurriedly asked Gou for confirmation.

"Hey, don't think about it, other people may just see you unhappy, so I put more effort..."

However, since the other party said that he was "okay"

That's enough, after all, Li Xiuer has to rely on actual (external) force (hanging) to make a living in this life, so it's enough for his appearance to be passable.

Hey, Li Xiuer looked up and said: "Isn't this some kind of Internet cafe?"

Gou smiled meanly: "Haha, I finally found it. My Gou's navigation is really stupid!"

"piss off!"

Slowly walking into the Wangxia Internet Cafe, Li Xiuer found that this place was similar to the Internet cafes on Earth. There was a beautiful cashier girl at the front desk. There was a vending machine at the entrance where you could buy drinks and snacks. The monitors also had curved screens and normal screens. And the most important thing is that there is also a QR code!

"Hello, welcome to Wangxia Internet Cafe! We have a LOL game at two o'clock. Everbright LOL players are welcome to actively participate. Winners can get bonuses and figures." The cashier lady said.

When Li Xiuer heard the word "competition", he felt that he had been fooled.

"Goou! Are you plotting against me?"

"Don't... don't be angry, this is also unexpected to me, I just want you to find an Internet cafe to familiarize yourself with the familiar environment..."

"Who the hell knows how to get familiar with the environment in an Internet cafe??? You come out to me, and I promise not to beat you to death!"

The cashier lady saw Li Xiuer talking to herself on the spot. She didn't know what to mutter, and she didn't say whether to open a card or participate in the competition. The influence of blocking the entrance of the Internet cafe was not good, so she asked, "Hello? Are you here?" Open a card or participate in a competition?"

Only then did Li Xiuer come back to his senses, and replied: "Go online, I don't participate in the competition... How much is an hour here?"

The cashier lady replied: "Five yuan an hour. Please show your ID card if you go online."

Li Xiuer took out his ID card and handed it to the cashier lady.

"The balance on the card is 580 yuan." The ID card was swiped across the machine.

More than 500, it will take a long time, Li Xiu thought.

I found a corner at random. Li Xiuer likes to sit in the corner when he surfs the Internet alone. Playing the game is still quite serious and concentrated!

After all, technology aside, you have to have a good attitude, right?

Li Xiuer casually pressed Qwer on the keyboard.

"Well, it's a mechanical keyboard, my favorite green switch." The green switch crackled when pressed, and the sound was very clear, whether it was typing or playing games, there was a pleasant feeling of refreshment.

After sitting down for a few minutes, the number of people in the Internet cafe gradually increased.

By the way, today is Saturday, and there will be another game later.

After turning it on, Li Xiuer glanced at the time in the lower right corner of the screen.

13:50
(End of this chapter)