Invincible from the beginning

Chapter 86: Upright and Upright, Master Ah Yi!
In other words, it has been three days since the weapon master was included in the harem, and Xiaojie is very satisfied with the performance of the weapon master that night.

"By the way, weapon master, why didn't you fight back against the storm?"

Xiaojie has been holding this question in his mind for a long time, but when he learned that the weapon master deliberately lost because the locust leader defaulted on the final payment, he felt bad all of a sudden.

However, after that battle, Xiaojie had an inexplicable ability in his body. Not only that, he found that as long as he walked through the grass, he would have a feeling of squatting.
However, this is not the most important thing. The most important thing is that Xiaojie feels that he may have to leave.

"But where is the opportunity for me to leave?"

"Young master, I heard that there is an Ahri steamed stuffed bun shop in Qianjie. The steamed stuffed buns there are fragrant and soft. They are delicious. Shall we go buy some and have a taste?"

Looking at the naked electric knife and a pair of sneakers in his equipment slot, Xiaojie fell into deep thought.

"Why did I release this? Is it because Pan Sen and the electric mouse are naked red crosses, so I was affected?"

"No!"

Xiaojie slapped the table violently, startling the weapon beside him.

"I just want to strike faster!"

"Ahem, what, Yideng, what did you just say? What Ari? Huh? No, Ari, Wori, Nine-Tailed Fox"

Thinking of Ahri's appearance, Xiaojie couldn't help thinking that in LOL, Sun Wukong and Ahri seem to be CPs. Wherever there is Ahri, he will definitely become the Monkey King.

"Ali Bun Shop, let's go!"

I heard that Ahri’s head is all over the country, I’m just a child, I just went to have a look, of course, I heard that little Annie also lives in that street, and she doesn’t know any outlaws yet, Xiaojie feels that he must live in Annie’s house. When I was young, tell him, what is love, let the male gun die, old man, ha ha!

At the entrance of the tavern, Galen looked depressedly at Kenan hanging on Katerina's lap, drinking his wine speechlessly.

"Hehehe, idiot Galen, do you think you can take my Miss Carter away like this? Brother sacrificed himself and pretended to be a girl, otherwise, how could he hang on sister Carter's lap, hahaha, brother's connotation ,You do not understand!"

Seeing the contemptuous look in Kenan's eyes, Galen almost crushed the wine glass.

"Xiaojie, pull that dead mouse over here, I'm going to beat him to pieces!"

Xiaojie took the weapon master, glanced at the departing Carter and said:

"Master, Kenan is not a rat. However, Valoran really has a poisoned rat. Be careful what you say. I heard that this rat is elusive and kills people invisible. Your 250 pounds probably didn't touch him. In front of you, it might be for nothing!"

"By the way, Master, there is a beautiful woman on the front street named Ari. You know, there is such a beautiful woman. Why do you have to hang yourself here with Mrs. Carter? Let's go and have a look!"

If Galen can be tempted to attract firepower, Xiaojie can secretly
"Ah Li, she's just a homeless fox demon. Forget it, I have to go out of the grass to increase my deterrent power as a teacher. You should go and play by yourself!"

"Hey, increase the deterrence of the ghost, and Summoner's Canyon will almost be ruined by you!"

Since the awakening of these people, Summoner Canyon has been abused by them. If a new hero wants to join them, if there is someone like Pan Sen, they will basically be thrown in and beaten up!
On the front street of the Hero Academy, Ahri was standing bored in the steamed stuffed bun shop waiting for her destined person.

"I am a fox who has practiced for a thousand years, and practiced for a thousand years of loneliness."

"Hey, I've been searching for thousands of years, where is mine?"

She looked back at the side of the road, and all the male creatures on the side of the road were lying on the ground in a daze, with hearts glowing in their eyes.

"What a bunch of superficial men."

In this world, apart from these dicks, is there really no one who can resist my charm?
And beside the small river in Summoner Canyon, Master Yi was sitting there alone, practicing his Wuju Dao.

In this way, a day passed. When Master Yi was about to get up, he suddenly stopped.

Under this beautiful starry sky, Ahri was kneeling by the river and making a wish to the starry sky.

"Heaven, earth, hurry up and send a handsome guy to my family!"

Master Yi hid behind a boulder and said with a slobbering smile:
"This is the goal of my Wuji Dao struggle!"

In the Debon Management Office of the Hero Academy, Galen was frowning and discussing with his friends the battle between Noxus and Debon, the core of which was the Noxus class led by Carter.

"Hmph, they're not from class one, but class two. We can't lose in class one!"

Hearing this, the barbarian king patted Galen on the shoulder and said:
"I said, Brother Galen, how about this? Let's take a shot, knock Carter unconscious, and then send him to your room, and then ask the second brother to read a scripture for you. You finish the matter while it's hot, and the next class The second class is all in one, wouldn't all this bullshit go away?"

When Jiawen heard this, he looked at the barbarian king with bright eyes, and Xin Zhao also had an adoring expression on his face.

"Brother Man is worthy of being a person who has come before, and his words make sense!"

Galen took a sip of wine and smiled bitterly:
"Carter is only the deputy squad leader, and his eldest brother Darius hasn't come back yet. If he knows what I did to Carter, he will definitely chop us all down with a big axe."

Thinking of the horror of Darius, Jarvan and Xin Zhao both shut their mouths.

As for the barbarian five-second real man, it seems that in front of Darius' passivity, he may bleed to death.

On the other side, Carter and Tyrone were also lost in thought.

"No, I'm going to call my elder brother, or we won't be their opponents at all with only a few of us."

Tyrone thought for a moment and said:
"Do you want the general to come back?"

"No, this is just a matter of the academy. How can it be raised to the level of the country? If the military divisions come over, there will be a war between Noxus and Germany, and Valoran will really be devastated."

"We need new blood now."

When everyone was sleepless this night, a dazzling light appeared in the starry sky.

"Just like the sun shines through the night, the dawn quietly crosses the horizon, whose figure travels through reincarnation."

Under this familiar BGM, a meteorite fell from the sky.

"I'm stupid, I'm scared, where did Godzilla come from?"

The Juggernaut pulled out his long sword, and cursed angrily: "If it's not a beautiful woman, I will definitely be scraped off by thousands of knives!"

The Juggernaut, who was immersed in Ahri's beauty, didn't know that Ahri left early. If it wasn't for the meteorite falling from the sky and waking him up, he might wake up the next day with wet pants.
Everyone in Zhanzheng College was attracted by the flame, not only that, but the meteor fragments accidentally injured them.

Behind Master Yi, in a heart-shaped meteorite, the shocking heartbeat is slowly recovering.
"Hey, monster, quickly hand over my master, or else."

Hearing the sound of meteorite breaking his forehead behind him, Master Yi turned around in a daze.

"I tui, it turned out to be a dead monkey, and, what master? It's none of my business?"

"Damn it, my sword master was practicing hard in the middle of the night (peeping at Ahri), but I was disturbed by someone. If the person who comes is a girl, I won't tolerate it, you monkey?"

"Then I can only speak with a knife!"

"Sona, in order to prevent monkeys from stealing peaches, let me, the Sword Master, protect you again!"

"Alpha Sneak Attack!!"

It turned out that Master Yi was not only peeking at Ahri, but not far from him, Sona was taking a bath in the river. Sure enough, after Master Yi rescued Sona, the relationship between the two was not normal, otherwise Sona would have seen half of the world. Can the insight of the canyon not know that Master Yi is there?

Seeing Master Yi rushing over, the monkey lightly waved the golden cudgel in his hand, and with a single stick, Master Yi was sent flying and hit a tree hard.

"Strange, why can't I dance the stick? Could it be that the female monkey in Huaguo Mountain is too powerful?"

(End of this chapter)