Invincible from the beginning
Chapter 28 Come on, come to my crotch!
Chapter 28 Come on, come to my crotch!
After hastily eating breakfast, Xiaojie endured the severe pain in Eggy, and walked towards the martial arts arena of Luohan Hall with exaggerated figure-of-eight steps.
Although I don't know how the Dogecoin system works, everyone in Shaolin Temple China seems to have known Xiaojie for ten or eight years.
The morning class in the Martial Arts Hall is very simple, you have to do Arhat Fist ten times, of course, if you can't do it well, you will be hit by the water and fire stick in the hands of the old monk in Huiyuan.
"Is this Arhat Fist?"
Seeing the mighty fighting of many monks, Xiaojie couldn't help but make a few gestures with his hands, and suddenly realized that this punching method seems to be quite simple!
"Motions, each move has its own definition, and you should not stick to the moves. Arhat Boxing is the introductory boxing method of Shaolin Temple, and it is also the basic boxing method. Do you think the meaning of it is just for you to strengthen your body?"
Monk Huiyuan snorted coldly, then threw away the water and fire stick in his hand, stood at the front, and began to fight the Arhat Fist.
"Huh? This momentum."
Following Huiyuan monk's punching, Xiaojie seemed to see the angry-eyed King Kong, the Western Arhat, Huiyuan's boxing was not as rigid as other monks, and every punch felt irresistible. After watching it carefully, Xiaojie discovered that, I don't know when, my heart source flow and internal strength automatically operated, and a surging meaning condensed in my chest.
"it is good!!"
With a shout, Xiaojie forgot that he was still in pain, and stepped forward, ready to fight with Huiyuan.
"Ah~"
"Hahahaha~!!"
On the martial arts arena, Xiaojie threw himself on the ground in pain, and the other monks tried not to let themselves laugh out loud. Of course, they couldn't help but not blame others.
Huiyuan retracted his fists, glared at the other young monks, then held back a smile and helped Xiaojie up and said:
"Senior nephew Wu Neng, since your injury has not healed, you don't need to go to the morning class. In two days, you will have to accept the test in Wooden Man Lane. Not only that, the abbot brother said that you are an immortal martial arts genius, master Uncle, my skills are unstoppable, after three days, how about the master and uncle teaching you a thing or two?"
"Uncle, are you serious?"
Huitong stared at his eyes and said:
"Monks don't lie!"
"I understand, Uncle Master, I'm leaving now!
"I went to your sister's exam, to your sister's Wooden Man Alley, MMP, whoever I love, now, I just want to go home, woo woo woo"
"Ding, congratulations to the host for learning the elementary boxing technique, Arhat Boxing."
"Ding, the host watches the congenital fighters practice Arhat Fist, understands a little of the congenital meaning in it, and upgrades Arhat Fist."
The sound of the system kept coming from his mind, and Xiaojie was overjoyed. Could it be that the Dogecoin system has been modified and it doesn’t eat shit anymore?
Arhat Fist: Level 0 400/[-]
Iron Crotch Skill: Level 0 400/[-]
Iron cloth shirt: Level 110 6400/[-]
Sure enough, there was Arhat Fist in his system column.
"In other words, this is what the system calls hidden rewards?"
"Since the system has arranged the Wooden Puppet Alley, will there be hidden rewards there?"
Thinking of this, Xiaojie couldn't help looking forward to the test two days later.
Of course, it would be even better if the balls didn't hurt.
"Dogecoin System, MMP"
After two days of hard work in Shaolin Temple, under the leadership of Huiyuan, Xiaojie came to a deep alley.
In the past two days, it's not that Xiaojie didn't want to climb out of the fence to see the outside world, but every time he just touched the fence, he would be caught by Huiyuan. He came and went more than 20 times, and Xiaojie finally gave up up.
"Uncle Huiyuan, have you been watching me?"
In the alley, Xiaojie sighed faintly.
"Amitabha, I am a monk protecting the courtyard. How can I monitor you, nephew and nephew? However, no one is allowed to leave Shaolin Temple without the abbot's permission."
"In other words, you are still watching me."
"Cough cough cough, nephew, the wooden figure alley is the most elementary practice place in Shaolin Temple. However, the wooden figure alley in this temple has been upgraded and can be adjusted according to the martial arts learned by the testers. Nephew, please go in!"
"What do you mean? In other words, this Wooden Man Alley is aimed at my iron crotch skill?"
"Amitabha, nephew, it's better not to try to escape. Brother abbot is still waiting for good news from you!"
In the meantime, Huiyuan's eyes widened, and he shot like lightning, picked up Xiaojie's collar, and then kicked Xiaojie violently, and Xiaojie was thrown into the wooden man alley.
"Nephew, don't disappoint your master's hard work!
"Squeak."
Watching the gate being controlled to death, Xiaojie stared at the wooden men who were kicking in front of him with ashen eyes.
"Gollon."
Swallowing his saliva, Xiaojie clawed at the crack of the door and shouted at Huiyuan outside the door:
"Uncle, these wooden figures have become spirits, come and save me, don't, don't take off my pants... ah."
Outside the gate, Huiyuan listened intently to the commotion in the room, and finally nodded in satisfaction when he heard Xiaojie's screams.
"Damn brat, it made you want to run out of the teacher's academy all day, and I was always scolded by the abbot brother, now hehe"
"System, if you don't come out again, I'll show you to death, look out!
He kicked the wooden figure in front of him away, but more wooden figures rushed over.
"Host, this is your chance, are you sure you want to give up?"
A cold voice sounded in Xiaojie's mind, and Xiaojie also calmed down.
"That's right, these wooden men don't seem to know internal strength. Even if their strength has increased, they still don't have the strength of Huiyuan and the others."
"Opportunity, since it came once, if you can't seize it"
"But how can I be sure that this is not the Dogecoin system trying to trick me again?"
Shrinking his body into a ball, Xiaojie tried to be attacked by the wooden man.
"Duang!"
When the wooden man attacked Xiaojie, they suddenly stopped in their tracks.
"Huh? Does it hurt?"
Xiaojie's face brightened, and he laughed loudly when he saw the wooden man who suddenly didn't move.
"Damn wooden man, wasn't he very arrogant just now? Why didn't he move, come and hit me, just a little bit"
These wooden men must have been changed by the system using rules. They all looked like robots from the future. Just when Xiaojie turned around and shook his butt, all the wooden men suddenly flashed red.
"It is detected that the highest level of iron cloth shirt learned by the tester is the seventh level. The wooden man will automatically upgrade. After the upgrade is completed, the level will be raised to eighth!"
"Snapped!"
The wooden man who was close to Xiaojie looked at the swaying wood in front of him, and raised his foot decisively.
"Ah~"
The miserable cry echoed in the room, and Huiyuan, who had heard no movement in the room, sat down again in satisfaction.
"Amitabha!"
"System, I am your uncle!"
Xiaojie clutched his crotch, kept dodging the wooden men's legs and feet, and waved his fists from time to time to push the wooden men back.
"Ding, the host has suffered a lot of attacks, and I have a little understanding of the iron cloth shirt"
"Huh? The upgraded one turned out to be an iron cloth shirt?"
That's right, on the basis of the iron crotch skill, there is also a level [-] iron cloth shirt. These wooden men originally wanted to level up the iron crotch skill, but... thinking of this, Xiaojie's eyes couldn't help but glow green.
"Master is right, if the heavens will send a great mission to the people, you must first take care of your grandpa. I'm here, my lord!"
"Ahhhhhhhhh. So cool!!"
"Ding, the iron crotch skill has been upgraded, the Luohan fist has been upgraded, the host has a little understanding of the iron cloth shirt."
(End of this chapter)
After hastily eating breakfast, Xiaojie endured the severe pain in Eggy, and walked towards the martial arts arena of Luohan Hall with exaggerated figure-of-eight steps.
Although I don't know how the Dogecoin system works, everyone in Shaolin Temple China seems to have known Xiaojie for ten or eight years.
The morning class in the Martial Arts Hall is very simple, you have to do Arhat Fist ten times, of course, if you can't do it well, you will be hit by the water and fire stick in the hands of the old monk in Huiyuan.
"Is this Arhat Fist?"
Seeing the mighty fighting of many monks, Xiaojie couldn't help but make a few gestures with his hands, and suddenly realized that this punching method seems to be quite simple!
"Motions, each move has its own definition, and you should not stick to the moves. Arhat Boxing is the introductory boxing method of Shaolin Temple, and it is also the basic boxing method. Do you think the meaning of it is just for you to strengthen your body?"
Monk Huiyuan snorted coldly, then threw away the water and fire stick in his hand, stood at the front, and began to fight the Arhat Fist.
"Huh? This momentum."
Following Huiyuan monk's punching, Xiaojie seemed to see the angry-eyed King Kong, the Western Arhat, Huiyuan's boxing was not as rigid as other monks, and every punch felt irresistible. After watching it carefully, Xiaojie discovered that, I don't know when, my heart source flow and internal strength automatically operated, and a surging meaning condensed in my chest.
"it is good!!"
With a shout, Xiaojie forgot that he was still in pain, and stepped forward, ready to fight with Huiyuan.
"Ah~"
"Hahahaha~!!"
On the martial arts arena, Xiaojie threw himself on the ground in pain, and the other monks tried not to let themselves laugh out loud. Of course, they couldn't help but not blame others.
Huiyuan retracted his fists, glared at the other young monks, then held back a smile and helped Xiaojie up and said:
"Senior nephew Wu Neng, since your injury has not healed, you don't need to go to the morning class. In two days, you will have to accept the test in Wooden Man Lane. Not only that, the abbot brother said that you are an immortal martial arts genius, master Uncle, my skills are unstoppable, after three days, how about the master and uncle teaching you a thing or two?"
"Uncle, are you serious?"
Huitong stared at his eyes and said:
"Monks don't lie!"
"I understand, Uncle Master, I'm leaving now!
"I went to your sister's exam, to your sister's Wooden Man Alley, MMP, whoever I love, now, I just want to go home, woo woo woo"
"Ding, congratulations to the host for learning the elementary boxing technique, Arhat Boxing."
"Ding, the host watches the congenital fighters practice Arhat Fist, understands a little of the congenital meaning in it, and upgrades Arhat Fist."
The sound of the system kept coming from his mind, and Xiaojie was overjoyed. Could it be that the Dogecoin system has been modified and it doesn’t eat shit anymore?
Arhat Fist: Level 0 400/[-]
Iron Crotch Skill: Level 0 400/[-]
Iron cloth shirt: Level 110 6400/[-]
Sure enough, there was Arhat Fist in his system column.
"In other words, this is what the system calls hidden rewards?"
"Since the system has arranged the Wooden Puppet Alley, will there be hidden rewards there?"
Thinking of this, Xiaojie couldn't help looking forward to the test two days later.
Of course, it would be even better if the balls didn't hurt.
"Dogecoin System, MMP"
After two days of hard work in Shaolin Temple, under the leadership of Huiyuan, Xiaojie came to a deep alley.
In the past two days, it's not that Xiaojie didn't want to climb out of the fence to see the outside world, but every time he just touched the fence, he would be caught by Huiyuan. He came and went more than 20 times, and Xiaojie finally gave up up.
"Uncle Huiyuan, have you been watching me?"
In the alley, Xiaojie sighed faintly.
"Amitabha, I am a monk protecting the courtyard. How can I monitor you, nephew and nephew? However, no one is allowed to leave Shaolin Temple without the abbot's permission."
"In other words, you are still watching me."
"Cough cough cough, nephew, the wooden figure alley is the most elementary practice place in Shaolin Temple. However, the wooden figure alley in this temple has been upgraded and can be adjusted according to the martial arts learned by the testers. Nephew, please go in!"
"What do you mean? In other words, this Wooden Man Alley is aimed at my iron crotch skill?"
"Amitabha, nephew, it's better not to try to escape. Brother abbot is still waiting for good news from you!"
In the meantime, Huiyuan's eyes widened, and he shot like lightning, picked up Xiaojie's collar, and then kicked Xiaojie violently, and Xiaojie was thrown into the wooden man alley.
"Nephew, don't disappoint your master's hard work!
"Squeak."
Watching the gate being controlled to death, Xiaojie stared at the wooden men who were kicking in front of him with ashen eyes.
"Gollon."
Swallowing his saliva, Xiaojie clawed at the crack of the door and shouted at Huiyuan outside the door:
"Uncle, these wooden figures have become spirits, come and save me, don't, don't take off my pants... ah."
Outside the gate, Huiyuan listened intently to the commotion in the room, and finally nodded in satisfaction when he heard Xiaojie's screams.
"Damn brat, it made you want to run out of the teacher's academy all day, and I was always scolded by the abbot brother, now hehe"
"System, if you don't come out again, I'll show you to death, look out!
He kicked the wooden figure in front of him away, but more wooden figures rushed over.
"Host, this is your chance, are you sure you want to give up?"
A cold voice sounded in Xiaojie's mind, and Xiaojie also calmed down.
"That's right, these wooden men don't seem to know internal strength. Even if their strength has increased, they still don't have the strength of Huiyuan and the others."
"Opportunity, since it came once, if you can't seize it"
"But how can I be sure that this is not the Dogecoin system trying to trick me again?"
Shrinking his body into a ball, Xiaojie tried to be attacked by the wooden man.
"Duang!"
When the wooden man attacked Xiaojie, they suddenly stopped in their tracks.
"Huh? Does it hurt?"
Xiaojie's face brightened, and he laughed loudly when he saw the wooden man who suddenly didn't move.
"Damn wooden man, wasn't he very arrogant just now? Why didn't he move, come and hit me, just a little bit"
These wooden men must have been changed by the system using rules. They all looked like robots from the future. Just when Xiaojie turned around and shook his butt, all the wooden men suddenly flashed red.
"It is detected that the highest level of iron cloth shirt learned by the tester is the seventh level. The wooden man will automatically upgrade. After the upgrade is completed, the level will be raised to eighth!"
"Snapped!"
The wooden man who was close to Xiaojie looked at the swaying wood in front of him, and raised his foot decisively.
"Ah~"
The miserable cry echoed in the room, and Huiyuan, who had heard no movement in the room, sat down again in satisfaction.
"Amitabha!"
"System, I am your uncle!"
Xiaojie clutched his crotch, kept dodging the wooden men's legs and feet, and waved his fists from time to time to push the wooden men back.
"Ding, the host has suffered a lot of attacks, and I have a little understanding of the iron cloth shirt"
"Huh? The upgraded one turned out to be an iron cloth shirt?"
That's right, on the basis of the iron crotch skill, there is also a level [-] iron cloth shirt. These wooden men originally wanted to level up the iron crotch skill, but... thinking of this, Xiaojie's eyes couldn't help but glow green.
"Master is right, if the heavens will send a great mission to the people, you must first take care of your grandpa. I'm here, my lord!"
"Ahhhhhhhhh. So cool!!"
"Ding, the iron crotch skill has been upgraded, the Luohan fist has been upgraded, the host has a little understanding of the iron cloth shirt."
(End of this chapter)
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