Plane super double

Chapter 552
"Get married? Do I promise?" Su Shan asked, looking at Mrs. Mo with his head tilted.

Mrs. Mo stared at Su Shan without moving, and Su Shan wrapped a string of Buddhist beads around his hand and said:
"Mrs. Mo, may I ask how much land is in this village, what is the population of the village, how many people are around, and how many men and women are here?"

Madam Mo frowned and stared at Su Shan and said:

"There are hundreds of hectares of good farmland in my village, and the population of the village is also hundreds of people. There are thousands of people around, so what if there are half men and women?"

"Ha ha ha ha."

Su Shan laughed out loud, looked at Mrs. Mo and said:
"These thousands of men and women have their own numbers. We have to bring passing monks, monkeys, and ugly people to visit the door. Seeing that the three daughters of the Mo family are all beautiful women, don't talk about finding a son-in-law at the door. You just need to say it to estimate the threshold of the Mo family. They will all be trampled, so, Mrs. Mo, don’t make fun of us. I have been ordered by the Bodhisattva to go to the west to worship Buddha and pray for scriptures. I have never seen anything. If you are not good, I will think you are monsters .”

"Humph."

Madam Mo snorted coldly, stood up and spat:
"I was going to recruit you as sons-in-law, but you are still a lot of nonsense, hum."

Mrs. Mo turned around and left, but Su Shan didn't care. When Mrs. Mo left, Sun Wukong said with a smile:
"Master, I'll go for a walk, and Drifting will go to salute and check if there is still dry food, so don't starve Master."

"Uh, okay."

Sand Monk honestly went outside to salute, and Monkey King jumped to Su Shan's side and said in a low voice:

"This female Bodhisattva is very interesting. Master, I'm going out."

Sun Wukong skipped and left, while Su Shan leaned on his seat and remained motionless. The night passed like this. By dawn, the surrounding gorgeous houses had disappeared. Neither Su Shan nor Monkey King was surprised by all these changes, but Sha Wujing yelled:

"Master, brother monkey, did we enter the monster's den yesterday, what about the people in this house and the Mo family?"

Su Shan glanced at Drifting Monk and said with a smile:
"Could it be that you still miss Miss Mo's family? If all three of us marry, maybe I'll have to call you bro, hahaha"

"Master, don't joke, I'm just asking, just asking."

Sha Wujing was full of embarrassment, and Su Shan didn't take it seriously. He joked about Sun Wukong and Sha Wujing a lot, and everyone got used to it.

Not to mention that the master and apprentice continued to move forward. On the top of the mountain, a woman dressed as an old woman was staring at them in the distance. She held a pair of identical gold hairpins and whispered to herself:
"What's going on here? The gold hairpin has the imprint of my primordial spirit, and it made me absolutely believe in this person. It seems that I have to ask him."

As soon as the woman turned around and disappeared, Su Shan continued on the road with the monkey and the Drifting Monk. When he arrived at Wuzhuang Temple, Su Shan would not be coy, and when he got two ginseng fruits, the first thing he did was call the two apprentices and the white dragon horse. First, divide the ginseng fruit into four and eat half of each, and Su Shan warned the monkeys that they are absolutely not allowed to make trouble in Wuzhuang Temple, so even if the two Taoist boys of Wuzhuang Temple are talking nonsense, the monkeys will stay in the guest room obediently, and the big deal is to make trouble with sand. Wujing was just complaining.

After Su Shan pretended to be asleep, the monkey squatted on the chair and looked at Sha Wujing and said in a low voice:

"Wujing, do you think Qingfengmingyue is male or female?"

Sha Wujing gnawed on a pear and thought for a while and said:
"Brother, don't you have piercing eyes? Didn't you see if they were male or female?"

Sun Wukong smiled and said:
"I look at monsters, they can be divided into men and women, but I think these two boys are very feminine, they seem to be like two girls, alas, if it was back then, maybe I would become a handsome guy and pick them up, and then hehehehe."

"Forehead"

Sha Wujing thought for a while and glanced at Su Shan, he raised his eyebrows and said:

"We are monks now, it's best not to be tempted, otherwise we will cause trouble for Master."

"Of course I know, I'm just talking, but if I come back from Xitian, hehe"

Sun Wukong and Sha Wujing were chatting sullenly, Su Shan pretended to be asleep and didn't react at all, but his belly burst out laughing in his heart, this monk is also a human being, and it's normal to have a few words of coquettishness, it's no wonder that if you don't talk about these things, you will be cut off from human relations. Jin Chanzi had doubts about Mahayana Buddhism back then.

Early the next morning, shortly after Su Shan left Wuzhuang Temple with his two apprentices, Zhen Yuanzi came back from the Heavenly Court and learned that Tang Sanzang had distributed the two ginseng fruits to the two apprentices and the horse. I was in a daze for a while, but even a sage couldn't find out about Su Shan, let alone his level.

One day Sun Wukong went to find out the way, and Drifting went to a nearby house for alms. Su Shan was sitting under the shade of a tree, squinting his eyes. Suddenly he opened his eyes and said in a low voice:
"Do you want to know the origin of the golden hairpin? This is because your avatar in the future predicts that the secret of the sky will be broken down by the backlash of the heavens. It is a token left by her."

Behind the shade, a figure said:
"I'll give you a token to prove that she absolutely believes in you, because this golden hairpin is the body of my incarnation. Tell me, what do you want?"

Su Shan smiled and said:

"Actually, I don't want to do anything here. Taking over Tang Sanzang's body is just to make him happy. If you rush back to the ancient times, you can ask the main body to find out why only four of the five holy beasts were killed in the battle between the dragon, phoenix and unicorn clans. In the end, even Xuanwu, who was not doing anything, was beheaded. This should involve Hongjun Hedao. By the way, you can also investigate a person, Honghuang Feixiong. He influenced Hongjun Hedao. If these things can be found out , all the confusing things in the world can be easily solved."

The figure froze for a while and said:
"Check these things? I can try it, but what is the relationship between you and me? The future me is willing to hand over the golden hairpin to you."

Su Shan shook his head and said with a smile:

"It doesn't matter much, it's just because you have seen through some things but didn't have time to say them. As for my affairs, you don't need to pay too much attention to them. The affairs of Buddhism have almost no effect on your relationship with Lishan girl."

"Okay, since that's the case, I'll go back to Honghuang, hoping to find out the truth. Just be careful along the way."

After the figure finished speaking, it disappeared, and Su Shan propped his chin and whispered to himself:
"Maybe I still have to visit Empress Empress. If she is willing to help, things in this world might be more interesting in the future."

The barren hills, rocks, and shrubs were overgrown, and it took several months to build roads and bridges to the west. The sun in the sky was emitting a hot white light. Sun Wukong sat on the white clouds floating in the air, covered his eyes and shouted loudly:

"Master, put on your hat, your brain is shaking your eyes."

Su Shan touched the hot top of his head, but he didn't feel anything. After thinking about it, he washed his hair with water and continued to dry it, then took out a steamed bun and put it on his forehead, laughing:

"This potsticker steamed bun, wait until it's cooked and share it."

(End of this chapter)