Plane super double

Chapter 157 Split
"Don't understand? How do I know that I'm not pregnant with a child?" Erniang Sun shook her head.

Su Shan said:

"Because a woman is too young to grow up, giving birth to a child will be fatal, and the child's health will not be very good. It will be safer for the mother and child to have a child as an adult. You see, those mothers who are [-] or [-] years old are short-lived ghosts. The child will not be very healthy either."

"Brother, you know a lot, so tell me why Zhang Qing and I have been married for so many years and have no children?" Erniang Sun asked with a smile.

Su Shan doesn't care about anything in modern thinking, not to mention that Sun Erniang's personality is carefree and she won't be shy no matter what, he pursed his mouth and said:

"If it's not that Zhang Qing's seeds are not good, it's because your fields are not nutritious enough. By the way, don't be too busy with human relations, otherwise it will be even more difficult to conceive."

"puff"

Sun Erniang and Zhang Yunniang couldn't help holding back their laughter. Su Shan really dared to say such an extremely private matter, but seeing Su Shan's indifferent appearance, Sun Erniang was a little embarrassed and said shyly in order to give birth to offspring:
"Brother, we didn't do much, it's just that the chrysalis hurts every time."

When Su Shan heard this, he shouted:

"Shrimp? Are you stabbing chrysanthemums? Damn, no one taught you how to walk through the front door?"

"shush"

Even if this Erniang Sun had a rough personality, Su Shan's words made her face blush. She hissed and looked around before saying:
"What front door?"

Su Shan shook his head for a while. In ancient times, no one taught this knowledge. Even Sun Erniang was not easy to inquire about. In addition, Sun Erniang's mother died early, and no one reminded her. After two or three years of marriage, Sun Erniang hadn't developed it yet. He had to show seriousness. With a responsible attitude, he used a piece of charcoal to draw the physiological structures of women and men on the table, and then explained to her what is what and how to do it.

Sun Erniang immediately understood after reading Su Shan's explanation, she blushed and said:
"It turned out to be a mistake all along. If it wasn't for my brother, this bastard Zhang Qing would only stab my ass for the rest of his life."

Just as she was talking, Erniang Sun suddenly called out:

"Oh, I'm here to report the news. I'm here to talk about it. By the way, brother, the news you asked to inquire is all over. Your brother Lin Chong, the leopard head, was originally going to Liangshan, because he was stimulated and killed the leader Wang. Lun, Chao Gai took over Liangshan, but Lin Chong later realized that Wu Yong was deliberately provoking trouble, so he left Liangshan and wandered around. Now it is only a few dozen miles away from Erlong Mountain. .”

Su Shan frowned and said:
"Has Lin Chong left Liangshan? Where is Song Jiang?"

Sun Erniang nodded and said:

"Song Jiang was almost beheaded for writing anti-poetry in Xunyang, but unfortunately Chao Gai and others rescued him, and now he is the second leader of Liangshan.

In addition to Song Jiang going to Liangshan, we also inquired to Liangshan to buy some war horses, and now we are almost in Zengtou City. "

Su Shan kept thinking in his mind that things had deviated from the normal development track of Water Margin, especially the pawn Lin Chong he had prepared before left Liangshan and came to Erlongshan in a fit of anger. Shi Jin, Zhu Wu and others also arrived Here, that is to say, the so-called Liangshan [-] generals have been split in his hands.

"Since that's the case? I'll do it better."

Su Shan muttered, Sun Erniang and Zhang Yunniang didn't know what Su Shan meant, but the Red Queen who had been following him knew, she looked through the system at Sun Erniang and Zhang Yunniang who still had red faces and said in a low voice:
"What do you want to do? It's not so easy to kill the black-bellied Song Jiang, especially now that he's only the second leader and is about to become the boss."

Su Shan said to the Red Queen:

"What if I make him not the boss?"

The Red Queen analyzed it and said:
"The second child in ten thousand years, plus he has great ambition but very little ability. Maybe you can make him angry, but it will not be easy to make him angry to death."

Su Shan said:

"I'm still prepared. I've sent a letter to Zhong Er. With Zhong Er's wisdom, I naturally know what to do. At that time, our team will get a suitable identity to appear in front of everyone in Liangshan."

Su Shan sent a letter to Zhong Er, saying that he has become a bandit and now has tens of thousands of elite soldiers and generals. I hope that the old manager of Zhong Er will not worry about his safety.

"Are you waiting to be recruited? This is not in line with your character." The Red Queen laughed.

Su Shan smiled and said:

"Zhaoan, hehe, do you think I care about the government? I just want to complete the task first, and my personality changes from time to time. Besides, if my next plan is successful, I plan to transfer the Erlongshan team to Cangzhou. Then go straight to the Liao king's court and take advantage of the trend to kill in the direction of Jurchen, the bandit army should look like a bandit army, robbery and killing are the main thing."

"why?"

The Red Queen didn't understand Su Shan's intention anymore, Su Shan smiled and said:

"My tens of thousands of female relatives are only a few hundred. The matter of tens of thousands of bachelors must be resolved. Besides, as my plan unfolds, the team may become larger and larger. I don't allow troops to rob civilian women, but female prisoners can be assigned. , At that time, this team can continue to sweep from north to west, maybe I will sweep to Africa or Europe."

The Red Queen said in surprise:
"Is it right to catch men who kill women? Your thinking is a bit evil."

Su Shan's eyes glowed and said:
"I don't necessarily have to implement this plan, as long as I hand over the army to the right person to command after I go north, I will stay in this world for too long."

It's hard for the Red Queen to say anything. She also knows the events of the Northern Song Dynasty very well. Liao, Jin and other countries have caused great harm to the Han people in the Central Plains. It is not surprising that Su Shan swept the north.

What is Su Shan's plan, even the Red Queen who has been by his side doesn't know, but now he needs to try the first plan, which is whether he can take advantage of the situation to destroy Song Jiang.

For this stand-in mission, Su Shan needs to try to complete the mission, so that he will know how to complete other stand-in missions in the future, so he can't even kill Song Jiang personally and can only use other methods.

Su Shan won't stay in the mission world for a long time, and the first priority is to complete the mission of the substitute. Although he has broken through Ren Du's second line and armor body protection, he is not absolutely safe in this world.

"By the way, I've been analyzing for a while. According to the martial arts evaluation of a hero's true nature, this world is indeed no problem in the first-level intermediate world, but the ranking of the Water Margin is at the forefront, even surpassing the sword of the third young master. In the movie, you must know that among the swords of the three young masters, Xie Xiaofeng and Yan Shisan's swords are extremely powerful, and they even seem to be much stronger than the heroes themselves.

Although I have surpassed the power shown in the movie, there must be something special about being in the front row, isn't it? " Su Shan continued.

The Red Queen analyzed for a while, and she couldn't find the reason, so she whispered:

"Could it be related to Taoism in this world?"

(End of this chapter)