Chapter 9 Diarrhea Down Three Thousand Feet

"The above is a simple explanation of the method of refining weapons. Where do you have..."

"Ah... Huh!? What?" That's good, but I said a lot, but I didn't understand much.

"That is to say! You have strengthened the weapon to MAX with spiritual power."

"Oh oh oh! Got it!"

"However, this spell is not free..." After finishing speaking, the blade of grass in Yan Chaoxue's hand turned black and turned into fly ash.

"This is……?"

"The art of refining is not omnipotent. The method of refining is a one-time spell. After refining, the objects without exception will be destroyed to varying degrees according to the strength of the refining, and turned into fly ash..."

"Oh~" Sitting under the tree, Liu Li suddenly realized that he picked up a green leaf and stood up. His eyes were focused on the green leaf, and then he poured his source power into it.

"Bang——!" The green leaves exploded in Liu Li's hands.

"..." Liu Li was silent, and Feng Xi also watched with great interest the leaves that exploded into flying ash and disappeared with the wind.

"See? This is an example of a weapon being strengthened to the point of explosion."

"Ooh!"

"..." Liu Li was autistic.

"Liu Li, this method of refining can actually be successful as long as you practice more." Guo Shuang comforted.

"I understand, it's time for me to improve my control, thank you for the encouragement."

"come on!"

"The so-called aura of heaven and earth is Yang Qi and Yin Qi. You can understand it as the internal force in literary works. You are different from ordinary people. You are born with abundant Yang Qi and are suitable for cultivation. My obligation is to teach you the art Whether you can really comprehend it or not depends on yourself, I still have something to deal with here, so let’s go first, Liu Li and junior sister are here, if you don’t understand anything, you can ask.” Yan Zhaoxue waved and left.

"Third brother... I'm here to train with you..." Liu Li patted Feng Xi on the shoulder and said.

"Boss! You must not leave me alone and run away!"

"Okay, okay, I can't do anything with you as a rookie."

……

In the next hour, after Liu Li fried more than 700 leaves, he was finally able to perfectly control the amount of source power released. Liu Li was quite interested in the feeling of success after such hard work.

"Hey, third child, you've been sitting for so long, do you feel anything?" Liu Li looked at Feng Xi who was meditating with her legs crossed and her eyes closed, speechlessly.

"Damn it...how on earth do you want to comprehend it!!" Feng Xi finally couldn't take it anymore, after sitting for so long, she didn't feel anything in her body.

"Boss, do you know? The way I am now is like when I was a child, I always felt that I should have superpowers. I tried to bend a spoon with my mind. Now I am like a fool when I was a child! It's so uncomfortable!" Feng Xi Gritting his teeth, he pulled two handfuls of grass.

"You have to work hard, feel the energy in the dantian, this warm sun... I really want to sleep..." Liu Li yawned and lay on the lawn.

"Boss! Boss! Don't sleep! You haven't told me how to feel yet!"

"Mind... read..." Liu Li closed her eyes and fell asleep.

"Oh no!"

……

A few more days passed.

"Let's go, brothers, go out for a drink or a meal? I'm treating you today!" Feng Xi kicked open the dormitory door with a smile.

"Well, the sun is out in the west?"

"Don't talk nonsense, just ask if you want to go!"

"Go! Definitely go! How can you not go for the third brother's treat?"

"...Let's go." Liu Li moved his body and left the dormitory first.

……

"Hey... Boss, did you notice it? There seems to be a green magic circle floating in this restaurant!" Feng Xi whispered in Liu Li's ear.

"Oh, according to the color classification, this should be a small corruption array."

"Boss, do you still understand formations?"

"I don't know much, but it's enough."

"This is a formation that makes the food within the range of the formation look fresh while accelerating the internal corruption. It is very rare, and it has just been activated, and it only takes a few days to work. It may be It may just be a prank by some little monster that caused the guest to have diarrhea and gastroenteritis, and it can’t kill anyone.”

"You can tell Guo Shuang and the others that the Taoist family is in charge of this. I'm afraid that they will destroy this restaurant by accident."

"Oh."

School canteen.

"The restaurants outside the school are all rotten...students can go back to the cafeteria to eat, rotten, rotten! Let's generate more resentment!" The canteen aunt cut vegetables faster.

……

"Ring-ring--"

"No class in the afternoon, going to the Internet cafe?" the fourth child.

"First decide where to eat. I won't go to the cafeteria." The second child said.

"Don't go to the canteen? What happened to the canteen?" The third child was quite curious. After all, the previous canteen was still edible.

"Damn, you don't know the third one, the canteen tastes terrible!"

"Pull it down, I won't go to the cafeteria if I'm killed, let's buy something and go directly to the Internet cafe to take a seat, there will be no seats when it's late."

"I think it's okay, let's go." Liu Li nodded in agreement.

"Didi——" Liu Li's cell phone suddenly vibrated.

"?"

"Well, brothers, I have something to do, so I won't go to the Internet cafe with you." Liu Li turned around and left.

"Boss! Listen to my brother's advice! You can't stand on three boats! These three girls are all very good! Hurry up and choose one! Don't delay them!" The fourth child shouted heartbreakingly.

"Damn... I'm so jealous..." x2.

"Walk around, I'm not in the mood to go to the Internet cafe, go back to the dormitory, let the boss come back and bring us food."

"Boss! Bring me a set meal of fried noodles and KFC!"

"Me too!" x2.

"...What the hell..." Liu Li quickly walked towards "Mr. Fat".

……

"Student Liu Li, thank you for agreeing to my request." Guo Xiang bowed to Liu Li in thanks.

"It's nothing, I'm quite free after all~" Liu Li said with a smile, how many years have you lived in this world?forget……

"But it's so green here..." Liu Li looked around and saw that a large number of buildings were shrouded in green light, but ordinary people passing by couldn't see it.

"It is basically certain that all the restaurants centered on the school and all the restaurants and food stalls have been put under the rank of corruption." Yan Chaoxue pushed his glasses and analyzed.

"Such a small formation is rarely used on such a large scale. If activated at this scale, it will interfere with other people's normal lives, so it is better to solve it as soon as possible." Guo Shuang suggested.

"The anti-purification formation needs to be activated on an auspicious day. One day later is the nearest auspicious day. If you want Feng Xi to exercise his abilities, you can bring Liu Li along with him."

"Well, okay, that rookie really needs to practice hard."

"Then I'll go first, those three want me to bring them food, that's enough." Liu Li turned and walked to the nearest fast food restaurant surrounded by a magic circle, anyway, she couldn't die.

……

The next morning, in the bright sunshine, in the 619 dormitory.

"Let me... go to the toilet again..." The third child held on to the table and walked towards the toilet with his legs shaking like sifting chaff.

"Help! I'm going to have an anal prolapse!" The second fat man lay on the ground and almost couldn't get up.

"Boss... go to the infirmary to get the antidiarrheal medicine! Help us! Help me!" Lao Huang was so exhausted that he couldn't even pick up his phone.

"Hold on, I'm going to get the antidiarrheal medicine right now, and be steady."

"I won't eat messy food again, Mom!" x3, the three of them agreed that there was something wrong with the fried noodles or the KFC set meal.

……

The appointed time is up.

"The corruption formation belongs to "wood" and is restrained with "gold". Each of the four of us has a thunder talisman, one in the southeast and one in the north. I am in the east, Liu Li is in the south, Shuang'er is in the west, and Feng Xi is in the north." Still In the "Mr. Fat" restaurant, Yan Chaoxue arranged the positions of everyone.

"The eye of the north corner is just at the door of this "Mr. Fat"."

"The method of activating the Thunder God Talisman is similar to the method of refining weapons. You only need to input a certain amount of spiritual power into the Talisman. The balance of power is very important."

"Third brother, come on later."

"Yes! Boss!"

……

"Find the eye, Feng Xi is in place." Feng Xi squatted under the window of "Mr. Fat", the Tai Chi pattern exuded golden light.

"Dongfang, Yan Chaoxue is in place."

"West, Guo Shuang is in place."

"South, take your place."

"Activate the Thunder Talisman at the same time, activate the purification array to complete the task, get ready, start!"

"Ah... I don't know what's going on today, there's not a single guest... Huh?" Xiaopingtou, who was cleaning the table, suddenly saw Feng Xi squatting on the ground under the window, not knowing what he was doing.

"It's this kid again...?? Why do you feel a little panicked?"

school.

"Unexpectedly! Someone dared to move my corruption array!"

"The purification array has been activated, have you activated the Thunder Talisman successfully?" Yan Chaoxue asked.

"Yes."

"OK."

"Success...success...bang!" The talisman in Feng Xi's hand flashed golden light, and then exploded.

"What to do! I blew up the talisman!"

"Calm down first, panic won't solve the problem." Yan Chaoxue covered her eyes and wondered why she had to find such a pig teammate, regretting it.

"I'll pass you a thunder talisman, try again."

"DiDi-!"

"Well, let me ask... why is there a fee for this thing? It's still 49.98?" Feng Xi opened the app and wanted to kneel.

"Third brother, don't worry about so many details, okay? Can't you trust yourself just once?"

"Hey~ third child, I forgot to tell you, I detected a target that is heading towards you at high speed, it should be a suspect, beat her! Come on!" Feng Xi was about to confirm, Liu Li was kind remind.

"I'll go! Can I do it? Come on? Why don't you just call Ollie!"

"What is that? She seems to be an aunt? What a good skill! She was trained in square dancing?" A passerby looked at the red whirlwind passing in front of him and wondered.

"Want to purify my corruption formation? Impatient!"

"Wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooires

"It's you! You ruined my good deed!" The cafeteria aunt glared at Feng Xi with a fierce look on her face. What kind of image does the aunt look like?Make up your own mind.

"Wha...what?! Are you! The cafeteria aunt?" Feng Xi remembered who the hunky guy in front of her was.

"Call me Auntie! No big or small!"

"You... aren't human?" Feng Xi knew the real identity of the cafeteria aunt as soon as the image in front of her eyes blurred.

(End of this chapter)

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