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Chapter 74 Welcome to the "Youyuan" shop

"These five elf eggs are all green and highly qualified, but if you really want to buy them, you have to tell a joke first." To test whether a person can tell a joke is to judge whether he is a really happy person. It will affect the development of the relationship with the elves.

There was a hint of horror in the man's eyes when he heard this. The owner of this store is really powerful with a green elf egg.

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"Doctor: Sir, there is bad news, and there is worse news.

Patient: What's the bad news?
Doctor: You only have 24 hours to live.

Patient: What's the worse news?
Doctor: I should have told you this time yesterday. "

"Although the story is a bit short, it's still a pass. The five elf eggs are Squirtle, Arbo Snake, Mountain Mouse, Nidoran, and Katie. Which one do you want?" Liu Li stroked He embraced Ibrahimovic's head and said.

"I want Nidoran." The man seemed to know a lot about elves, and thought for a while.

"Okay." Liu Li put Nidoran's elf eggs into the incubator and came to the cashier.

"What's your name sir?"

"My name is Harada."

"Mr. Harada, Nidoran's elf eggs are 30."

"Boss Yueming, did you quote the wrong price?" Mr. Harada gasped after hearing this. In other breeding houses, an orange-qualified elf egg would sell for 40 yuan.

40, in this world, is the four-year savings of an ordinary family excluding daily expenses.

"30 yuan, no deception, the price of a green elf egg is indeed this price with me."

"It's not so easy to buy high-quality elf eggs, they have to pass the test." Liu Li smiled and took the bank card handed over by Mr. Harada, and transferred the amount to his own card.

"Thank you boss." Mr. Harada took the elf egg and walked out of the store excitedly. In this world, honesty is also the basic principle of life.

"No, I have to open up an ordinary channel to buy elf eggs." So, the remaining empty spaces on the counter were filled with ordinary orange and yellow elf eggs.

"As a breeding house, an ecological garden should also be arranged." Therefore, the empty space behind the house was built and the internal space was expanded several times. There are volcanoes, deserts, grasslands, forests, oceans... different living environments. .

Breeding houses usually need to sell elf eggs and young elves. Without the care of young elves, it will feel very boring.

Just as Liu Li had just placed the ecological garden built by the system and returned to the cash register, Yamada Reihara's mother and Imura Saki's mother took them into the breeding house.

"Mrs. Yamada, Mrs. Imura, what's the matter?" Liu Li greeted with a smile.

"The children said they want elves, so they come to your place to have a look." Mrs. Imura said while pulling Zao Jirou.

"Okay, here are four green-qualified elf eggs, namely Squirrel Turtle, Arbor Snake, Katie Dog, and Mountain Mouse. Originally, you need to pass a test before you can buy these four elf eggs." Liu Li said After a pause, he leaned over and rubbed the heads of Zao Ji and Ling Yuan.

"Zaoji and Lingyuan love elves very much. I'm sure they will treat them well, so they don't need to pass the test. The green qualified elf egg is 30 a piece, and the price is enough." Liu Li stood up straight and rubbed her hands The head of Eevee sleeping on his left shoulder.

"Buyi~" Ibrahimovic cried out comfortably in his sleep.

"30? Isn't it too cheap? Yueming, aren't you worried about losing money?" Mrs. Yamada kindly reminded her.

"Currently, I only provide five high-quality elf eggs every day, 30 yuan, and the price will not change, but you must pass the test to be eligible to buy." Liu Li brought the two children to the counter.

"Choose."

In the end, Zaoji chose Katie and Lingyuan chose Squirrel. After payment, the two children took the elf eggs in the incubator and ran home ahead of their parents.

"Yue Ming-jun, I will help you to promote it." After paying, Mrs. Imura said enthusiastically.

"Thank you, welcome to visit next time."

Half a month passed quickly, and the five green elf eggs every day were sold out. The few jokes I remember most clearly are the following ones.

"When a plane crashed, a deceased person worried that others would not know who he was, so he swallowed his ID card. A coroner found out after searching for several days, and sent an article to call the experts."

"Patient: Doctor, how long can I live?
Doctor: 5.

Patient: 5 years?five months?
Doctor: 4.

patient:? !

Doctor: 3.

Patient: What's the matter?
Doctor: 2.

Patient: Am I going to die soon?

Doctor: Oh yeah, off work! "

"A netizen ranted against the poster: women are like eggs, the skin is hard, when the skin is peeled off, the inside is clear, but the inside is yellow; men are like mangoes, the outside is yellow, and the inside is even yellower after peeling off; But the landlord is different, the landlord is like a pineapple, with a yellow heart and green head."

There are almost no people in this world who don't like elves. If there are some, it only accounts for one hundred thousandth of the total number of people. After all, nothing is absolute.

Liu Li was sitting behind the cash register, and Kirulian was sitting on his lap with his feet up and listening to him tell fairy tales. Suddenly, a milky white light that symbolized evolution lit up in the breeding room, and the light made the whole shop feel ecstatic. Transparent one.

The light of evolution receded slowly, and Xanadu, who had evolved at level [-], appeared in the eyes of Liu Li and the customers.

The body of Flashing Gardevoir is white, and it is about ten centimeters taller than the ordinary evolved Gardevoir, reaching over [-] meters. It looks like it is wearing an elegant dance evening dress, the inside of the skirt is green, and the hairstyle is also It has changed and turned into a light blue curly shape, extending to the bottom of the head. The arms are green, and there is no obvious boundary between the arms and hands. The fingers are slender and connected straight to the hands, like wearing a Wearing gloves, the fin-like horns on its head before evolution moved to its chest and back after its evolution. There are spiked structures next to its face, like wearing a ball mask, and a thin green belt on its chest is connected to the middle of the horns. , with glove-like arms attached, it looked like she was wearing a long dress. It looked more delicate than the ordinary Gardevoir, and her face was more beautiful.

"Xanai~" Shanaido didn't hug Liu Li like before, because he was afraid that the horns on his chest would hurt him, but just held his palm tightly.

Just when the customers wanted to congratulate him, Ibrahimovic, who was lying on his left shoulder, also floated up, and the dazzling white light once again enveloped the entire store.

The white light receded slowly, and Ibrahimovic, the shining fairy, landed on the cash register, and another evolved elf appeared in the eyes of Liu Li and the customers.

(End of this chapter)