i'm not weird

Chapter 4 I woke up on a 1.8-meter-wide soft bed

'Beep, beep, beep, beep...'

The ear-piercing bell rang in Gu Qingjiu's ears one after another.

Gu Qingjiu opened his eyes and woke up from the 1.8-meter-wide soft bed.

"Gulu..." Gu Qingjiu swallowed, breathing in the slightly smelly air in the room, his whole body was dry and hot, and the sound of heavy breathing was still evident in this silent room.

'Boom boom boom...'

There was a knock on the door.

Gu Qingjiu hurriedly got up from the bed, he glanced at his clothes, it was still the uniform of the investigator of the All Heavens Weird Investigation Bureau.

"I'm coming in!" The door of the room was pushed open, and a human wearing a thick exoskeleton mech spoke in a female electronically synthesized voice. She held a piece of food that looked like mashed potatoes in one hand.

Gu Qingjiu looked at the human who pushed open the door, and the image of the Master Chief in "Halo" suddenly appeared in his mind, but there was still some gap.

"Who are you? Where is this?" Gu Qingjiu vaguely remembered that his last memory should be the female electronically synthesized voice on the glass door saying 'ID4396, I wish you good fortune! '.

"Lord Demora, he is very confused." The human wearing a thick exoskeleton mecha said to the walkie-talkie on his chest.

"I'm watching. Be careful. He's probably a member of the 'Iron Horse and Ice River Sect'." The voice of the officer came from the intercom.

"Yes! Lord Demora!" she said again, "Then do I need to answer his question?"

"You make your own decision, I can't hear him here." Demora replied in a deep voice.

The human in front of Gu Qingjiu, wearing a heavy exoskeleton mecha, turned off the walkie-talkie on his chest and placed the mushy food in his hand that looked like mashed potatoes on the bed next to Gu Qingjiu.

Gu Qingjiu was very vigilant. He looked at the human standing by the bed and repeated the above words: "Who are you? Where is this?"

"I am the captain of the Civil Guard on the Upside Down Lighthouse, number 00348, you can call me Sister Qin." Sister Qin said, "This is the human country of the Upside Down Lighthouse, one of the few remaining civilized habitats for human beings."

"An upside-down lighthouse? Guards? Habitat of human civilization?" Gu Qingjiu was really confused, but he couldn't reveal that he didn't understand anything, so he had to ask, "Which habitat of human civilization are you here?"

Gu Qingjiu was a little nervous, after all, it was her first mission.

Sister Qin's face was full of doubts under the thick exoskeleton mecha, she only felt that Gu Qingjiu was playing with her.

Now in this world, how can there be people who don't know the habitat of human civilization?
However, Sister Qin still answered Gu Qingjiu's question carefully: "This is the habitat of the lighthouse human civilization, and it is one of the three mainstream human civilizations after the end."

Although Sister Qin's words were very simple, Gu Qingjiu was a little shocked by the information revealed.

Gu Qingjiu swallowed again, stabilized her mind, and said in a deep voice, "Thank you!"

Sister Qin gave Gu Qingjiu a strange look.

The word "thank you" is no longer used after the apocalypse, and Gu Qingjiu's behavior is indeed very similar to the behavior of human beings before the apocalypse.

Sister Qin felt this way, and she said to Gu Qingjiu: "The food on this plate is Shangmin's big pot meal. In view of your unknown origin, you need to observe in this room for a while. Please stay in this room for a while." Don't run around and cause us trouble."

After saying that, Sister Qin left the room and locked the door.

Gu Qingjiu didn't care either. He picked up the plate with something similar to mashed potatoes and took a careful bite.

"vomit……"

Vomited on the spot.

Gu Qingjiu covered her mouth, looking at the rotten food on the dinner plate in shock.

"I've never eaten...such unpalatable food! At this moment, I really believe...even if it's shit, it tastes better than this!"

"vomit!……"

Gu Qingjiu retched for 2 minutes before recovering.

At this time, Gu Qingjiu had time to make sure that nothing was lost on him.

"Flintlock guns, investigator ID cards, "Investigator Rules", electronic watches...there is nothing missing, that's good." Gu Qingjiu breathed a sigh of relief.

Fortunately, Gu Qingjiu had already eaten instant noodles before entering the space tunnel, otherwise he would definitely be hungry now.

Gu Qingjiu got up from the bed, arranged his uniform, and walked to the door of the room.

Although Sister Qin asked Gu Qingjiu to stay in this room for a few more days, but he was unwilling in his heart.

This time the 'Iron Horse Glacier' mission was Gu Qingjiu's first mission, and the mission type was still the most difficult 'containment', so how could he let his time be wasted in the room.

Gu Qingjiu leaned against the door of the room, and then glanced at the layout of the furniture in the room.

A bed, a table, a chair.

"Simple layout, no room to hide things." Gu Qingjiu commented on the furniture layout in this room.

Then Gu Qingjiu's gaze swept to the eight corners of the room.

In two of the corners, Gu Qingjiu found two electronic cameras.

"Sure enough, it is monitored." Gu Qingjiu nodded, he did not forget that his watch can perform some more complex hacking behaviors.

"Xiao Hei, help me hack into these two electronic cameras." Gu Qingjiu said softly to her electronic watch.

【clear! (oω`o)】

At this time, Xiao Hei's intelligence is more like that of a child who has just been born, and can only execute some relatively simple commands.

Then, Gu Qingjiu saw a string of strange programming codes floating on the electronic screen, and the two electronic cameras went dark.

"The person controlling these two electronic cameras shouldn't notice, right?" Gu Qingjiu asked out of caution.

【of course not! (#`O')]

Xiaohei's words appear on the electronic screen of the electronic watch.

Gu Qingjiu breathed a sigh of relief after receiving a confident answer.

Taking advantage of this opportunity, Gu Qingjiu took out the short blunderbuss and flintlock pistol together with the bullet pouch containing ten silver bullets from the uniform.

After wiping the surface of the musket and flintlock with his uniform, he broke it apart and inserted a silver bullet into the barrel.

"There are nine more." Gu Qingjiu planned to use only five for this containment mission, and save the remaining five for the next mission.

After finishing loading the short musket and flintlock gun, Gu Qingjiu said to Xiao Hei: "Xiao Hei, help me hack into the main electronic equipment of this upside-down lighthouse. I need to get the map of this upside-down lighthouse. , camera locations, lighthouse guards’ patrol routes, and the equipment warehouse of the upside-down lighthouse.”

【Pack it in my hands!ヾ(▽)ノ】

There was a sense of joy in Xiao Hei's words.

As a string of strange programming codes passed by, Xiao Hei lost his voice.

Gu Qingjiu was waiting for news from Xiao Hei. He thought very clearly that as long as he got the map of the upside-down lighthouse, the location of the camera and the patrol route of the lighthouse guard, his survival rate could be greatly improved.

"If there is a chance, let's get a set of lighthouse guard's exoskeleton mecha!" Gu Qingjiu made up his mind.

After all, Gu Qingjiu is a man, and men are not attracted to exoskeleton mechs.

(End of this chapter)