i'm not weird

Chapter 1 Novice Investigator Gu Qingjiu
In an alley away from the hustle and bustle of the world, there is a two-story bookstore located here.

On the second floor of the bookstore, Gu Qingjiu was sleeping on the bed, clutching a case book tightly in his hands. This case book had been deformed by his grasp. On it was a doctor from a top-tier hospital who personally certified the terminal cancer.

Waking up from the dream, Gu Qingjiu sat up suddenly, gasping for breath, his eyes were a little blank.

Gu Qingjiu got up from the bed, washed up casually, took the case book to the first floor, sat on the counter, made a cup of hot tea for himself, and pressed the case book on the counter with his hand.

Gu Qingjiu picked up the teacup and took a sip of hot tea. The hot tea tasted slightly bitter, but it made him smile. He took out a stack of contracts about 'joining the Weird Investigation Bureau of the Heavens' from the drawer of the counter, and read them carefully. stand up.

This contract was given to him the day before yesterday by a man who claimed to be a 'senior investigator who perfectly cleared a level five weird event mission'.

It was the line at the end of the contract that attracted Gu Qingjiu to sign the contract.

'After signing your name, you will join the Zhutian Weird Investigation Bureau and contribute your own strength to purify the weird events in the Zhutian world. '

This sentence is not long, only 45 short words, but it is not the words that attracted Gu Qingjiu to sign the contract, what attracted him were some precautions below this sentence.

Gu Qingjiu clearly saw twelve words on these precautions, clearing up cancer, strengthening the body, learning skills...

"Eliminate cancer? Is it really so miraculous?" Gu Qingjiu suddenly pressed his hand on his case book, talking to himself.

Gu Qingjiu has been troubled by his cancer for a long time. He has never tasted the feeling of being full.

"If there is such a miracle as stated in the contract, then wouldn't my cancer really be curable?" Gu Qingjiu thought, after signing her name, she sat quietly in front of the counter.

The stack of contracts, after Gu Qingjiu signed his name, floated up in the air, burned in mid-air, turned into ashes and fell on the counter.

Gu Qingjiu's little head was full of great doubts, he stretched out his hand cautiously, and dipped his index finger into the pile of ashes.

"Hmm... it's the authentic Ashes, that's right." Gu Qingjiu looked at the Ashes on his index finger and nodded.

However, there was a sudden burst of strange fragrance in the air, and Gu Qingjiu fell asleep directly.

The gloomy weather outside the bookstore dissipated, leaving only a scorching sun shining through the clouds on the wall of Gu Qingjiu Bookstore.

I don't know how long it took for Gu Qingjiu to wake up from his sleep. Looking at his face, this dream should be a dream with both good and evil.

The ashes on the counter had already fallen to the ground with Gu Qingjiu's breathing, the hot tea was drunk at some point, and even the case book that Gu Qingjiu had read halfway seemed to have been turned over.

Gu Qingjiu rubbed his eyes, leaned on the back of the chair, yawned, and stretched. He patted his forehead to wake him up a lot. He looked at the counter and fell silent.

"It seems someone came here while I was asleep."

Gu Qingjiu's brain is still working quite well, he saw the hot tea he drank and the case book turned to the last page at a glance.

Gu Qingjiu picked up the case book, and as expected, someone wrote a line with a pen on the last page of the case book.

[Dear Mr. Gu Qingjiu, I am the liaison officer of the Liaison Section of the Weitian Investigation Bureau, you can call me 'Zihe'.

According to the name you signed on the signing contract of the Weitian Investigation Bureau, you have become an investigator of the Weitian Investigation Bureau.

I have transformed this cancer case book into the "Investigator's Rules" from the physical level. I hope you can read this book carefully to understand the common sense of investigators as soon as possible.

Reminder: The signing rewards of the Weird Investigation Bureau of the Heavens have been issued, please sign for them in your wooden box on the second floor. 】

Gu Qingjiu looked at the last page of the book in his hand, and casually flipped through it in disbelief. It was supposed to confirm his own cancer, but it really turned into the "Investigator's Rules", and the thin case sheet Also thickened.

"Good guy! Is this the liaison officer?"

With this in mind, Gu Qingjiu opened the "Rules for Investigators".

As the owner of this bookstore, Gu Qingjiu has always bought this house because he loves to read, so he read the book "Investigator Rules" verbatim.

Gu Qingjiu finished reading "Investigators' Rules", and the content inside made him feel a little strange.

After thinking for a while, Gu Qingjiu couldn't figure out the reason, so he closed the "Investigator Rules".

And on the cover of this book, the first article of the code is clearly written.

[Rule [-] of the Investigator Rules: If it is not necessary, please do not leave your accommodation space at will]

Gu Qingjiu didn't think too much. He stood up and walked to the second floor of the bookstore.

The layout on the second floor is very simple.

A desk with a two-year-old laptop on it.

A small wardrobe, most of which are white shirts and black pants.

There are mattresses and quilts on the floor, and there is a pink bear doll next to the pillow.

A wooden box was placed next to Gu Qingjiu's desk, and the words 'Exclusively for Contracted Investigators' were engraved on the wooden box.

"There really is a wooden box..." Gu Qingjiu still remembered the words written by the liaison officer named 'Zihe'.

Gu Qingjiu stepped forward and pressed the wooden box, not because he didn't want to open it, but because he didn't know how to open the wooden box.

Gu Qingjiu thought for a moment, then pressed his hands on the wooden box.

The wooden box opened automatically as if it had received some instruction.

At the same time, the two-year-old notebook placed on the desk also lit up.

Gu Qingjiu got up and glanced at the lit notebook.

"Can I open a wooden box and trigger your power button?" Gu Qingjiu was puzzled.

[Welcome the novice investigator with ID 4396, I am your guidance assistant]

This line of words appeared on the notebook and was broadcast through the notebook's speaker.

Gu Qingjiu was almost distracted by the ear-piercing voice. He quickly sat down at the desk, turned off the stereo of the laptop, and looked at the words written on the screen of the laptop two years ago on the desk.

Gu Qingjiu thought for a moment, then reached out and typed the word "Hello" on the keyboard of the laptop. Then he saw the words on the screen of the laptop disappear instantly, and then a new line of words appeared.

[4396 Novice Investigator, hello, this is the central computer of the Heavens Weird Investigation Bureau. The computer you are holding is a branch product of the central computer.You can use this computer to receive tasks, enter the mall to buy skills, equipment, draw prizes or strengthen your body, spirit, skills or equipment. Do you have any questions? 】

Gu Qingjiu looked at the words on the screen, and then quickly typed on the keyboard with both hands.

"I would like to ask, what do you need to exchange for purchasing skills, equipment, lottery draws, or strengthening your body, mind, skills, or equipment, or... what are you using to buy them? Also, this Can malls cure cancer?"

Soon the laptop gave the answer.

[Complete the tasks issued by the Weird Investigation Bureau of the Heavens, and you can get mysterious coins. Through the mysterious coins, you can buy skills, equipment, draw prizes or strengthen your body, spirit, skills, and equipment.

As for cancer, it needs to be classified according to the type of cancer. Some cancers are incurable. 】

"That's it!" Gu Qingjiu nodded, and then typed, "Then can you explain to me what body and spirit represent?"

After Gu Qingjiu saw the words on the laptop screen disappear, it took about 10 minutes before new words appeared.

[The body represents your physical fitness, and the spirit represents the strength of your willpower and mental strength.

Hold on……

I need to bring up your digitized DNA panel.

I'm sorry, novice investigator 4396, I didn't find your DNA information on the central computer, did you use the DNA detection device of the Weitian Investigation Bureau? 】

"DNA detection device?" Gu Qingjiu looked at these words and suddenly felt that this investigation bureau had become more powerful.

[Yes, 4396 novice investigators, every investigator who signs a contract with the Mysterious Investigation Bureau will receive a DNA testing device about themselves.

After using the DAN detection device, your DNA information will be collected by the central computer of the Weitian Investigation Bureau and used to strengthen your body and spirit. 】

Gu Qingjiu didn't read the words on the laptop screen, so he stood up and went to the wooden box. He reached out and dug through the wooden box and took out three items.

One is about the identity certificate of a novice investigator of the Zhutian Occult Investigation Bureau.Gu Qingjiu put this thing in his pocket.

One is a very ordinary flintlock gun and the matching bullets. There are only ten bullets in total, made of pure silver.

Gu Qingjiu played with the flintlock gun and looked at the third item.

This object is spherical and has a hole, which is just big enough to fit one of Gu Qingjiu's fingers.

"This should be the DNA detection device that the computer calls." Gu Qingjiu put his finger into the hole of the ball.

'Di--'

When Gu Qingjiu heard the ball making a soft sound, he felt his finger pricked, and then the ball glowed blue.

When the light dissipated, Gu Qingjiu took his fingers out of the ball and returned to his laptop.

"What about now? Can I find it now?" Gu Qingjiu asked while typing.

【...Inquiry...】

These words appeared on the laptop screen, making Gu Qingjiu always feel that it was a person who typed this line of words behind the screen, not the branch computer intelligence of the central computer.

[Query successful, 4396 novice investigators, the following is your DNA panel after digitization]

【Name: Gu Qingjiu

Authority: Novice Investigator
Body: 1 (The higher the body, the higher the bonus to physical fitness, and the higher the physical damage to weird events)

Spirit: 5 (the higher the spirit, the higher the spiritual damage to weird events)

Mystery: 1 (the higher the mystery, the higher the resistance to strange events)
Skill: Gluttony (Talent: Eat weird flesh and blood, you can increase spirit and mysterious attribute points according to the weird level, and have a chance to get weird talent skills,) (Talent cannot be strengthened or upgraded with mysterious coins) (Note: Weird After eating too much, it is easy to cause separation of mind and body)
Equipment: blunderbuss, flintlock (common)
Mysterious coins: 10 (given as a gift after signing a contract)]

(End of this chapter)