Humanoid Pokémon in American comics

Chapter 122 120 Deadpool
"I'm so lonely in the back!"

A man wearing a red tights and a mask with two knives on his back, because he was so bored in the back seat of a taxi, he drilled hard into the co-pilot from behind.

"Oh! Help me!"

The man accidentally pushed too hard and fell into the co-pilot.

"I have to hold the steering wheel, sorry."

The weak-looking taxi driver was not angry, but instead smiled and answered the man who seemed to be a bit mentally disturbed.

After finally seeing the man successfully sit in the co-pilot seat, the taxi driver smiled and stretched out his hand and said, "My name is Daofend."

The man in the red tights stretched out his hand and said in a strange way: "My name is Death and Name Servant."

"That's great." Deadpool said, pointing to the photo posted in the cab.

Dolphin: "Smells good, doesn't it?"

Deadpool: "It's not the daffodil sachet, it's the girl."

"Ah, Geeta's, she is very charming, she should be my admirable and enviable good wife." Speaking here, the driver Duofend shook his head in a low voice, "Geita falls in love with my cousin, Bandu, He's a very attractive scumbag."

"Dorfind, I think I'm in your car for a reason."

"Yes sir, you called a car, remember?"

"No, my slender brown friend, love is a beautiful thing! When you find true love, the whole world smells like narcissus daydreams, so you gotta hold on to love! Hold on tight!"

After finishing speaking, Deadpool touched his fists with Dolfand and continued: "Never let go, don't repeat my mistakes! Do you understand? Otherwise, the whole world will be like a fat mother who has finished hot yoga!"

Deadpool once met his true love, her, but unfortunately, in order not to let her see how he looked like when he had lung cancer, he chose to let go and leave. Although he recovered from his illness now, he has become such an inhumane person. It looks like a ghost!Now Deadpool has given up on finding his lover.

"Sir, what does Fat Mama smell like?"

"It's like the smell of two bums exercising each other in a shoe full of piss, I can go on and on, Doffind, the point is that it's bad, it's bad!"

"Mr. Deadpool, why are you wearing such a coquettish red tights?"

"Oh, because it's Christmas, Dolfand, and I'm looking for someone on my naughty list who I've been looking for for a year, three months, six days and fourteen minutes to make up for what he did to me thing!"

"Mr. Deadpool, what did you do to you?"

"What a piece of shit!"

After finishing speaking, Deadpool pulled down his mask, revealing his ugly appearance of a child who is neither human nor ghost, but can stop the night crying.

Deadpool is out for revenge, he was fooled by those people!

They lied to him that they could cure his cancer, but they tortured him everywhere, subjected him to all kinds of inhuman suffering, and disfigured his face.

In the end, he was lucky enough to awaken the self-healing ability in his body, which allowed him to survive, but his face will always be like this.

Even if the flesh on the face is cut off with a knife, it will still return to the current ghostly appearance under the self-healing ability in a short time.

"Oops! I forgot my ammo bag!"

This time Deadpool was out for revenge, but suddenly he found that he forgot to bring his ammunition bag.

"Are we going back?"

"No time, fuck it! I can do it!"

"Nine, ten, eleven, twelve." Deadpool put the only twelve bullets on his body into the magazine. "Park here!"

"A total of 27 five dollars."

"I don't carry a wallet when I work, it will ruin the line of my tights, how about we have a happy high five?"

"it is good!"

Deadpool and this taxi driver Dolfand had a happy high-five.

"Merry Christmas!"

"Happy Tuesday and April to you too, Mr. Deadpool."

On the road bridge, Deadpool sits on the fence and draws a cute picture with his feet swinging. When he sees the target person coming, he falls directly from the fence.

"with full force!"

Ajax knew that Deadpool, a super killer with almost immortality, was going to kill him, so every time he traveled, several cars surrounded him.

But some of his bodyguards really didn't expect that Deadpool would attack them by free falling from the bridge.

Deadpool freefalls from the bridge deck, landing precisely through the sunroof of a car full of bodyguards.

Before these bodyguards could react, they were easily killed by the unarmed Deadpool.

"Big news! A series of crashes on the Transcity Highway turned into a shootout this morning. The resulting traffic jam prevented police from reaching the scene. Citizens are advised to stay home. The attacker is said to be a dangerous militant and Wearing a red uniform."

"Deadpool!"

The Colossus who was eating food in the room decided to take action to discipline his compatriot after seeing the news. The reason why mutants are so bad in the eyes of the public is mainly because of these lawless mutants.

Colossus: "Black Queen, let's go, we have a mission!"

Black Queen: "Wait a minute, Colossus!"

Colossus: "I've given Deadpool so many chances to join us, but he acts like a kid, a heavily armed kid! When will he mature enough to see the benefits of being an X-Men?"

Ugly kids are not scary, what is scary are brats with submachine guns.

Black queen: "What's the benefit? Everyone has a tights uniform? A house that gets blown up every few years?"

Colossus: "Please, the house is blown up to show its characteristics! You ate breakfast, right? Breakfast is the most important meal of the day. Here, the energy bar is good for the growth of bones. Deadpool may want to interrupt your bones."

The two then boarded the black-tech shadow plane in the X-Men. The prototype is the Blackbird SR-71, and the X-Men's is an upgraded version of the black technology.

"What the fuck, where are you Francis!"

Deadpool killed all the enemy's bodyguards, but his enemy was not among them.

He got the exact information that he will definitely be here this time, so where will he be if he is not in the car?
"Well, where would I hide if I were a two-hundred-pound jerk named Francis?" Empathy is a very effective method.

boom!boom!boom!
First there was the roar of a motorcycle, and then a knight in black and a helmet rode away quickly on a motorcycle, and swept towards Deadpool with a submachine gun in his hand.

Deadpool immediately understood that the bastard Francis did not hide in the car surrounded by bodyguards, but disguised himself as a bodyguard riding a motorcycle to open the road.

(End of this chapter)