Three Kingdoms: Lu Bu’s brother-in-law, he cheated Cao Cao at the beginning

Chapter 145 Lü Bu was so angry that he jumped, but there was nothing he could do

【Um?Lu Lingqi, I always thought you were a good person, but I didn't expect you to be such a bad girl!What is 'this face, this figure, thin arms and legs'?Grass, what do you take me for?Eat peaches, so cool?Hmm~ My hands are broken, I need to see a doctor? 】

[Please, don't disgust me! 】

[I am weak, but not fake!Although I don't have a manly body and bones, I have a manly spirit enough to stand upright!Although I am thin, I am full of tendons!I can kick... myself away with one kick! 】

[Although I am not as good as you martial arts practitioners, I have an unyielding will, a strong body, and a spirit that is ready to accept death!As long as I can lie down, I will never stand!Doesn’t this count as spirit and backbone? 】

[It is impossible to practice martial arts, not even in this life! 】

Ren Yun's voice sounded in his mind, the corner of Lu Bu's mouth twitched, and he looked at Ren Yun from the corner of his eye!

Ren Yun lowered his head deeply, as if he was looking at the ants on the ground!

It seems like he's looking for some kind of hole to escape from. Even if it's a mouse hole, he wants to swoop in!
Hey, this guy Ziyu, finally got caught by me, right?
In the past, you didn't need to practice martial arts, but who told you just now that Chen Gong and I have a good relationship?

It's fine to make it up, you still want to write it into a classic and pass it on to future generations!
Aren't you hurting me?
You make me uncomfortable, and I won't let you go!
Anyway, no matter what you do, I won't let you leave secretly!Even if I have to squat at the gate of the city every day, I will not hesitate!

"Lingqi, Ziyu is a man. Now that he is in troubled times, how can he not have a skill? Besides, I have no other heirs besides you. After a hundred years, he will have to take over my great cause." !"

"Ah?" Lu Lingqi was astonished, and then her face turned red all of a sudden, "Daddy, why did you say this suddenly? I don't want to talk to you anymore! That's right, I just want to marry Ziyu! After you die, Just rest assured and hand over the great cause to him!"

"puff!"

Ren Yun and Lu Bu spit out a mouthful of saliva at the same time, and looked at Lu Lingqi in astonishment.

[Hold the grass, filial son!Lu Lingqi, you are so filial!You are so filial, sooner or later Lu Bu will be filial to death!Cowhide, in front of Lu Bu, say he is dead!Tsk tsk, Lu Lingqi, you are really the most filial in history! 】

【If Lu Bu hadn't only had you as a daughter, I'm afraid he would have broken your leg a long time ago!Can an only child be so filial?Really cowhide! 】

[Lu Bu, oh Lu Bu, I suggest you kill her directly, anyway, keeping Lu Lingqi is a disaster! 】

The corner of Lu Bu's mouth twitched, his face was gloomy and terrifying, he pressed his right hand on Lu Lingqi's shoulder, and said, "Lingqi, don't you want me to live a long life?"

"Of course I do!" Lu Lingqi said with a serious face, "Father, of course I want you to live forever! As long as you are alive, Ziyu and I will not be so tired! Father, I not only hope that you will live forever Years old, I hope you will live forever!"

【Haha... Lu Bu, Lu Bu, this is so ridiculous!It is said that the daughter is the father's little padded jacket, but your padded jacket leaks air! 】

"Lingqi, you are really my father's good daughter!" Lu Bu smiled wryly, "But you are right! After a few years, I will discuss with Chan'er and arrange your marriage together?"

"What?" Ren Yun suddenly raised his head with a 'shua'.

"This..." Lu Lingqi was astonished and unresolved, as if taken aback, "Ziyu, what a big reaction you have?"

"Lingqi, did you see that Ziyu can't wait!" Lu Bu narrowed his eyes and laughed 'haha', "Ziyu, I know Lingqi is very good-looking, but don't worry too much, wait until you are an adult After that, you two can get married! Chan'er and I can rest assured!"

【Lu Bu, are you talking nonsense with your eyes open?How can I be very excited?Stop it!Although Lu Lingqi looks good, no matter how you say it, you forced it on me!Don't you know that twisted melons are not sweet? 】

[Even though Lu Lingqi is as beautiful as her sister, your pressing step by step will only make me rebellious! 】

[Do I have to run all night? 】

[Sigh, at such a young age, it is a great time to sneak around, but you want to get married all day long!Is it good to be married? 】

[As long as the two of you are sincere, as long as you are by your side, even if you are not married, it will be very warm!Do I have to bear any responsibility?Or is it that Lu Lingqi, you guys want to be a female celebrity? 】

"Father, are you telling the truth?" Lu Lingqi looked excited, but her cheeks were as red as a monkey's butt. "In just a few years, can I really marry Ziyu? How many years has it been? Can I? Tell me?"

"Eh!" The corner of Lu Bu's mouth twitched, and Lu Lingqi was the one who couldn't wait, "In a few years, when we are stable and there is no more war in the world, I will let the people of the world celebrate you two! Ziyu, you Don't have too much psychological burden, I have Lu Bu for everything!"

"No!" Ren Yun narrowed his eyes slightly.

【I'm bah, with you Lu Bu?Who doesn't know that you, Lu Bu, are a pit!Assist Ding Yuan and Dong Zhuo, but they were all killed by you, assist Liu Bei, and ended up stealing him! 】

[Oh, look at your eyes are still red, what, you want to eat me alive?Or get married right away?Let me tell you Lu Bu, even if I, Ren Yun, starved to death and jumped from here, I would never marry Lu Lingqi! 】

[Unless you really replace the big man and become the hero of the world! 】

[Although I don’t know how to marry, I can marry!Who doesn’t want to be a peaceful and peaceful son-in-law?Who doesn't want to have enough food and clothing, and be able to inherit a big position in the future?Emma, ​​it smells so good! 】

[However, with your current strength, Lu Bu, there is a [-]% chance of winning the world!As long as you don't make mistakes, the probability may be even greater! 】

[But Boss Cao is not a good person. With Boss Cao's ability, as long as you make a small mistake, he can make you suffer a lot! 】

[Do you still remember the last time you teamed up with him to attack Yuan Shu?If he hadn't made preparations earlier, Xuzhou would be his now! 】

[Lu Bu, oh Lu Bu, there is a long way to go! 】

Ren Yun's voice sounded in his mind, and Lu Bu felt like he was on a roller coaster.

Angry at first, but happy later!
Well, Ziyu, if it weren’t for the good ideas you gave me before, your words would be enough for me to chop you ten or a hundred times, even if it’s chopped into meat sauce, it’s hard to understand My heart is full of anger.

However, I knew, Ziyu, you must be leaning toward me, Lu Bu, in your heart!In the future, I will have to rely on you to make more suggestions and let me win the world!

As long as I, Lu Bu, win the world, won't the world be yours after a hundred years?
Oh, no, if I stay with Ziyu again, I'm afraid I'll be angry to death on the spot!
(End of this chapter)