Rejuvenation of the Han Dynasty in the Three Kingdoms

Chapter 212
Canglanglanglang——

All of a sudden, there was the sound of swords being unsheathed in the tent, and everyone's guards shouted to step forward to protect the master.

"Everyone, don't panic," Yuan Shao stepped forward, grabbed the gray dog ​​by the rope, and said with cupped fists, "This is a dog raised by a slave. Maybe it accidentally broke free and came to me. I'm really sorry. This person must be punished severely."

Cao Cao's face darkened, the alliance was such an important event, how could a vicious dog come in to make trouble, this Yuan Shao was too outrageous.

Just as he was about to warn him, Wang Kuang suddenly let out a surprise and said loudly, "This dog is so tall and has a ferocious appearance. It is very different from the Shiba Inu. Could it be a wolf domesticated by the original family?"

Yuan Yi, the prefect of Shanyang, shook his head and said: "At the beginning, I was in the Central Plains, where is the wolf? It is clearly a dog."

The crowd started arguing again, Cao Cao was furious, stepped forward and yelled: "Today's alliance is to fight against Dong thief, but you are arguing over a vicious dog. What's the use of a wolf or a dog?"

The crowd also found that the question was off topic, and hurriedly lowered their heads and sat down, but Wang Kuang said, "Actually, it's a wolf or a dog. I think Liu Shilang must know that he has been in the frontier for a long time, and he has also gone out to conquer Xianbei. There are so many wolves on the grassland." Whether it's a wolf or a dog, Liu Shilang must be very clear."

Han Fu suddenly laughed and said, "That's right, that's right, it's a wolf or a dog, Liu Shilang knows best."

"At the beginning, you..."

Cao Cao pointed at Yuan Shao and was about to ask him to take the dog away quickly and not to disturb the audience. He and Yuan Shao had done this kind of thing often in Luoyang, but now was not the time to cause trouble.

Suddenly someone covered their mouths and smiled, and suddenly realized that these people were scolding Liu He, no wonder they kept talking about Liu He's position as the servant of Huangmen.

Wang Kuang and the others seemed to be discussing the issue of "wolf or dog", but they sounded like "the minister is a dog", clearly scolding Liu He and humiliating him in public.

Behind Liu He, the red-faced and long-bearded man opened his eyes wide and his beard and hair trembled like a god of death. Cao Cao felt his heart tremble and was also annoyed when he saw it, so he wanted to get up and scold Yuan Shao.

At this moment, Liu He raised his hand and patted the big man behind him. After frowning slightly, he calmly clapped his hands and said with a smile, "Everyone is in the Central Plains. Are you sure you can't tell if it's a wolf or a dog?"

Yuan Shao's eyes were slightly stern, but he said with a smile on his face: "Although this thing is raised at home, I often have this question, so I need to learn."

Cao Cao originally wanted to stop the matter, but seeing Liu He's calm demeanor, he seemed not to have heard the mystery, but he became curious and wondered how he would respond.

In this alliance, although Liu He was the first to attack the Xiliang army and advocated volunteers to capture Xingyang, the princes from all walks of life in the Central Plains had seen Cao Cao's appeal, and they gathered all the way to Luoyang. In addition, Liu He was not familiar with these people. , With Cao Cao dealing with him, he also ended up clean, and has been waiting for news in Xingyang.

Like Yuan Shao, he also arrived at Suanzao today. He was chatting with Cao Cao just now. When he met Yuan Shao for the first time, he noticed that there seemed to be vague hostility in his words and demeanor. He thought it was because of Han Fu, but he didn't take it seriously.

He hadn't even thought about being the leader of the election this time. Putting nothing else aside, Yuan Shao, Yuan Shu, and Yuan Yi alone would probably break up on the spot, so the default leader was Yuan Shao, who was currently the most prestigious.

But Yuan Shao didn't think so. He wanted to suppress Liu He. He could ignore the hostility just now, but Liu He couldn't care less about humiliating him in public.

At this time, everyone knew that the dog had been arranged a long time ago, and it depended on how Liu He dealt with it. If he didn't handle it well, his reputation would be ruined and he would become a laughing stock.

At this moment, Dian Wei hadn't reacted yet, but Guan Yu had sensed the mystery and was about to strike. Liu He stopped him, and said with a smile: "This question, in fact, Wang Taishou has already answered it just now."

Wang Kuang was startled, and said with a sneer, "It's because I can't tell whether it's a wolf or a dog, that's why I asked this question!"

Liu Heyan said: "Just now the prefect Wang said that this dog is quite different from the dogs in the Central Plains. It may have been domesticated. The unintentional words have already revealed the truth..."

Speaking of this, he slowly got up, cupped his fists to Yuan Shao and the others and said, "So this gray dog ​​was originally a wolf, but it was domesticated into a dog."

"Benchu ​​is a wolf, domesticated..." Wang Kuang was about to defend himself, when he suddenly realized that Yuan Shao's word was "Benchu", his face changed drastically and he dared not speak anymore.

Yuan Shao couldn't bear it anymore, pointed at Liu He and said sharply, "You, Liu He, how dare you scold me?"

Liu He curled his lips and said to the crowd: "A dog was originally a wolf, but after being whipped and domesticated, it became a dog. Everyone knows this, so why do you say so?"

Everyone covered their mouths and wanted to laugh, but because of the Yuan family's face, they held back. Only Cao Cao sneered, but he was not in a hurry to stop it this time, it would depend on Yuan Shao's ending.

At this moment, Han Fu threw a sheep bone on the table to the ground, and the black dog immediately picked it up and began to gnaw wildly on the spot.

Han Fu sneered and said, "Look, everyone, wolves eat meat, dogs eat shit, it's a wolf (servant) or a dog, you can tell at a glance."

Liu He looked at Han Fu, but shook his head and said with a smile, "Although Han Yushi's method is useful, it is ineffective."

Seeing that Liu He suddenly called him the official position of Yushi Zhongcheng, Han Fu thought that he was using this to suppress his status as a state pastor, so he didn't care, and asked lightly, "Why is it invalid?"

Liu He spread his hands and said to everyone: "As we all know, wolves eat meat, but dogs don't eat meat either..."

Everyone nodded, but Liu He said again: "But it's not the other way around. Wolves only eat meat, but dogs are different. They eat meat when they meet meat, and shit when they meet... Han Yushi, what do you want?" Remember, censors eat shit!"

"Hmm, it makes sense..."

"Wa hahaha……"

After reacting, everyone couldn't help it anymore and burst out laughing.

Han Fu's face turned into a pig's liver, and he was trembling while clutching the wine glass, but he couldn't say a word.

Yuan Shao saw that his trick failed to humiliate him, but the person who fell into the trick was defeated instead. He became angry and shouted angrily: "You Liu He, what kind of behavior do you have to say such vulgar and dirty words? How can we compare with a vulgar person like you?" Collusion, farewell!”

"Sit down!" Cao Cao, who had been watching coldly, couldn't bear it any longer. He stood up and said in a deep voice, "Everyone, we are all here for state affairs, but today we are fighting over a vicious dog. If you get angry because of this, Wouldn't you be ridiculed by the world?"

Yuan Shao was not convinced: "Humph, Meng De, Liu Boxing, he...".

"Brother Benchu, if it weren't for your vicious dog breaking into the tent, how could there be so many right and wrong?" Cao Cao blocked Yuan Shao back with one word, and said in a deep voice: "This vicious dog broke into the big tent without authorization and violated the military law. Why don't you order people to lead them out and slaughter them, so as to correct the military law?"

"Yes, yes, it should be killed, it should be killed!"

Wang Kuang was so self-defeating that he was so frightened that he was sweating profusely. Before Yuan Shao could react, he ordered the dog to be taken out and slaughtered in public outside the gate, as a way of rectifying the law.

(End of this chapter)