Ball King Pioneer

Chapter 271 Lin Yi's Goal Shortage
Chapter 270 Lin Yi's Goal Shortage

How to perfectly hide a drop of water?Just melt this drop into the ocean.

How to reduce the public's scandal towards a news figure?The PR firm will try to create a more sensational news figure or news event.

At the last press conference, everyone's eyes were on Ji Dong's "Five-Year Plan". Only a few people remembered that Lin Yi said another topic that would cause a sensation in normal times.

Manchester United players want to win the Premier League Golden Boot, but also the European Golden Boot. Although they are Manchester United players, everyone with a discerning eye knows that this is the Trident. The outside world has given them a famous name RLP combination, Chinese netizens call it "Braised Pork Rice" combination.

Whether the "Braised Pork Rice" team can win the Golden Boot as they wished was a big controversy at the beginning of the season, but after five rounds of the league, everyone thinks it is very possible.

The current Premier League standings are dominated by Manchester United, and the scorer list is also full of glory.Rooney, who was on leave in the last round, still ranked first with 5 goals, Van Persie ranked second with 4 goals in 4 rounds, Manchester City striker Aguero also scored 3 goals, Lin Yi and Fulham striker Berbatov and Swansea's Michu also scored 10 goals and tied for fourth.The least suspenseful thing is the assist list. Lin Yi leads everyone with 3 assists, and David Silva, who ranks second, only has [-] assists, which is completely incomparable.

Yes, with Lin Yi's super pie-feeding machine, can the two top strikers not score goals? In addition, Lin Yi himself is also a scoring maniac. Maybe he will catch up suddenly at some point. It seems that it is not impossible for the Premier League Golden Boot to be produced among these three.

But the question now is, can the European Golden Boot be that easy?
Look at the results of the five major leagues. After five rounds, Barcelona in La Liga also started with a five-game winning streak. Its leading striker Messi has scored 5 goals, and Suarez has also scored 7 goals.Real Madrid's performance is unstable this season, but Ronaldo's efficiency of 5 goals in 5 games cannot be underestimated.

Serie A's Cavani leads the scorer list with 6 goals, and Naples tops the standings.

The situation in the Bundesliga is better. Dortmund's Lewandowski currently leads the scorer list with 4 goals, but considering that the Bundesliga has only 34 rounds, this honor has never been taken by Bundesliga players.

The scariest thing is the scorer list of Ligue 5. Da Fengxian Ibrahimovic completed 2 hat-tricks and 1 goal in 1 rounds of the league like cutting melons and vegetables. In addition, he has 9 goal in a single game and [-] goals. The data has almost become a scoring machine in the eyes of the European media.So in the face of Ji Dong's clamor, the French media almost smashed Da Fengxian's report card in Ji Dong's face.They are already looking forward to seeing Ibrahimovic's coronation at the Parc des Princes next season.

In a word, everyone is optimistic that RLP can win the Premier League Golden Boot. As for the European Golden Boot, hehe, it depends on luck, at least for now, there are too many masters.

In Catalonia, Spain, Lin Yi is already synonymous with arrogance, ignorance and stupidity. Everyone discusses Messi's efficiency and Barcelona's dominance. They firmly believe that the La Liga champion this season must belong to Barcelona.As for that nasty Ji Dong, as the "World Sports Daily" said, see you in the Champions League!

There are two focus battles in the sixth round of the Premier League, Manchester United vs. Tottenham at home, Arsenal and Chelsea in the first round of the London derby at the Emirates Stadium.

The result of the London derby that kicked off a day earlier was within everyone's expectations. The strong and powerful Chelsea defeated the Chiefs 2:1 with Lampard's two long-range shots.After the game, Chelsea replaced Manchester United at the top of the standings with 16 points, which also put a certain amount of pressure on Manchester United.

But the focus of this game is not on the field, but in the BBC studio.Gary Lineker's red dress is very coquettish, black stockings are indescribably charming, under the long wig is an exquisite makeup, the eyeliner and lipstick are high-end products at first glance, but the beard on his lips looks so discordant.

The first time Daly saw this makeup, he said that he would not bet with others to wear women's clothing in the future, and if he lost, he would definitely be spit out by himself.However, he was very happy to see this image of a good friend. Before the studio started to work, he took more than a dozen shots of his black-faced partner before giving up.

When Ji Dong in front of the TV saw this scene, he couldn't help complaining about Lineker's beard. The gray beard ruined the overall beauty of the makeup.Van Persie was eating an apple, but after seeing Lineker's face, he silently put the apple on the table. It is estimated that he will not be able to eat this apple anymore.

Van Persie's son is 7 years old and is now a young player in the Manchester United echelon. He often watches football games with his father and Uncle Lin Yi. When he saw Lineker, he subconsciously said "F*U*C*K", and then Van Persie's wife Pochilla slapped the child on the back of the head.Seeing this scene, Ji Dong realized that foreign education is not only for encouragement, but also unambiguous when it is time to start.

The BBC's live broadcast can interact with the audience, that is, the audience uses their mobile phones to send them messages, and then the director will share some interesting options with the two commentators to share with everyone.

In the 25th minute of the first half, a new message forwarded by the director suddenly appeared in front of Daly's screen.Daly was immediately happy when he saw it.

"Hey Gary, do you know what a message I got? I thought you'd love it!"

"..."

"'Dear Mr. Lineker, how about the lipstick and silk stockings I gave you? Are they comfortable? But Mr. Van Persie Jr. commented that your makeup is too scary. He still thinks his math teacher looks better with makeup.' Well, what do you think of the evaluation of Lin and Jr. Van Persie? But to be honest, you are really ugly, but I think all BBC audiences will like it."

Lineker stretched his head to look at the computer screen in front of Daly, making sure that he was not joking with him. This should really be a message from Lin Yi, because although everyone knew that Lin Yi gave him lipstick, others really didn't know about the stockings.

"Okay, Lin, you've always been so stingy, damn it, next time I bet you can win. Also, Mr. Van Persie, who is watching the live broadcast, I bet your math teacher can't play football as well as me. Also, don't learn from Uncle Lin next to you, he is too stingy."

The UK is a country that requires money everywhere. You need to pay for parking on the roadside, you need to give tips for meals, you have to pay for listening to songs online, and even watching TV programs is rarely free. The attractive ones are the premium channels that cost money to buy programs. You can buy an episode or a season.Live broadcasts of Premier League matches naturally need to be purchased with money.

Those who bought the game to watch Lineker's women's clothing saw that there was still such drama. They liked to hear the breaking news of celebrities, such as Lin Yi was watching a football game at Van Persie's house, and even sent messages to make fun of Lineker. Everyone likes such gossip.Immediately, the audience felt that they had made a profit, so they decisively bought the TV signals of the remaining matches of the BBC Premier League this season.

On the other hand, Sky TV, the most important and main competitor of the BBC, can't do anything. The star players they are more familiar with are not at Manchester United, and they are not familiar with the topic maker Lin Yi, so they haven't hooked up yet.It is also the broadcast of this game, their ratings are constantly falling, if it is not because the audience has already purchased the live broadcast signal, it is very likely that it will drop even lower.

The focus of the second match day was the match between Manchester United and Tottenham. Everyone was watching what Ji Dong said about the Golden Boot. After the game, those who had doubts before were silent.

4: 1.

Manchester United got rid of Redknapp's White Lily Corps cleanly at home.Manchester United quickly entered the game in this game. In the 14th minute, Lin Yi made a cross from the right and provided an assist for Van Persie. The Dutchman's header broke the deadlock for Manchester United.

In the 39th minute, Van Persie successfully counter-robbed defender Gallas in the penalty area and then scored. Van Persie scored twice to give Manchester United a 2-goal lead to end the first half.

In the second half, they changed sides and fought again. In the 52nd minute, it was Lin Yi again. His active fighting in the frontcourt caused Dembele's pass error. 3:0, Manchester United almost sealed the victory.

In the 71st minute, Lin Yi broke through from the left and then cut inside. Lin Yi's left foot hit the post vigorously, and the football bounced back to Lin Yi's feet unexpectedly. Just when everyone thought that Lin Yi would shoot again, Lin Yi deftly passed the ball to the back. 4:0, Cleverley scored the first goal of the season, and Lin Yi completed a hat-trick of assists for the third time this season.

In the 82nd minute, Gareth Bale used his speed to get rid of the defense and scored a goal for Tottenham with a single-handed shot. The score of 4:1 was maintained until the end.

"At the end of the game, this is a crazy game. The home team Manchester United once again proved their dominance in the game. Too strong. I have been commenting on the Premier League for 11 years. I dare say this is the strongest team I have ever seen. It is stronger than Arsenal, who won the championship unbeaten in the 2003-2004 season, and stronger than Chelsea, who scored 2004 points in the 2005-95 season.

I know there will be a lot of non United fans offended when I say this, but you have to admit I'm telling the truth, look at their defence, as long as they don't make a lot of mistakes, Ferguson can at least start two sets of defense, as for the attack, my God, they can destroy everything.

In just six rounds of the Premier League, Lin has already scored three hat-tricks of assists, including one big four.God, contributed 6 assists in 13 games, this is the result of a good passer in one season.There is also the scorer list. Rooney and Van Persie are tied for first place. Who still doubts what Lin said about the Premier League Golden Boot. As for the European Golden Boot, with Lin behind him, who can say that Manchester United has no chance.

For Manchester United fans, if there is any regret this night, I think it was not Bale's goal, it must be Lin who failed to score. He had two shots, one of which even hit the post, which is a pity.Lin has not scored in 3 games. Is this a scoring shortage? "

Questions raised by Sky TV commentators after the game were also raised by reporters at the press conference, but Ferguson didn't care.

"Lin is a good player and destined to be great, the first thing in his mind is always the team's victory, he is so selfless, look at the assists he sent to his teammates, he is also happy when he celebrates.

As for the scoring shortage you mentioned, it doesn't exist!He has only failed to score in three rounds, which is very common for strikers.The reason why you have a scoring shortage is because you all recognize his excellence.Looking at the same period last season, he only scored 3 goals, but in the end he won the golden boot, and he rested so many games in the middle, so those who bought Lin to take the golden boot can rest assured, Lin's goals will come, and there will be many. "

"Sir, I heard that Lin is practicing free kicks recently?"

"Yeah, he takes free-kicks after training almost every day and it's become his job, so I say he's destined for greatness."

The scariest thing in this world is not that your opponent is more handsome than you, or more handsome than you, or more talented than you, or more handsome than you, more talented than you, or richer than you, but more handsome than you, more talented than you, richer than you, and harder than you.Ji Dong is the fourth type!

　It's almost the end of the month, do you guys have tickets? Come on, poor me.

　　
　
(End of this chapter)